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(Daily Mail)   The 55 year old woman visiting accused killer Joran Van der Sloot insists her interest in him isn't sexual despite the fact she's written songs for him titled "Haven't Kissed You Yet" and "Come Ride With Me"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 50
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2011-12-15 04:46:30 AM
man that's some crazy eyes.

she's like... russian on meth crazy lookin.
 
2011-12-15 04:48:46 AM
I just threw up in my mouth...a LOT.

::urk::
 
2011-12-15 04:52:57 AM
He could do so much better.
 
2011-12-15 04:53:05 AM
It absolutely baffles me why any woman would write to any criminal like that. And she's not alone. I remember convicted belgian child killer/rapist/torturer Marc Dutroux (new window) got marriage proposals from several women, including women with children.
 
2011-12-15 04:58:25 AM
PandaPorn: It absolutely baffles me why any woman would write to any criminal like that. And she's not alone. I remember convicted belgian child killer/rapist/torturer Marc Dutroux (new window) got marriage proposals from several women, including women with children.

It's a surprisingly common fetish called hybristophilia.
 
2011-12-15 04:58:45 AM
PandaPorn: It absolutely baffles me why any woman would write to any criminal like that. And she's not alone. I remember convicted belgian child killer/rapist/torturer Marc Dutroux (new window) got marriage proposals from several women, including women with children.

the infamous "night stalker" in southern california, who raped tortured killed a number of people in the 80s in home invasion style assaults, actuallye married one of these crazy women.
 
2011-12-15 05:06:35 AM
Gunther: It's a surprisingly common fetish called hybristophilia.

Never knew it actually had a name. I wonder how much of such a proclivity has to do with free will, and how much comes from nature and/or nurture.
 
2011-12-15 05:17:31 AM
Women love to change men..... and rehabilitating a criminal represents the ultimate challenge.
 
2011-12-15 05:19:26 AM
"Last Wednesday, after she was told she could not enter the prison, Van der Sloot reportedly sent word that he wanted her to back off." - woah. That's got to be a knockback. You're so farking creepy that even a confessed double-murderer locked up in a Peruvian prison doesn't want to spend time with you.

"She's also in the process of producing a CD of songs she wrote herself, and planning to sell them to raise money to help pay his legal fees." - I imagine it will go platinum, possibly Christmas number 1...
 
2011-12-15 05:24:18 AM
Ishkur: Women love to change men..... and rehabilitating a criminal represents the ultimate challenge.

"men marry women hoping they will never change. women marry men hoping they will".
 
2011-12-15 05:26:21 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-15 05:35:01 AM
Guess it's better than prison sex
 
2011-12-15 05:40:46 AM
Sorry to threadjack, but...

Gunther: It's a surprisingly common fetish called hybristophilia.

The Wikipedia article links to Met An Inmate dot com. As someone who works with women who have been in prison (and are at high risk of recidivism), I feel rather pissed off at the editorial bullshiat at wikipedia on this. I hope they revise the article and explain what they mean. That website is surprisingly dangerous in some ways, and surprisingly able to save lives in others. Yeah, it is dangerous to the inmates, who can basically hook up with pimps for when they get released, but it can also give meaning to lives that were otherwise meaningless or fraught with very painful self-images.

/the whole freaking internet is a bad decision machine anyway
 
2011-12-15 05:44:48 AM
Damn. She's a doctor AND she looks great for her age. WTF is wrong with her? Seriously.
 
2011-12-15 05:48:16 AM
To Dreeeeeammmm... the impossible dreeeeeamm!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2011-12-15 05:48:18 AM
tjk420: Guess it's better than prison sex

upload.wikimedia.org

Also: "It emerged earlier this year that he got his girlfriend pregnant during a conjugal visit." WTF?

Also:

i.dailymail.co.uk

application.denofgeek.com
 
2011-12-15 05:55:59 AM
No Ben Hawkins you're not supposed to act like Brother Justin.
 
2011-12-15 06:09:45 AM
Awe give her a break. Maybe she just wants to kill him and hide the body.
 
2011-12-15 06:19:41 AM
I'd Hamer Mary.
 
2011-12-15 06:20:24 AM
kellynoel: Damn. She's a doctor AND she looks great for her age. WTF is wrong with her? Seriously.

You're not the only person thinking this. She should be able to do better than some dude half her age who's in prison in a foreign country. I think many farkers doth protest too much.

Still, there's no accounting for crazy.
 
2011-12-15 06:31:23 AM
geekbikerskum: Still, there's no accounting for crazy.

I reckon some women really do think they can change a man. Even if the man in question happens to be serial killer or strangler. More fool them really. At least van der Sloot is not likely to be getting out of jail any time soon to give her a terminatory lesson on how wrong she is on that score.
 
2011-12-15 06:43:49 AM
I've benefited from women seeing me as a stray dog, so I get the urge, but there's a big difference between a ne'er do well and a psycho killer.
 
2011-12-15 06:49:14 AM
Did img1.fark.net tag get shot down or something?
 
