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2011-12-14 12:14:35 PM
Stop exaggerating subby, I'm sure that's not what's happening.

*clicks link*

OH SH*T, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING!

/fap fap fap fap
 
2011-12-14 12:25:56 PM
what a horrible time for the link to be blocked by my work overlords
 
2011-12-14 12:26:04 PM
I'd like to spend some time in mozambique
 
2011-12-14 12:27:51 PM
Wouldn't the exam be more useful without their tops?
 
2011-12-14 12:29:26 PM
Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.
 
2011-12-14 12:31:14 PM
Sybarite: Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.

So. Racist.
 
2011-12-14 12:34:43 PM
Now I'm aroused.

/at work
 
2011-12-14 12:36:20 PM
Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?
 
2011-12-14 12:37:37 PM
I am enjoying the semi-irony of Wonder Woman being tapped for this PSA.
 
2011-12-14 12:38:25 PM
Fano: I'd like to spend some time in mozambique

I hear the sunny sky is aqua blue.
 
2011-12-14 12:41:36 PM
Meh, back in the day Death from the Sandman series was used in an aids prevention campaign where she demonstrated how to put on condoms.
 
2011-12-14 12:42:39 PM
Doc Daneeka: Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?

Well everything except cancer from Gamma Radiation which turns her into Grey Minstrating Hulk whose power is to pain the town red with her vagina.
 
2011-12-14 12:42:54 PM
Doc Daneeka: Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?

Captain Marvel (marvel) died of cancer. Of course, maybe only male superheroes with a superhuman healing factor can get cancer. Also, he was an alien. So there's that.
 
2011-12-14 12:45:40 PM
Slaves2Darkness: Meh, back in the day Death from the Sandman series was used in an aids prevention campaign where she demonstrated how to put on condoms.

And I'm spent. Remind me to try to google that later without actually thinking about it.
 
2011-12-14 12:57:37 PM
Doc Daneeka: Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?

Considering the gamma radiation and all, that's probably one of those things you check for about three times a day.
 
2011-12-14 12:59:35 PM
img2.timeinc.net

www.historyguy.com

www.mycomicnetwork.com

fc04.deviantart.net

farm6.static.flickr.com

I volunteer to assist any of these super ladies with their breast exams.
 
2011-12-14 01:15:19 PM
jdmac: [img2.timeinc.net image 334x800]

[www.historyguy.com image 640x504]

[www.mycomicnetwork.com image 640x879]

[fc04.deviantart.net image 600x600]

[farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

I volunteer to assist any of these super ladies with their breast exams.


The last two aren't real people in costumes, just thought you should know this.
 
2011-12-14 01:18:08 PM
HoboCop: Sybarite: Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.

So. Racist.


Um. I saw Storm. Wasn't she African???
 
2011-12-14 01:18:12 PM
And next week Batman shows Robin how to do a self exam for Testicular Cancer.
 
2011-12-14 01:19:41 PM
If they were going for anatomically improbable heroines for the sake of their cause, I wonder why they didn't choose to include Power Girl?
 
2011-12-14 01:21:10 PM
Sybarite: Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.

Yeah, that Black Panther and his moobs don't get the love they deserve.
 
2011-12-14 01:21:24 PM
img.memecenter.com
 
2011-12-14 01:35:20 PM
Doc Daneeka: Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?

Deadpool says yes.
 
2011-12-14 01:42:25 PM
I'll be in my bun ... damn too late.
 
2011-12-14 01:45:49 PM
Death and condom safety

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-14 01:51:45 PM
Peki: HoboCop: Sybarite: Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.

So. Racist.

Um. I saw Storm. Wasn't she African???


Kenyan, I believe.
 
2011-12-14 01:57:11 PM
hufnmouth: Peki: HoboCop: Sybarite: Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.

So. Racist.

Um. I saw Storm. Wasn't she African???

Kenyan, I believe.


Her mother is Kenyean, her father was an African American photographer. Much to later writer's regret, I'm not sure of it was Claremont or Bryne that did this, but Storm was actually born in New York, and moved to Egypt with her parent as a teen.

Her parent died during the 6 day war, and she did the Oliver thing on the streets of Cairo until she hit her early teens. Then she walked to Kenya and became a weather goddess for a small tribe. (Beats becoming a prostitute, I'm sure.)
 
2011-12-14 01:58:58 PM
KiplingKat872:

Her mother is Kenyean, her father was an African American photographer. Much to later writer's regret, I'm not sure of it was Claremont or Bryne that did this, but Storm was actually born in New York, and moved to Egypt with her parent as a young child.

Her parents died during the Six Day war, and she did the "Oliver" thing on the streets of Cairo until she hit her early teens. Then she walked to Kenya and became a weather goddess for a small tribe. (Beats becoming a prostitute, I'm sure.)


FTFM.
 
2011-12-14 02:00:03 PM
Eshkar: And next week Batman shows Robin how to do a self exam for Testicular Cancer.

Wholly oral exam, Batman!
 
2011-12-14 02:01:24 PM
hufnmouth: Peki: HoboCop: Sybarite: Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.

So. Racist.

