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(The Local (Germany)) Spiffy Old and Busted: Christmas markets. New Hotness: Erotic Christmas markets   (thelocal.de) divider line 22
More: Spiffy, christmas, Christmas markets, North Rhine-Westphalia, shantytowns, candlelight vigil, Cologne, Rhineland-Palatinate  
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The Silver Mullet
2011-12-15 02:27:56 AM
I would very much like to motorboat her ass. What's that called again?
 
enthralledgeishagirl
2011-12-15 02:31:04 AM
Sex sells, who knew?
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-15 02:33:22 AM
"Let's bonk" isn't very romantic...
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-15 02:34:13 AM
Is mulled wine any good?
 
Ogre840
2011-12-15 02:37:26 AM
The Silver Mullet: I would very much like to motorboat her ass. What's that called again?

Dragonboating
 
NobleHam
2011-12-15 02:38:38 AM
You can make any Christmas market an erotic Christmas market if you don't mind public indecency charges.
 
Wholesale Ass
2011-12-15 02:51:05 AM
i.imgur.com
 
jtown
2011-12-15 02:56:17 AM
Whatever you do, don't GIS 'Marge Simpson erotic baking', planning to post an innocent picture of Marge baking components of erotic cakery..
 
Uncle Tractor
2011-12-15 03:22:20 AM
nakedfathairysantaguy.jpg

donotwant.jpg

/thread
 
illannoyin
2011-12-15 03:40:09 AM
screampunch.typepad.com

For more information do a bareback GIS for 'pornament'.

/Of course it's NSFW
//Merry new year!
 
rwfan
2011-12-15 04:32:19 AM
that article needs more pictures
 
Pert
2011-12-15 05:22:29 AM
OK, I just GIS'd for "Simpsons Erotic Cakes"...

Why would anyone go to the time and effort of drawing Bart shagging Milhouse who has been given long hair and made to look like a woman?

Why God, why?

/end threadjack
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2011-12-15 05:24:41 AM
Pert: OK, I just GIS'd for "Simpsons Erotic Cakes"...

Why would anyone go to the time and effort of drawing Bart shagging Milhouse who has been given long hair and made to look like a woman?

Why God, why?

/end threadjack

Heh. No exceptions.
 
buddyrtr
2011-12-15 06:09:53 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Is mulled wine any good?

Yes
 
GreatBunzinni
2011-12-15 06:40:00 AM
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
 
Troublesome Strumpet
2011-12-15 06:57:44 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Is mulled wine any good?

Yes, yes it is.

Damn, hubby and I might have to make a trip up to Hamberg next year for that sexy Christmas market, we've got plans this time around.
 
AnotherBrian
2011-12-15 07:50:32 AM
Erotic Christmas eh?
I'll just leave this here... (extremely NSFW)
 
thebravetoast
2011-12-15 08:04:51 AM
not sure I'd trust a "hand carved wooden dildo" to be free of splinters
 
Shakespeare's Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 08:06:39 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com

Feliz Navidad.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2011-12-15 08:15:38 AM
STDS MAKE THE PERFECT GIFT
IN ADDTION TO THE SEX OF COURSE
 
eltejon [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 08:18:05 AM
Do they have wooden toilet rollers?
 
livewire98801
2011-12-15 06:13:53 PM
See, and I had so much hope for this thread...
 
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