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(Bleacher Report) Cool Fark's favorite QB plus Fark's favorite drink is a heavenly combination   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 120
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feckingmorons [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 06:11:50 PM
Jack Kemp Jamesons?
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 06:15:44 PM
Bart Starr plus the tears of my enemies?
 
Aarontology [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 06:17:21 PM
The exact ingredients of the beer have yet to be released, but one would believe it's got a very strong finish.

Beautiful.
 
neuroflare
2011-12-14 07:14:14 PM
Kurt Warner Lager?

Got nothin'
 
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 07:21:05 PM
Aaron Rodgers' Green Champagne of Champions?

/retroactively voting enable this thread please
 
neuroflare
2011-12-14 07:40:46 PM
Got one! Drew Beers
 
KyngNothing [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 07:43:52 PM
The sexy Rexy? You have to be careful because it always spills at the most inopportune moment?
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 07:56:56 PM
So here's an interesting question: will the Fark Alcoholics approve of Tebow if he comes bearing booze?
 
neuroflare
2011-12-14 08:08:08 PM
GAT_00: So here's an interesting question: will the Fark Alcoholics approve of Tebow if he comes bearing booze?

It'd probably be O'Doul's and there would be outrage.
 
I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 08:17:00 PM
GAT_00: So here's an interesting question: will the Fark Alcoholics approve of Tebow if he comes bearing booze?

Jesus drank wine and supplied it for a whole banquet. Tebow will supply his beer to all the Denver faithful.

OMG TEBOW IS JESUS EEEEEP!
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:12:15 PM
...the Ben Roethlisberger Roofie Colada?
 
Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:12:55 PM
I thought teabrewing was when you put your balls on a Jew.
 
SilentStrider [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:17:47 PM
The Fab McNabb. You order it, but it invariably gets spilled before it gets to you.
 
Dead for Tax Reasons [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:20:36 PM
Michael Vick mad dog 20/20?
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:24:21 PM
Before I clicked I was thinking "OK, is this Brett Favre, Phillip Rivers, Tim Tebow, or Jake Delhomme"?

Honestly, I don't think Tebow is our "favorite" QB, either in reality or sarcasm.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 09:47:40 PM
Another Tebow thread! That means I get to post this:

HawgWild: Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed be thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 10:08:31 PM
FirstNationalBastard: ...the Ben Roethlisberger Roofie Colada?

Do you have any idea what Jameson's feels like when it comes out your nose? Thanks to you, I do!
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 10:12:33 PM
A Terrific Tom Collins?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 10:37:43 PM
jaylectricity: A Terrific Tom Kerry "Vodka" Collins?

Of course, it ages horribly.
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 11:25:09 PM
the favre: a grainy shot that's not too stiff
 
muck4doo
2011-12-14 11:31:07 PM
Peyton Manning Long Necks.
 
WTF Indeed
2011-12-14 11:32:55 PM
Chad Pennington Bitter Pilsner?
 
Peter von Nostrand [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 11:59:46 PM
I was gonna go for a Mike McQueary reference but decided that pretty much whatever I went with would get me 24 hr banination
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 12:15:36 AM
Matt Hassel-Bock?
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 12:18:07 AM
NewCassel Brown Ale
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 12:19:18 AM
Why isn't voting enabled?
 
thomps [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 12:19:49 AM
jaylectricity: Why isn't voting enabled?

because this is the nfl, not college.
 
Gilliam317
2011-12-15 01:53:47 AM
Tony Rumo and coke?
 
the_rev [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 01:56:06 AM
Roger Staubock
 
the_rev [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 01:56:43 AM
Howie Long Island Tea
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-15 01:58:58 AM
Oh how soon we forget....
 
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-15 02:00:06 AM
i.cdn.turner.com
 
hallotavagyna
2011-12-15 02:08:34 AM
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mc_madness
2011-12-15 02:15:32 AM
Tim Tebow is God's greatest gift to mankind.
 
tortilla burger
2011-12-15 02:17:01 AM
Tebrawndo?
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 02:20:48 AM
Subby, you farking bastard, when you promise me a thread on Jake Delhomme, you best DELIVER a thread on Jake Delhomme. Word to your mother.
 
GleeUnit [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 02:47:02 AM
Discount Double-Check Draught?
 
Pratty
2011-12-15 02:52:34 AM
robsul82: Subby, you farking bastard, when you promise me a thread on Jake Delhomme, you best DELIVER a thread on Jake Delhomme. Word to your mother.

He tried to submit a link for Jake, but it got intercepted on the way to be approved.
 
BiffWebster [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 02:55:11 AM
Bart Starr without a doubt. Still the only QB in NFL history with a championship ring for every finger on his throwing hand.
 
dontbreakthebend [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 02:57:31 AM
On The Beach
 
Harv72b [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 03:02:53 AM
robsul82: Subby, you farking bastard, when you promise me a thread on Jake Delhomme, you best DELIVER a thread on Jake Delhomme. Word to your mother.

I, too, was hoping for a Delhommebrew.

"Putting the 'F' back in 'ale'"
/That works better spoken than typed.
 
bhcompy
2011-12-15 03:28:22 AM
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ftfy
 
HaywoodJablonski
2011-12-15 04:30:53 AM
Jake and Coke?
 
sforce
2011-12-15 04:33:24 AM
i40.tinypic.com ?
 
4NSpy
2011-12-15 04:52:41 AM
Colt Mc45?
 
4NSpy
2011-12-15 04:54:52 AM
Boomer Hef-Esiason?
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2011-12-15 05:50:08 AM
Shouldn't a Tebow-based beverage be a glass of water that the server "magically" turns into wine?
 
Hardy-r-r
2011-12-15 05:57:12 AM
The Brady Douche?
 
AdmirableSnackbar
2011-12-15 06:33:41 AM
If you order the Tony Brew-mo it usually ends up with the person sitting across from you.
 
blingblingishere
2011-12-15 06:36:11 AM
FirstNationalBastard: ...the Ben Roethlisberger Roofie Colada?

winrar
 
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