Who the hell wants perfection anyway? Perfect people are boring and static. Every man I've ever loved had quirks and faults, and I loved those parts of them just as much as the rest.

/except that one guy who used to crap with the door open
//that was just too much

I am not guilty of several of those....several I tell ya.....

Why are you hating on Fabio, subby?

Sure I do. I'm right here. :\

Peter von Nostrand: I know there's a mute woman with no gag reflex out there, though

She would be perfect if she also like making sandwiches.

So, every stereotypically heterosexual trait in men is undesirable?

Well ladies, if you are only dual input - that makes you 66.6% perfect.

oh yes he does i am right here .. so anyways

Well of course I'm perfect...

16. Burping or farting

Ok, nevermind.

JRoo: So, every stereotypically heterosexual trait in men is undesirable?

What a woman wants is another woman.

/What a man wants is to watch.

I get the feeling even if there was a "perfect" man out there, he'd be deemed too perfect. Being with someone you feel drastically inferior to... is hell on any compatibility or lasting relationship.


/My view perfection has always been an agreeable set of flaws.

hooray! Deeply flawed is the norm! I have a chance to find happiness after all!!

We're perfect for each other. That's really all that matters.

*quietly voiced from the shadows*

When we find a perfect women, we reveal ourselves.

/huh? Who said that?

Mad Scientist: Well of course I'm perfect...

16. Burping or farting

Ok, nevermind.


your about as funny as Multiple sclerosis.

miss diminutive: /except that one guy who used to crap with the door open
//that was just too much

ha! that made my morning

/have friends who supposedly do that. never understood it. doesn't it get cold?

On a related note:

I date either women that are attractive and charismatic or that are intelligent and unique. Why don't I date a woman that is both?

Because THAT doesn't exist...

Daily fail again. He is right here, ladies:

Optical Aleutian: Why are you hating on Fabio, subby?

You're never ready to see Fabio.



Fabio smash!

As I recall, for Heather Locklear it wasn't Mike O'Malley, but rather Chris Noth.

I found a perfect man.

He loves to cook (as do I), we both leave our dirty clothes on the bedroom floor and no one cares, and we have a competitive ranking system for burps and farts, and try to outdo each other.

Really though, most of the crap on that list is so petty I'm amazed anyone even notices those sorts of things.

/All right, using my toothbrush would gross me out.

JRoo: So, every stereotypically heterosexual trait in men is undesirable?

Apparently. The fun part is how the only thing women hate more then men is other women. In short, stop trying to force yourself to be happy. That's not how it works.

This applies to both sexes, really. Your "one perfect match" is not out there waiting for you, because that person does not exist, so you should stop waiting for that person either. There are, however, hundreds of good matches out there for pretty much everybody: the only catch is that actually existing means the relationship is not going to be effortless. There will be trouble spots, and some work will be needed to maintain the relationship. This is still worthwhile.

Actually, they do exist.

But they don't pitch for your team, ladies.

TOP 20 IMPERFECTIONS IN MEN...

2. Using her toothbrush

Jesus christ! Do some guys really do that?

12. Using the toilet with the door open

I see nothing wrong with that, as long as it's just #1. I do it all the time so that conversation is not interrupted.

14. Unkempt facial hair

Get over it girls. Every guy I know, both straight and gay under the age of 40 has unkempt facial hair, and on most it looks damn hot. Not including neck beards, that's just gross.
.

...criticising their driving and the inability to multi-task.

Inability to multi-task? Really? Multi-tasking is highly overrated anyway. I'd rather do one thing well, than five things poorly.

Cute, sweet, and if he gives you any flack you can bite his head off.

