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(Cincinnati Enquirer) Dumbass Naked from the waist down, urinating, defecating, and peeking in windows is no way to go through a hotel's parking lot... Officer   (news.cincinnati.com) divider line 43
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UsikFark
2011-12-14 09:31:00 PM
He peaked, all right.
 
some_beer_drinker
2011-12-14 09:31:14 PM
...or is it???
 
hallotavagyna
2011-12-14 09:31:29 PM
What's wrong with that?
 
Nina Haagen Dazs [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:31:32 PM
Dumbass? Sounds like we need a bareass tag.
 
urban.derelict
2011-12-14 09:32:08 PM
Peaking?

/dumas, it's 'piquing'
 
RatMaster999
2011-12-14 09:34:06 PM
I usually get caught peeking in windows, but hey, where ever floats your drunken, naked boat...
 
Crackers Are a Family Food [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:35:42 PM
Just because YOU'VE wasted all your Saturday nights doesn't mean the rest of us need to be lectured, subby.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:36:09 PM
RatMaster999: I usually get caught peeking in windows, but hey, where ever floats your drunken, naked boat...

Unless they meant "coming" through windows, and were too polite to say so.
 
Byno
2011-12-14 09:36:35 PM
farking English: how does it work?
 
davidhyde
2011-12-14 09:37:47 PM
As a voyeur, he was at the peek of his career.
 
Mrs. Beasley [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:37:53 PM
I have always peaked after peeking in windows.
 
Allen. The end.
2011-12-14 09:37:55 PM
That sounds like one bad lieutenant...


/crap, got nuthin'...
 
SkittleBrau
2011-12-14 09:38:03 PM
Well since you can't do those things near Touchdown Jeebus (also in Monroe OH) any more, where else was he supposed to go? The Hustler Superstore?
 
RoyBatty
2011-12-14 09:39:10 PM
I peaked through a window once. Came so hard I blasted the opposite wall.
Neighbors never forgave me and I had to move.

/csb
 
RatMaster999
2011-12-14 09:43:21 PM
Gyrfalcon: RatMaster999: I usually get caught peeking in windows, but hey, where ever floats your drunken, naked boat...

Unless they meant "coming" through windows, and were too polite to say so.

That would make for messy drapes. Does the carpet match?
 
sseye
2011-12-14 09:48:24 PM
Urinating, defecating AND masturbating? He's a pro.
 
jingks
2011-12-14 09:49:28 PM
Byno: farking English: how does it work?

Not sure, buy I call dibs on the "O"s.
 
jingks
2011-12-14 09:50:20 PM
jingks: Byno: farking English: how does it work?

Not sure, buy I call dibs on the "O"s.

I did say I didn't know how it worked...
 
GBB
2011-12-14 09:51:56 PM
Peking is not just a city in China, subby.
 
coffeecrisp
2011-12-14 09:54:18 PM
That's just no way to go through life, son.
 
jmr61 [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:55:15 PM
It should be legal to kill someone like that.
 
coeyagi
2011-12-14 09:56:01 PM
Can we now have a serious national discussion about creating an Ohio tag?
 
sseye
2011-12-14 09:59:08 PM
He's at the peek of his game.
 
The Grasshopper
2011-12-14 10:00:40 PM
coeyagi: Can we now have a serious national discussion about creating an Ohio tag?

after new york, georgia,alaska, california...etc..
 
earthworm2.0
2011-12-14 10:01:47 PM
The remainder of his precinct was heard making a collective "dammit!" Upon the news that this was considered unacceptable....
 
earthworm2.0
2011-12-14 10:02:41 PM
The Grasshopper: coeyagi: Can we now have a serious national discussion about creating an Ohio tag?

after new york, georgia,alaska, california...etc..

No, I'm sorry, Texas is first.
 
XplodedSynapses
2011-12-14 10:03:13 PM
coeyagi: Can we now have a serious national discussion about creating an Ohio tag?



