Never trust a man with two identical names.

Waterboard Angela Landsbury until she confirms

You know who else was hypnotized and had a stupid name?

Is this really new? The "hypnotism" theory has been out there for a while now.

I thought for hypnosis to work you had to be open to the suggestions in question.

Someone who WANTS to quit smoking but continues to cave to urges it might work on.

An otherwise peaceful person to go out and kill......no.

Not hypnotized? No?

Would you believe I was Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?

scottydoesntknow: miss diminutive: Never trust a man with two identical names.

Or anyone who introduces themselves with their first, middle, and last name.

Man, that Bond James Bond guy is SO not trustworthy.

He can't be an assassin, he only has one name, even if it's repeated.

How the hell did this guy watch the Magnum P.I. episode "Did you See the Sunrise?" ?

Because Zion's lapdog will just let go of a Palestinian ankle on command if you tell it stories about its past which evoke memories of mommy and false royalty.

/Whut?

¿Qué, Sirhan Sirhan?

Gun powder residue and soot (were found) in some head shavings taken from Kennedy's head wound. The police had stated that all 70 witnesses had reported that the suspect Sirhan Sirhan had been a yard away from when he fired at Kennedy. The precise location of the shooter's weapon was fired only three inches BEHIND the head and yet not a single witness had seen him fire behind Bobby's head at point blank range.

- "Coroner" Dr. Thomas Noguchi

I kinda wish my parents had named me Mike Mike.

interesting and all, but not quite sure why this is on the Geek tab

The Manchurian Candidate is not a documentary. Sirhan Sirhan is grasping at straws.

wildcardjack: He can't be an assassin, he only has one name, even if it's repeated.

Sirhan is his middle name. His first name is a mystery.

he vanished into the uncharted regions of Tau Ceti.

It's been a theory/defense since almost the beginning that he was some sort of (possibly coerced) Manchurian candidate. Awfully convenient that it occurred about the same time that idea became popular, though.

His parents must've really hated him to give him that name. Perfect Freudian excuse.

DoBeDoBeDo: I thought for hypnosis to work you had to be open to the suggestions in question.

Someone who WANTS to quit smoking but continues to cave to urges it might work on.

An otherwise peaceful person to go out and kill......no.

You have to be susceptible to suggestion, so in that sense you have to "want" to be hypnotised. But you don't have to want to do the thing you are hypnotised to do. (Apparently).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC9J6O6soHA

And this, my friends, is why the standard of proof for conviction involves reasonable doubt, not all doubt. The prosecution will never be able to prove that he wasn't hypno-controlled, but he's not fooling anyone.

I first heard this theory in 1988

scottydoesntknow: I like to think his first name is Que

/Whatever will be, will be


That's quite good

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he vanished into the uncharted regions of Tau Ceti.

He was onboard the Marathon?

/got nothing

RabidCanary: Gun powder residue and soot (were found) in some head shavings taken from Kennedy's head wound. The police had stated that all 70 witnesses had reported that the suspect Sirhan Sirhan had been a yard away from when he fired at Kennedy. The precise location of the shooter's weapon was fired only three inches BEHIND the head and yet not a single witness had seen him fire behind Bobby's head at point blank range.

- "Coroner" Dr. Thomas Noguchi

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Let me be sure I understand. You think it's unbelievable that a shooter standing a yard away from a victim can hold a weapon a few inches away from the victim? (Hint: What is the length of the average human arm?)
And you think it's unbelievable that the head wound doesn't seem to reflect the shooter's position? (Hint: As a politician walks through a crowd, how does he behave?)

KickahaOta: RabidCanary: Gun powder residue and soot (were found) in some head shavings taken from Kennedy's head wound. The police had stated that all 70 witnesses had reported that the suspect Sirhan Sirhan had been a yard away from when he fired at Kennedy. The precise location of the shooter's weapon was fired only three inches BEHIND the head and yet not a single witness had seen him fire behind Bobby's head at point blank range.

- "Coroner" Dr. Thomas Noguchi

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Let me be sure I understand. You think it's unbelievable that a shooter standing a yard away from a victim can hold a weapon a few inches away from the victim? (Hint: What is the length of the average human arm?)
And you think it's unbelievable that the head wound doesn't seem to reflect the shooter's position? (Hint: As a politician walks through a crowd, how does he behave?)

No, but the coroner has gone on the record saying that the distance of the gun from Kennedy does not fit with the witness reports of Sirhan's distance from Kennedy. In short, the witnesses said the gun was much further than 3 inches away from Kennedy's head.

LowbrowDeluxe: It's been a theory/defense since almost the beginning that he was some sort of (possibly coerced) Manchurian candidate. Awfully convenient that it occurred about the same time that idea became popular, though.