Well, let's see:

1. Better than mine.

2. What?! No! Jesus, why would you do this?!

3. Guilty.

4. She doesn't really have any.

5. She hates them just as much as I do.

6. Yeeeeeep.

7. See #6.

8. I'm not that lazy.

9. Nope, hate driving.

10. Does indifference count as grumpy?

11. We both hate my mom. I probably hate her the most.

12. Again, why would you do this?!

13. This is what clothes hampers are for.

14. See #6.

15. She's a better driver than I am.

16. Aren't these things that, like, normal human beings do?

17. Both of us have dogs and cats.

18. No problems here.

19. Neither of us like sports.

20. I like cooking, but see #6.

I ain't perfect, but neither is she. More importantly, we're both equally kinky and she doesn't want kids. Well, what can I say?

All of the things in the article are things I can negotiate and potentially change if they are important to a woman. What annoys me is the big one, the one that I hear more than anything else, the one that wasn't even mentioned in the article: "You are really good looking and smart and funny and charming and successful, but I'm only really attracted to guy who are over six feet."

I'm 5'10". Seriously. I'm statistically a full inch taller than the average man. An inordinate number of women are absurdly superficial about height, and it's the one thing that I really, really cannot do anything about.

Farkers, stop searching for "a good article in the Daily Fail". It does not exist.

Tommy Moo: All of the things in the article are things I can negotiate and potentially change if they are important to a woman. What annoys me is the big one, the one that I hear more than anything else, the one that wasn't even mentioned in the article: "You are really good looking and smart and funny and charming and successful, but I'm only really attracted to guy who are over six feet."

I'm 5'10". Seriously. I'm statistically a full inch taller than the average man. An inordinate number of women are absurdly superficial about height, and it's the one thing that I really, really cannot do anything about.

Well, think of it this way - you wouldn't really want to be with someone that superficial anyway, so it's a nice easy way of weeding them out.

My boyfriend is exactly the same height as me, and it has its benefits :D

No, we will not do everything in life for a woman while constantly trying to impress her. Mr. Perfect in this case would have to be willing to put up with her selfishness which is a flaw she would not permit him to have.

How about finding someone who respects you and is willing to put in as much as you are? Why isn't this everyone's goal instead? It's reasonable, achievable, and responsible.

Some people just don't want equality. They want to be treated like a child.

The perfect man can hold his own in a farting and/or burping contest with this moi. I've farted four times since I started reading this thread.

/jealous?

...poor personal grooming.

...marketing director for Remington, which commissioned the study,

Ah, there we go.

FTFA: TOP 20 IMPERFECTIONS IN MEN...

7. Having a big bushy beard that you never shave

14. Unkempt facial hair

Earlier....

Nikki McReynolds, marketing director for Remington, which commissioned the study, said: 'It seems women are quite realistic on what they look for from their partner.


Jeez, there's something going on here... I just can't put my finger on it.

Hoopy Frood: ...poor personal grooming.

...marketing director for Remington, which commissioned the study,

Ah, there we go.

Nice catch. Fark, I'm kicking myself for missing it. This "article" was an advertisement in disguise. Daily Fail strikes again! DAMN YOU DAILY FAIL!

Tommy Moo: All of the things in the article are things I can negotiate and potentially change if they are important to a woman. What annoys me is the big one, the one that I hear more than anything else, the one that wasn't even mentioned in the article: "You are really good looking and smart and funny and charming and successful, but I'm only really attracted to guy who are over six feet."

I'm 5'10". Seriously. I'm statistically a full inch taller than the average man. An inordinate number of women are absurdly superficial about height, and it's the one thing that I really, really cannot do anything about.

See, here's your problem right here. Any woman who would say such a thing is a vapid twat not worth your time or effort. Go find someone who isn't a waste of air.

Women have this thing about thinking they can and should change the male. Its pretty frustrating at times, more so when you realize its not an equal game. Try using their exact language, same male-bashing styled jokes, and mind-set on them and you'll soon get "rightfully" labeled insensitive, narrow minded, or as someone who thinks they are right all the time. I have done this a few times to my wife and she just doesn't get that I doing what she just did to me.

Hey, I have a perfect woman in my head too.... and honestly NO female I have ever met can come close. But hey, its a fantasy.... know the difference for once. Act like you know people are not 100% perfect. You'll be happier (and they will be happier) once you do.