Um. I saw Storm. Wasn't she African???

Kenyan, I believe.


Whar birth certificate? WHAR!
 
2011-12-14 02:11:48 PM
Disposable Rob: Doc Daneeka: Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?

Deadpool says yes.


27.media.tumblr.com

What a superhuman healing factor in a mini skirt may look like.
 
2011-12-14 02:16:09 PM
The_Pink_Pimp: I am enjoying the semi-irony of Wonder Woman being tapped for this PSA.

Something about Amazons and their breasts?
 
2011-12-14 02:31:47 PM
i959.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-14 02:48:26 PM
hogans: Disposable Rob: Doc Daneeka: Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?

Deadpool says yes.

[27.media.tumblr.com image 468x700]

What a superhuman healing factor in a mini skirt may look like.


Is that Deadpool in Jean Grey's worst costume? What drugs were being done to excess to create that page?

// "Oh my god, Frank - look at that! Just the one string going right up your butt like that. Seems like every time you bowl, it'd split you right in two!"
 
2011-12-14 02:52:57 PM
giggity!
 
2011-12-14 02:55:42 PM
Peki: HoboCop: Sybarite: Oh right, leave out the one African superhero.

So. Racist.

Um. I saw Storm. Wasn't she African???



Yes, she was. I meant out of the headline.
 
2011-12-14 03:39:45 PM
Can't wait for the ads for men having the Hulk, Batman and Dr. Strange check themselves for testicular cancer.
 
2011-12-14 04:00:27 PM
Doc Daneeka: Doesn't She-Hulk have a superhuman healing factor? Would she even be susceptible to a disease like cancer?

In one of the Peter David issues (The Fall of the Mutants Crossover) Wolverine realized the Hulk is a cancer... a giant, out of control growth of cells.
 
2011-12-14 04:03:11 PM
I for one hope that DC and Marvel track down whatever agency or individual comissioned these blatant examples of copyright infringment and prosecutes them to the fullest extent of the law. You have to let those people know that they can't just steal the intellectual property of others, regardless of how noble the cause might be.

/yeah, i went there
 
2011-12-14 04:10:11 PM
Dr Dreidel:

Is that Deadpool in Jean Grey's worst costume? What drugs were being done to excess to create that page?

// "Oh my god, Frank - look at that! Just the one string going right up your butt like that. Seems like every time you bowl, it'd split you right in two!"


There are no drugs required. Only Deadpool.

"You're not allowed to crush his hopes and dreams and force him to do what you want him to do unless you're his real parent! He needs someone who'll love him and teach him how to shoot a gun and only show him the good porn! Someone like me!" ~Deadpool To Sinsiter about baby Cable.

/Couldn't find scan.
// :(
 
2011-12-14 04:52:05 PM
KiplingKat872: Dr Dreidel:

Is that Deadpool in Jean Grey's worst costume? What drugs were being done to excess to create that page?

// "Oh my god, Frank - look at that! Just the one string going right up your butt like that. Seems like every time you bowl, it'd split you right in two!"

There are no drugs required. Only Deadpool.

"You're not allowed to crush his hopes and dreams and force him to do what you want him to do unless you're his real parent! He needs someone who'll love him and teach him how to shoot a gun and only show him the good porn! Someone like me!" ~Deadpool To Sinsiter about baby Cable.

/Couldn't find scan.
// :(


Maybe sad, maybe not, but I like dead pool. Is there any good place to star reading? I think I read through a lot of the older stuff I could torrent a few years ago. So...maybe stuff 5 years old and newer?
 
2011-12-14 05:03:53 PM
kroonermanblack:
Maybe sad, maybe not, but I like dead pool. Is there any good place to star reading? I think I read through a lot of the older stuff I could torrent a few years ago. So...maybe stuff 5 years old and newer?


Marvel itself put their library online, so you can go through them (though last I heard there was a subscription cost). I think your best bet for catching up on entire runs is still torrenting.

Though someone else more plugged in may have a newer better option.
 
2011-12-14 05:24:14 PM
Call me when they're giving each other exams.
 
2011-12-14 05:33:52 PM
What? No Powergirl?
 
2011-12-14 05:34:58 PM
kaykordeath: Call me when they're giving each other exams.

This, a brazillian times, this.
 
2011-12-14 05:54:14 PM
Howiefelter2x: kaykordeath: Call me when they're giving each other exams.

This, a brazillian times, this.


So, you want Fire from the JLA? Fine by me.
 
2011-12-14 06:05:58 PM
Ed Grubermann: What? No Powergirl?

For that, you would need a group of 3-4 people and a sherpa, so you don't get lost. Would probably take the most part of the day too.
 
2011-12-14 06:28:02 PM
jdmac: I volunteer to assist any of these super ladies with their breast exams.

Some of those aren't real people.
 
2011-12-14 10:00:10 PM
It's got to be hard to give a breast exam through armor forged by the god Hephaestus.
 
2011-12-15 01:32:38 AM
Deadpool is a special case as he got his healing factor after he already had terminal cancer... Healing factors acquired prior to cancer should work fine to get rid of it in most cases.
 
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