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noisycat

2011-12-14 09:18:15 AM

This made me cringe and I don't even have a penis *shudders*

Aarontology

2011-12-14 09:35:19 AM

...

just...

wow...

Bladel

2011-12-14 09:56:36 AM

I'm starting to believe that India is the place where they invent farked up diseases.

bow

2011-12-14 09:58:29 AM

I went to the link and read the headline.

I can't force myself to read anything past that.

Beluga Heights

2011-12-14 10:02:42 AM

Lol poor people.

The Irresponsible Captain

2011-12-14 10:04:03 AM

Now I'm all uncomfortable at work. Fark you Indian scrotal docs.

The All-Powerful Atheismo

2011-12-14 10:04:42 AM

Soon to be made into a movie starring Shia LeBeouf

LewDux

2011-12-14 10:05:15 AM

He must be haired out of his mind

A Terrible Human

2011-12-14 10:05:29 AM

OtherLittleGuy

2011-12-14 10:07:28 AM

Jim Trott's first green?

Sangi

2011-12-14 10:07:50 AM

That's a pisser of a disease.

kvinesknows

2011-12-14 10:08:24 AM

So....whats wrong with having a narrow urethra that you would be willing to let someone dice your junk up?

Jon iz teh kewl

2011-12-14 10:08:37 AM

SURGERY THESE DAYS SHOULD COME OUT OF THE CLOSET CAUSE ITS SO GAY

gopher321

2011-12-14 10:09:13 AM

Give him a glass of Rogaine, see if that clears it up.

*evil laugh*

Julieahni

2011-12-14 10:09:44 AM

I thought urine was coming out of the hairs of his head. Then I read closely. Ugh.

bim1154

2011-12-14 10:09:45 AM

That's pretty farked up.

MrSid

2011-12-14 10:09:46 AM

It's a hair raising experience when he gets excited.

HailRobonia

2011-12-14 10:11:57 AM

kvinesknows: So....whats wrong with having a narrow urethra that you would be willing to let someone dice your junk up?

Do you really want your pee to come out like this?

www.microcool.com

Big Cheese Make Hair Go Boom

2011-12-14 10:12:14 AM

I think at that point, I would chop it off...

...what a daily hell that man must live in.

chappy62

2011-12-14 10:12:28 AM

Just a little off the top.

LarryDan43

2011-12-14 10:12:37 AM

Shia LaBeof pisses hair?

kvinesknows

2011-12-14 10:12:43 AM

HailRobonia: kvinesknows: So....whats wrong with having a narrow urethra that you would be willing to let someone dice your junk up?

Do you really want your pee to come out like this?

[www.microcool.com image 640x480]

umm..aint it supposed to?

drjekel_mrhyde

2011-12-14 10:13:13 AM

Destiny Child getting back together again?

boobsrgood

2011-12-14 10:13:15 AM

The pills give me strength in a way. Every time the pain becomes unbearable, I feel I have something to end it all," says Mulla.

Yeah. Sometimes quotes just don't add anything to the article.

MooseUpNorth

2011-12-14 10:13:49 AM

Hey, you know how the unregulated private sector is supposed to be the best way to get quality health care? Keep in mind that this is the same unregulated private sector that has been outsourcing everything else (so far) to India.

/ Sleep well, US Conservatives.
// Only half-joking.

some_beer_drinker

2011-12-14 10:13:56 AM

noisycat: This made me cringe and I don't even have a penis *shudders*

how YOU doin???

spentmiles

2011-12-14 10:14:21 AM

If this case goes to trial, they're going to have to comb through his urine for evidence.

HailRobonia

2011-12-14 10:14:47 AM

He's Indian but has a European hair style.

BeerShtz

2011-12-14 10:15:16 AM

LOL - Sometimes it is best to never go to the doctor.

Skr

2011-12-14 10:15:40 AM

Well I went 28 years without whimpering... was a good run.

rockmoss

2011-12-14 10:15:58 AM

The stuff of nightmares.

Captain Steroid

2011-12-14 10:18:36 AM

tag for the doctor! Jesus CHRIST, dude! :O

cleveoh

2011-12-14 10:19:01 AM

Oh...dear...Vishnu!

Also:

gopher321: Give him a glass of ~~Rogaine,~~ Nair, see if that clears it up.

*evil laugh*

Jackman5150

2011-12-14 10:19:01 AM

Even cats are angry over this...

Link (new window)

orezona

2011-12-14 10:19:13 AM

A Terrible Human:

Hey, didn't you know that posting one of those is a bannable offense?

//multiple slashies are acceptable

OnlyM3

2011-12-14 10:20:32 AM

Oh.. I thought this was going to be about the next Shia LaBeouf script

Loaf's Tray

2011-12-14 10:22:29 AM

Solution:

1) Rub one out. Resist urge to urinate immediately afterward.
2) Allow to dry overnight.
3) Extract resulting mustard plug. Reap depilatory benefits.

Prollum solved.

AdolfOliverPanties

2011-12-14 10:23:04 AM

his urethra is choked with lumps of hair, and he needs immediate surgery.

Wow. Just wow.

rmify

2011-12-14 10:23:32 AM

A hair brained yet ballsy procedure by the doc

Tyrosine

2011-12-14 10:23:57 AM

From the headline I was expecting something along these lines:

media.lunch.com

sonorangal

2011-12-14 10:24:44 AM

Why do these stories seem to come out of India or in some remote Central/South American Country?

Mad Scientist

2011-12-14 10:24:48 AM

skullkrusher

2011-12-14 10:24:54 AM

bah, an electrolysis probe up the cockhole will fix that.

heinekenftw

2011-12-14 10:24:56 AM

theknuckler_33

2011-12-14 10:25:31 AM

DirkTheDaring

2011-12-14 10:25:39 AM

This is what happens when you drink, bathe, and wash your clothes in the same water you crap in.

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-14 10:25:46 AM

FTA:
"He injected chemicals inside my body through the penis..."

And that's about as far as I made it.
Holy Mother of God!!!! Now I'm going to have to get so drunk that the part of my
brain that creates mental images is dead.

Beluga Heights

2011-12-14 10:26:10 AM

Loaf's Tray: Solution:

1) Rub one out. Resist urge to urinate immediately afterward.
2) Allow to dry overnight.
3) Extract resulting mustard plug. Reap depilatory benefits.

Prollum solved.

Something is wrong with me on a level that I don't fully feel comfortable with.

I read that phrase and the first thing I think of is how awesome it would be to not be at work, to watch something featuring Zoe Voss and perform said action. I am an unwell man.

jdog71

2011-12-14 10:26:28 AM