Hmmm, you seem a little stressed. Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

For those of you that think this is BSery just read Jesse Ventura's latest book; 63 Documents The Government Doesn't Want You To Read. Or if you don't want to, pick it up in a bookstore and skip to the part about MKULTRA. It's entirely possible to do this. My cousin's Aunt was experimented on in the Army. She contracted cancer, fought it valiantly for about ten years. Really long and hard fight. Then about a year and a half ago she tried to blow her head off. She said she got a phone call and the next thing she knew she was on the ground. She said she wouldn't have ever tried to kill herself because of all she went through fighting the cancer. Said she was perfectly fine afterwards and has been fine since. The stuff is more real than you'd really like to know. One of those things that can't be unheard. Scary scary stuff. There's other weird stuff that she experienced because of the experiments as well. Not getting into that unless you really want to know. It's really strange stuff.

SharkTrager: No, but the coroner has gone on the record saying that the distance of the gun from Kennedy does not fit with the witness reports of Sirhan's distance from Kennedy. In short, the witnesses said the gun was much further than 3 inches away from Kennedy's head.

So he didn't shoot Kennedy and he's lying about being brainwashed.

The Hysterectomy Chanel is saying he was brainwashed by the Rosicrucian. Is this the same batshiat?

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He claims it "Seems like a dream..."

Nixon felt pretty much the same way.

Satanic_Hamster: SharkTrager: No, but the coroner has gone on the record saying that the distance of the gun from Kennedy does not fit with the witness reports of Sirhan's distance from Kennedy. In short, the witnesses said the gun was much further than 3 inches away from Kennedy's head.

So he didn't shoot Kennedy and he's lying about being brainwashed.

Actually, few people think he didn't shoot Kennedy. The question is whether or not he was the only shooter.

ParagonComplex: For those of you that think this is BSery just read Jesse Ventura's latest book; 63 Documents The Government Doesn't Want You To Read. Or if you don't want to, pick it up in a bookstore and skip to the part about MKULTRA. It's entirely possible to do this. My cousin's Aunt was experimented on in the Army. She contracted cancer, fought it valiantly for about ten years. Really long and hard fight. Then about a year and a half ago she tried to blow her head off. She said she got a phone call and the next thing she knew she was on the ground. She said she wouldn't have ever tried to kill herself because of all she went through fighting the cancer. Said she was perfectly fine afterwards and has been fine since. The stuff is more real than you'd really like to know. One of those things that can't be unheard. Scary scary stuff. There's other weird stuff that she experienced because of the experiments as well. Not getting into that unless you really want to know. It's really strange stuff.

wut

ParagonComplex: For those of you that think this is BSery just read Jesse Ventura's latest book; 63 Documents The Government Doesn't Want You To Read. Or if you don't want to, pick it up in a bookstore and skip to the part about MKULTRA. It's entirely possible to do this. My cousin's Aunt was experimented on in the Army. She contracted cancer, fought it valiantly for about ten years. Really long and hard fight. Then about a year and a half ago she tried to blow her head off. She said she got a phone call and the next thing she knew she was on the ground. She said she wouldn't have ever tried to kill herself because of all she went through fighting the cancer. Said she was perfectly fine afterwards and has been fine since. The stuff is more real than you'd really like to know. One of those things that can't be unheard. Scary scary stuff. There's other weird stuff that she experienced because of the experiments as well. Not getting into that unless you really want to know. It's really strange stuff.

And this is where you went off the deep end.

G1AndyP: ParagonComplex: For those of you that think this is BSery just read Jesse Ventura's latest book; 63 Documents The Government Doesn't Want You To Read. Or if you don't want to, pick it up in a bookstore and skip to the part about MKULTRA. It's entirely possible to do this. My cousin's Aunt was experimented on in the Army. She contracted cancer, fought it valiantly for about ten years. Really long and hard fight. Then about a year and a half ago she tried to blow her head off. She said she got a phone call and the next thing she knew she was on the ground. She said she wouldn't have ever tried to kill herself because of all she went through fighting the cancer. Said she was perfectly fine afterwards and has been fine since. The stuff is more real than you'd really like to know. One of those things that can't be unheard. Scary scary stuff. There's other weird stuff that she experienced because of the experiments as well. Not getting into that unless you really want to know. It's really strange stuff.

And this is where you went off the deep end.

He didn't write the documents, and he had about thirty or so pages of research notes so people could make up their own minds. Guess people can't help being ignorant. Wait, they can.

RabidCanary: Gun powder residue and soot (were found) in some head shavings taken from Kennedy's head wound. The police had stated that all 70 witnesses had reported that the suspect Sirhan Sirhan had been a yard away from when he fired at Kennedy. The precise location of the shooter's weapon was fired only three inches BEHIND the head and yet not a single witness had seen him fire behind Bobby's head at point blank range.

- "Coroner" Dr. Thomas Noguchi

Either it was a magic bullet or there was second gunman on the grassy buffet line.

Mr. Lepage: Why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?

Sirhan Sirhan is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

Huh. Rosey Grier was one of the people who subdued and disarmed him after he popped off that .22. I bet that hurt.

SharkTrager: Actually, few people think he didn't shoot Kennedy. The question is whether or not he was the only shooter.

The real question is, how can we blame Israel for this?

/because we can't bully any other potentially involved parties into coughing up money