Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side...

IT'S A MAN, BABY!

The same man was involved in an incident the day before. Oak Creek police say he was intoxicated, wearing a Santa hat and spitting at people in a church parking lot.

Dad?

Charles Bushman: She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

You know, its not that a guy can't look enough like a chick to fool me when I'm drunk, its that I can't comprehend why I'd ever be paying for sex but taking the time to fondle every part of her.

Thats like paying for a handjob from an ugly woman. Go polish yourself and save 20 bucks.

Knows how he feels.

Is it weird that I can't think of a good reason to be stingy a prostitute?

Having never (knowingly) been with a prostitute, I've always been pretty sure they were like toll booths: EXACT COINS ONLY

So, not really a LaDonna. Just a LaDonna Wannabe.

Charlie Sheen calls shenanigans.

Was it this guy?

CommiePuddin: Having never (knowingly) been with a prostitute, I've always been pretty sure they were like toll booths: EXACT COINS ONLY

I'm not saying Ive done this sort of thing, but...um, yeah. Bring bills of various denominations so you can pay with exact change, and bring more than you think it should cost in case it goes well and you want to extend the session or get extra freaky.

That's if you do this sort of thing. Which I don't. I'm just sayin'.

So amused they wrote a song about it.

BurnShrike: Was it this guy?

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I'm really curious, is that real? If so, that's pretty damn impressive.

Jake Havechek: You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

Mmm-hmm!

They take cash? I thought they all wanted prepaid debit cards since if they are arrested the police confiscate cash but not debit cards...

// Yarly

Leeds: They take cash? I thought they all wanted prepaid debit cards since if they are arrested the police confiscate cash but not debit cards...

// Yarly

How do they determine how much scratch is on the card?

Damn! One minute, five seconds!

medius: Danny Bonaduce?

I was gonna go with Eddie Murphy, but that works too.

frank n beans?

Days Inn management has placed the man on its "do not rent" lists.

Also embarrassing, at least when he goes back in there with another tranny and has to explain to he/she/it that he isn't allowed to rent there anymore, and they have to find another hotel. Kind of like getting your credit card declined, but for being a perv instead of being over your credit limit.

So, gramps didn't know it was a lemonparty? Ha-ha!

jst3p: The same man was involved in an incident the day before. Oak Creek police say he was intoxicated, wearing a Santa hat and spitting at people in a church parking lot.

Dad?

Is your dad also a Farker, cuz this guy certainly meets the qualifications?

Smackledorfer: You know, its not that a guy can't look enough like a chick to fool me when I'm drunk, its that I can't comprehend why I'd ever be paying for sex but taking the time to fondle every part of her.

Thats like paying for a handjob from an ugly woman. Go polish yourself and save 20 bucks.

But if you've paid your money and find an outie instead of an innie, do you go with it and take a walk on the wild side?

jst3p: Leeds: They take cash? I thought they all wanted prepaid debit cards since if they are arrested the police confiscate cash but not debit cards...

// Yarly

How do they determine how much scratch is on the card?

I think you can check it online or over the phone.

And I'm not kidding about this. It's been in a whole lot of news reports over the past year.

Hey mods,

You trying to tell us something today?

Man wearing a bra, main page.

Hookers and strippers, main page.

This Article and thread, main page.

Did he cum?

Where does it say in the article he didn't know they were trans? How small-minded of you subby.

Jake Havechek: Charles Bushman: She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

I can imagine how you wanted to beat his face in until he was dead. That's what i would do. But...on the other hand, i don't go to hookers. So that little problem has never come up.

LaDonna bowling, you know it's true....



NOBODY FARKS WITH DE JESUS!!!

This is the exact plot of the episode of Terriers I watched on Netflix last night.

Bit'O'Gristle: Jake Havechek: Charles Bushman: She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?

I can imagine how you wanted to beat his face in until he was dead. That's what i would do. But...on the other hand, i don't go to hookers. So that little problem has never come up.

You mean Charles Bushman from the Slingblade movie, Einstein?

Well, I guarantee you all that it wasn't me. Fool me 6 times, shame on you. Fool me 7 times....

Jake Havechek: You mean Charles Bushman from the Slingblade movie, Einstein?

I figured "Bit'O'Gristle" had to be kidding. But maybe not.

JackieRabbit: Smackledorfer: You know, its not that a guy can't look enough like a chick to fool me when I'm drunk, its that I can't comprehend why I'd ever be paying for sex but taking the time to fondle every part of her.

Thats like paying for a handjob from an ugly woman. Go polish yourself and save 20 bucks.

But if you've paid your money and find an outie instead of an innie, do you go with it and take a walk on the wild side?

How drunk am I?

Probably not though.

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The_Time_Master:
Did he cum?


What hell is this picture referring to??? I've seen this picture for years here, and since I've never seen Mallrats (if that's, in fact, the source), I have no frame of reference. Does it have something to do with cross-dressing? And no, as much as I want to know the answer, the curiosity is not strong enough to sit through another bad Kevin Smith movie...