2011-12-15 06:51:10 AM
I'm sure she's not the only one corresponding with him. I don't know if it's true or not, but I've heard that Joran also gets lots of mail from gay guys and he solicits money from them. I think that shait has a nice little scam going.
 
2011-12-15 07:06:59 AM
www.explosm.net
 
2011-12-15 07:11:02 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Any relation to:
cdn.inquisitr.com
?
 
2011-12-15 07:35:02 AM
When are they finally going to shoot that f*cking douchebag in the face?
 
2011-12-15 07:48:51 AM
Joran seems to be quite the charmer. Good pick doctor.
 
2011-12-15 07:51:44 AM
That's a mighty fine choker you got.

But I don't have a choker around my neck.

Don't worry. You will

/cheers
 
2011-12-15 07:54:08 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

2.bp.blogspot.com

There's a simple solution here. Put them together and give them lots of alone time, preferably
surrounded by sharp objects.
 
2011-12-15 07:57:43 AM
Dr Mary Hamer, 55, is a radiologist from Florida who has been corresponding with Joran Van der Sloot for more than a year

img1.fark.net

img1.fark.net

img1.fark.net

C'mon, people. It exists for a reason.
 
2011-12-15 08:03:43 AM
Maybe she really isn't interested in him sexually.

Maybe she just wants him to kill her and dispose of her body.
 
2011-12-15 08:15:42 AM
Did she really write songs or did she just change a single word in already popular songs?
 
2011-12-15 08:27:16 AM
Pert: tjk420: Guess it's better than prison sex

[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x343]

Also: "It emerged earlier this year that he got his girlfriend pregnant during a conjugal visit." WTF?

Also:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]

[application.denofgeek.com image 480x259]


Were done here.

+11
 
2011-12-15 08:30:36 AM
Dried-up vagina? Reinvigorate your menopausal mommy parts with a dangerous romance!

Terrify that leathery catcher's mitt between your legs into an adrenaline-fueled dumpster for serial killer semen.

Convince yourself you're still pretty because the crazy, attention-starved psychopath writes back.

You go, girl. You're fabulous, you're fifty, and you're foxy!
 
2011-12-15 08:33:00 AM
Addendum to her song titles:

"Haven't Kissed You Yet Before You Kill Me" and "Before You Kill Me, Come Ride With Me."
 
2011-12-15 08:38:13 AM
Killing me softly with his song?
 
2011-12-15 08:48:54 AM
airsupport: Dried-up vagina? Reinvigorate your menopausal mommy parts with a dangerous romance!

Terrify that leathery catcher's mitt between your legs into an adrenaline-fueled dumpster for serial killer semen.

Convince yourself you're still pretty because the crazy, attention-starved psychopath writes back.

You go, girl. You're fabulous, you're fifty, and you're foxy!


Please tell me you write commercials for a living...? If not, you've missed your calling.
 
2011-12-15 08:57:02 AM
Oh, thank god. I was afraid this case wouldn't get any creepier.
 
2011-12-15 09:05:38 AM
She got it bad...
got it bad...
got it bad...

She's hot for Van der Sloot.
 
2011-12-15 09:12:53 AM
i1093.photobucket.com

That One Night
 
2011-12-15 09:14:39 AM
Perhaps she wants to enlist him as her murder-puppet. She will control him, directing his murders. Then she'll bundle up in a big floofy robe and fuzzy slippers and eat Godiva chocolates while she watches the Van der Sloot dance around in a gold speedo, covered in gold glitter as really loud Euro-disco music fills their lair.
 
2011-12-15 09:22:19 AM
Tsar_Bomba1: To Dreeeeeammmm... the impossible dreeeeeamm!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x286]


"Fly me to Peru, so I can meet Joran Van Der Sloot"
 
2011-12-15 09:26:08 AM
Gunther: It's a surprisingly common fetish called hybristophilia.

How about let's not let these deranged women create more future psychopathic killers and end the conjugal visits for murderers? I figure if you've already been tried and convicted, last thing the government needs to do is act like a pimp.
If you're already behind bars for killing people, you shouldn't be allowed the chance to create more potentially defective offspring.
Unless this whole dna thing with inherited tendencies is just a bunch of baloney, in that case, go fark your prisoner asses off.
 
2011-12-15 09:27:05 AM
she has thows crazy eyez like "I HAD A JOB> AND I MADE LOTS OF MONYE> BUT OH ITS A JOB> BUT IM NOT CRAZY"
 
2011-12-15 10:16:12 AM
In the first picture she looks crazier than most female killers in horror movies. She has that "Just drink your tea and it will be all better" look in her eyes.

Seriously, Betty Davis in "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane" has nothing on this woman.
 
2011-12-15 10:33:47 AM
Middle-aged woman venerating a sociopathic murderer. Who knew Ayn Rand would reincarnate as a human?
 
2011-12-15 10:40:13 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: He could do kill so much better.

FTFY
 
2011-12-15 11:45:44 AM
How did this woman become a Doctor? Seriously... it sounds as though she needs a Doctor (or twenty), and I don't know if even the best minds in medicine can fix what she's got.
 
2011-12-15 10:06:11 PM
Let's see her picture from 1975 or so...
 
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