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(Gather)   Chicago strip club offers customers lap dance in exchange for toy donation to charity, Jade, Destiny   (news.gather.com) divider line 29
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2011-12-14 09:33:17 AM  
Bravo Subby. I chortled.

Naming your kid Mercedes, Destiny, Charity, is pretty much a stripper guarantee.
 
2011-12-14 09:52:07 AM  
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2011-12-14 09:52:29 AM  
Exactly what kinds of toys would Charity like?
 
2011-12-14 09:54:00 AM  
Ho Ho Ho. thank you. There will be something special for you under the Christmas tree for you.
 
2011-12-14 10:01:44 AM  
Not exactly something new. Bubba the Love Sponge has been doing that in Tampa for like 10 years now. Then again, I assume this is the only worthwhile thing to watch in December when living in Chicago, right?
Or in October, for that matter

/zing!
 
2011-12-14 10:02:29 AM  

tiiger: Naming your kid Mercedes, Destiny, Charity, is pretty much a stripper guarantee.


Emil Jellinek does not approve.
 
2011-12-14 10:05:34 AM  
That place sucks
/Maybe I am just use to full nude joints
 
2011-12-14 10:08:26 AM  

tiiger: Bravo Subby. I chortled.

Naming your kid Mercedes, Destiny, Charity, is pretty much a stripper guarantee.


You realize those aren't their real names, right?
 
2011-12-14 10:10:25 AM  
So the kids are getting dildos and ball gags?
 
2011-12-14 10:45:31 AM  
Awww, the Admiral Theater...first strip club I ever visited but drjekel_mrhyde has it spot on.
 
2011-12-14 10:52:03 AM  
Only if she is giving out lap dances

www.ghettoredhot.com

You would NEVER forget that lap dance
 
2011-12-14 11:05:59 AM  
McKenzie, Dakota feeling left out...
 
2011-12-14 11:09:37 AM  
The Admiral?
That place is/was a shiat-hole. Haven't been there in many, many years though so maybe it's different now.
 
2011-12-14 11:10:48 AM  
Nickie and Helene would have worked also..
 
2011-12-14 11:52:53 AM  
My neighbours have two little girls named Jade and Kittens. No, really. The younger one is named Kittens. I double-checked.

Something tells me she'll go by Kit before much longer.

/css
 
2011-12-14 12:35:29 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That place sucks
/Maybe I am just use to full nude joints


Maybe. But a dance from "Chloe" is the closest you're going to get to sexy time with Olivia Wilde.

/Seriously. They could be twins.
//Likes the Admiral just fine.
 
2011-12-14 12:47:31 PM  

nervoust: You would NEVER forget that lap dance


I think you'd be lucky to survive it.
 
2011-12-14 03:38:55 PM  

nervoust:
You would NEVER forget that lap dance


Approves (possibly NFSW)
 
2011-12-14 04:01:55 PM  
A porn place nearby used to have something similar. Food for Porn before Thanksgiving. My girlfriend and I went in with two gigantic cans of green beans and yams, the ones bigger than your head and got a few disks that I have... never watched come to think of it..
 
2011-12-14 04:02:14 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That place sucks
/Maybe I am just use to full nude joints


Never been. But I heard it was pretty damn expensive.
 
2011-12-14 04:06:48 PM  
Hot red head in a g-string grinding on you lap is nice but my company gives everyone who brings in a toy cookies and coffee. So I got that going for me.
 
2011-12-14 04:54:24 PM  
www.espritlibre.ws

Approves.

What's the ove/under on a followup where the local Toys for Tots campaign turns down the donations because they
came from a strip club?
 
2011-12-14 06:34:37 PM  

nervoust: Only if she is giving out lap dances

[www.ghettoredhot.com image 500x622]

You would NEVER forget that lap dance




Admiral? There be whales there.
 
2011-12-14 07:39:33 PM  

abhorrent1: The Admiral?
That place is/was a shiat-hole. Haven't been there in many, many years though so maybe it's different now.


In Great Lakes / Chicago?
 
2011-12-15 08:46:46 AM  
A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying.

/ding
/ding ding
 
2011-12-15 11:39:52 AM  
are they calling it... Toys for T*ts?
 
2011-12-15 11:45:58 AM  

nervoust: Only if she is giving out lap dances

[www.ghettoredhot.com image 500x622]

You would NEVER forget that lap dance


and why does that brotha look like the guy everybody knows?
Collar shirt, blue jeans, air force 1's.
Always where you'd least expect to see him.

His response? "Just tryin to see some titties."
 
2011-12-15 12:39:20 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: What's the ove/under on a followup where the local Toys for Tots campaign turns down the donations because they
came from a strip club?


Are you kidding? Strippers are like Marine kryptonite!

In fact, a simple google search shows several cases where the local toys for tots campaign was one of the Only groups that would accept toys collected by strippers.
 
2011-12-16 06:41:23 AM  

gerrymander: drjekel_mrhyde: That place sucks
/Maybe I am just use to full nude joints

Maybe. But a dance from "Chloe" is the closest you're going to get to sexy time with Olivia Wilde.

/Seriously. They could be twins.
//Likes the Admiral just fine.


It's alright, but the joints in Harvey are WAAAY better!
 
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