Oh please. i've seen worse from other states on a regular basis. i get bored because there isn't enough Ohio news.
Hmm, come to think of it, most Floridians seem to be former Ohioans. You may have a valid case.

/Ohio, Oh how you kill me.
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 10:09:00 PM
"Sounds like one of those OWS sh*tbags" in 3.... 2.....
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 10:12:45 PM
Dear Sirs:

I must take exception to the headline attached to this article.

If one is, in fact, urinating and defecating, being naked from the waist down is very sound policy.

Yours,

Cmdr. Tinklen Stoolpasser (Mrs.)
 
malaktaus
2011-12-14 10:13:57 PM
earthworm2.0: The Grasshopper: coeyagi: Can we now have a serious national discussion about creating an Ohio tag?

after new york, georgia,alaska, california...etc..

No, I'm sorry, Texas is first.

Yes, and Arizona's second.
 
Rip Dashrock
2011-12-14 10:16:20 PM
So, did subby use "peaking" instead of "peeking"? And this has since been corrected? Those of us late to the party get no chance of making snide remarks regarding the spelling in the headline?
This is so unfare.
 
OnlyM3
2011-12-14 10:19:40 PM
So all the "profiling" cops go through in order to become thugs... failed?

I'm shocked I tell you .. .shocked.
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 10:20:13 PM
sseye: Urinating, defecating AND masturbating? He's a pro.

If he could vomit, fart, sneeze, burp, blow his nose, cry, salivate, sweat and cough as well, THEN I'll be impressed. You might call it a peek experience.
 
Shakes Mellow and the Nervous Rex
2011-12-14 11:18:06 PM
Allen. The end.: That sounds like one bad lieutenant...


/crap, got nuthin'...

Y'ever seen the one with Nic Cage?
 
Shakes Mellow and the Nervous Rex
2011-12-14 11:19:01 PM
OWS supporters strike again with their inane and disturbing liberal agenda. How pleasant.
 
Porous Horace
2011-12-14 11:20:00 PM
Living the dream.
Suggest: glue.
 
LiteWerk
2011-12-14 11:20:21 PM
Did he possibly have one or two too many? Or, was he possibly suffering under some sort of medical condition which caused the bizarre behaviour?

/DNRTFA
 
Country Member
2011-12-14 11:57:52 PM
Hmmm... Looking at that pic of him, he appears to be one of those guys like you might see on the "Cops" TV show declaring how he always wanted to be a cop so he could protect and serve the citizens and bring the "bad" guys to justice.
 
ArmednHammered
2011-12-15 12:09:12 AM
So the new motto is "To Protect and Perv"?
 
The Life Of Brian [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 01:03:56 AM
Ahh that mug shot... I've seen that before....

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
NephilimNexus [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 03:44:56 AM
Interesting how when a cop pees and/or masturbates in public it's a "misdemeanor" but when anyone else does it's "sex offender registry for life" ... interesting, yet somehow not the least bit surprising, either.
 
TheGogmagog
2011-12-15 08:58:10 AM
"The police report says that Lunsford admitted the public indecency and voyeurism incidents in an interview with investigators."
"Police filed charges a week later after reviewing video footage from the Parkside Inn's security cameras."

They caught him at the scene, he confessed, but they waited a week until video of the incident surfaced to charge him.
It's good to be a cop.
Approves,
fingerfood.typepad.com
 
TheGogmagog
2011-12-15 09:02:04 AM
NephilimNexus: Interesting how when a cop pees and/or masturbates in public it's a "misdemeanor" but when anyone else does it's "sex offender registry for life" ... interesting, yet somehow not the least bit surprising, either.

I also like how the story is covered as "Ex-cop to be in court Dec. 21 on indecency, voyeurism charges"
He WAS a cop at the time, he resigned after the charges were filed. A WEEK after the incident when the video showed up.
 
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