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(NPR) Amusing The 20 unhappiest people you meet in the comments sections of year end lists, now taking your questions to the right   (npr.org) divider line 103
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2011-12-14 11:29:29 AM
nice.
 
2011-12-14 12:41:48 PM
That reads like a field guide to The Onion A.V. Club.
 
2011-12-14 12:47:11 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: That reads like a field guide to The Onion A.V. Club Fark threads.

FTFY

Pretty funny though.
 
2011-12-14 01:00:43 PM
NPR is trying to work that Cracked demographic.
 
2011-12-14 01:02:47 PM
The Self-Punisher. "I always hate your tastes, so I knew this would be a miserable and useless list before I decided to click on it and read the whole thing, and now I know I was right."

This guy has like 80 accounts in the politics tab.
 
2011-12-14 01:12:03 PM
The Mother Of Tim "Freckles" Matterley

I haven't seen that one much, but it did make me chuckle.
 
2011-12-14 01:36:10 PM
What a f*cking stupid list. I'm sure a trained ape could have come up with something more original.
 
2011-12-14 01:37:51 PM
swaniefrmreddeer: What a f*cking stupid list. I'm sure a trained ape could have come up with something more original.

How...meta ;-)
 
2011-12-14 01:55:43 PM
Diogenes: [media.npr.org image 462x346]

#21 - The Hair Lip

Also acceptable:

#21 - Bad Billy Idol Impersonators



i105.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-14 02:52:48 PM
"I wouldn't know since I don't own a TV; listen to mainstream radio; go to popular movies or read popular literature; carry a smart phone; have a job where I have to interact with other humans; or participate in anything on the internet besides trolling."

I'm pretty sure I've seen every one of these (maybe just not all together) here on FARK.
 
2011-12-14 03:05:16 PM
YAWN
 
2011-12-14 03:53:47 PM
Did they run out of Youtube videos?
 
2011-12-14 03:54:18 PM
List fails without "List fails without xxxxxxxx"
 
2011-12-14 03:54:52 PM
Ha, that was awesome
 
2011-12-14 03:55:59 PM
A list about comments about lists? Talk about your not news.
 
2011-12-14 03:56:37 PM
The hipster hater seems like it could apply to a large number of farkers.
 
2011-12-14 03:57:01 PM
i195.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-14 03:57:25 PM
No Neil Peart? Fail.
 
2011-12-14 03:59:00 PM
I'll admit being guilty of being a #6. Make it "Read a Book Girl" though.

And I have definitely witnessed the rest of the list in its entirety on fark threads.
 
2011-12-14 04:00:35 PM
Damn! Taken from FARK archives.

notahipstersorry
 
2011-12-14 04:00:55 PM
Justadad is the best LITER evar!!!
 
2011-12-14 04:01:01 PM
ThatGuyGreg: YAWN

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
2011-12-14 04:01:20 PM
18 doesn't exist. This list sucks.
 
2011-12-14 04:02:03 PM
TLDR
 
2011-12-14 04:02:13 PM
People making comments about the comments that sounds just like the comments they're commenting on?

t3.gstatic.com
 
2011-12-14 04:04:50 PM
JJRRutgers: People making comments about the comments that sounds just like the comments they're commenting on?

[t3.gstatic.com image 245x206]


Yo dawg, I heard you like comments, etc.
 
2011-12-14 04:05:58 PM
The fact that they included "The Surprisingly Lucid Narcoleptic." on that list of "The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists" makes it a total joke.
 
2011-12-14 04:06:01 PM
What a list. I think it nailed just about everyone who posts to Fark. Except for me of course, I'm perfect and would never allow myself to become one of those types of posters.
 
2011-12-14 04:06:34 PM
Way to stay current, Fark. I saw this on NPR 8 hours & 18 minutes ago.
 
2011-12-14 04:06:52 PM
There was a cooler list on Gawker.
 
2011-12-14 04:07:31 PM
FloydA: Diogenes: [media.npr.org image 462x346]

#21 - The Hair Lip

Also acceptable:

#21 - Bad Billy Idol Impersonators


[i105.photobucket.com image 462x346]


That is just creepy dude.

/the list FTFA sucks
//could have done better myself
///blindfolded and with one hand tied behind my back
 
2011-12-14 04:10:04 PM
this thread is worthless without pics
 
2011-12-14 04:10:10 PM
ThatGuyGreg: YAWN

SNORE
 
2011-12-14 04:11:05 PM
Missing the GED in Law commenter.

and the cut-n-paste Xtian.
 
2011-12-14 04:11:10 PM
cleveoh: Way to stay current, Fark. I saw this on NPR 8 hours & 18 minutes ago.

I'm with you. I read all the NPR articles before they get all cool and mainstream, too.
 
2011-12-14 04:12:49 PM
this is outrageous!

I can't believe you people would be so insensitive... My little Johnny killed himself after reading a list about lists like this one... What makes you think you are so much better than him???

-Here's a picture of his remains on top of my piano.
 
2011-12-14 04:13:13 PM
That was interesting, but not as good as the new holiday song Tim "Freckles" Matterley just released.... Link (new window)
 
2011-12-14 04:14:45 PM
Is there an objective measure for unhappiness? How can you make an accurate list?
 
2011-12-14 04:14:51 PM
Thelyphthoric: That was interesting, but not as good as the new holiday song Tim "Freckles" Matterley just released.... Link (new window)

You broke music.
 
2011-12-14 04:15:46 PM
Plant Rights Activist: Is there an objective measure for unhappiness?

The shot glass.
 
2011-12-14 04:15:51 PM
Was the "Person who moved to Europe, so now has to ask who Lady Gaga and Beyonce are and whether or not he/she is missing anything" listed?
 
2011-12-14 04:16:59 PM
justadadX3: Justadad is the best LITER evar!!!

but what about justadadx3?????Obviously you don't know what you are talking about.

get a brain,moran
 
2011-12-14 04:17:22 PM
Well, who flippin' cares about what NPRbots "think?"
 
2011-12-14 04:18:05 PM
JJRRutgers: People making comments about the comments that sounds just like the comments they're commenting on?

img59.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-14 04:20:28 PM
thismomentinblackhistory: That reads like a field guide to The Onion A.V. Club.

Exactly what I thought. Seems logical they'd have a lot of crossover with the hipster/un-hipster/über-hipster/ur-hipster crowd.
 
2011-12-14 04:20:40 PM
FloydA: Thelyphthoric: That was interesting, but not as good as the new holiday song Tim "Freckles" Matterley just released.... Link (new window)

You broke music.


Not hipser enough for you, hipster boy?

/Not a hipster

;)
 
2011-12-14 04:25:27 PM
Thelyphthoric: FloydA: Thelyphthoric: That was interesting, but not as good as the new holiday song Tim "Freckles" Matterley just released.... Link (new window)

You broke music.

Not hipser enough for you, hipster boy?

/Not a hipster

;)


[vox=nasal]

Well, I suppose something like that might be OK for top 40 radio listeners or, like, whatever but it's too pop for my tastes. I'm, like, more into underground type stuff. You've probably never heard of my favorite band. In fact, my favorite band is, like, so obscure, even I don't know who they are.

[/vox]
 
2011-12-14 04:28:09 PM
FloydA: Plant Rights Activist: Is there an objective measure for unhappiness?

The shot glass.


Ha, the jokes on all of you! I only have one shot glass and it's the same one I've used for years!
 
2011-12-14 04:29:40 PM
Did it include people who ask someone to post the list, since it was either blocked at work,or they just didn't RTFA?

/didn't RTFA
//at work
 
2011-12-14 04:30:46 PM
Last year's list was better.
 
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