Three additional counsellors were brought on to campus to support students.

WUT?

Do the other students really need counseling to get over the fact that a teacher had sex with a student?

Also, the journalist needs to learn to use spell check: "counsellors"

BurnShrike: Three additional counsellors were brought on to campus to support students.

WUT?

Do the other students really need counseling to get over the fact that a teacher had sex with a student?

Also, the journalist needs to learn to use spell check: "counsellors"

Lighten up, this is an article from the UK, mocking us.
She is pretty and the only injury this student got was contusions from the numerous high 5's.
Why women do this, I don't know but whatevs.

AbbeySomeone: BurnShrike: Three additional counsellors were brought on to campus to support students.

WUT?

Do the other students really need counseling to get over the fact that a teacher had sex with a student?

Also, the journalist needs to learn to use spell check: "counsellors"

Lighten up, this is an article from the UK, mocking us.
She is pretty and the only injury this student got was contusions from the numerous high 5's.
Why women do this, I don't know but whatevs.

I'm lightened. Did I sound angry in my post? If so, that wasn't my intention.

And why do you say they're mocking Americans? It reads like a perfectly normal news article to me, aside from the spelling errors (but I guess that's fairly "normal" now).

Well she was the substitute teacher....

I'm a substitute teacher so....barrrrfffffff.

/You have to communicate in a way the kids will understand.

Somehow, she reminds me of Bachmann. It has to be the crazy eyes

/got nothing..

Oral.......copulation.

That kid should go to a mental home for the rest of his damn life

"Diaz faces charges of sex with a minor and oral copulation"

/oral copulation
//giggity!

Niccccceeee....

It's been said, I know, I know, but it deserves another mention nonetheless.

WHERE THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!?!?!

also because he was awesome:



/hot like the fires of hell

BurnShrike: Three additional counsellors were brought on to campus to support students.

WUT?

Do the other students really need counseling to get over the fact that a teacher had sex with a student?

Also, the journalist needs to learn to use spell check: "counsellors"

Well, it wasn't fair that only one student got any, so they brought enough for everyone.

MrSid: Niccccceeee....

It's been said, I know, I know, but it deserves another mention nonetheless.

WHERE THE HELL WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!?!?!

These teachers existed while you were in school, and they were banging away with both male and female students. The difference is that now these stories get major national news exposure, while in the past it might show up in the local news, if at all. Also, it seems a lot of parents find out about this with cell phones, which didn't exist when we were 'utes.

BurnShrike [TotalFark] Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-14 08:17:35 AM Ignore User
Three additional counsellors were brought on to campus to support students.

WUT?

Do the other students really need counseling to get over the fact that a teacher had sex with a student?

Also, the journalist needs to learn to use spell check: "counsellors"

I assume article was written by a Brit. They are fond of adding extra unnecessary letters to wourds.

BurnShrike: Three additional counsellors were brought on to campus to support students.

WUT?

Do the other students really need counseling to get over the fact that a teacher had sex with a student?

Also, the journalist needs to learn to use spell check: "counsellors"

If she was hot, and it wasn't me, *I'd* need counseling.

Charlize Theron has a cousin?

Famous Thamas:

These teachers existed while you were in school, and they were banging away with both male and female students. The difference is that now these stories get major national news exposure, while in the past it might show up in the local news, if at all. Also, it seems a lot of parents find out about this with cell phones, which didn't exist when we were 'utes.

Now that I think about it, the substitue sex ed teacher did give me wonderful dreams during my freshman year. Perhaps they weren't dreams? Ah crap they were dreams. Ah well I stil have fond memories of drunken cheerleaders.

Oh heavens, how will the precious adolescent men survive the trauma of getting some?

BurnShrike: And why do you say they're mocking Americans? It reads like a perfectly normal news article to me, aside from the spelling errors (but I guess that's fairly "normal" now).

There aren't any spelling errors in the article.

When asked if she had sex with the kid she should of just said NO. If asked if she had Oral Copulation she should have said NO. It is,after all, NOT a sworn deposition. After all it depends on what the definition of "is" is.

I'm starting to wonder if women are more prolific molesters than men.

HotWingConspiracy: I'm starting to wonder if women are more prolific molesters than men.

Good point.

"oral copulation" sounds like a good name for a garage band.

OK, this is getting ridiculous. I can't see what a 24 year old woman would want with a 15 year old boy, but you can't "molest" a 15 year old boy. He wants the nookie -- a lot. So stop making this a crime.

FTFA: The next month, Diaz and the student met again at the friend's home in the afternoon while the friend was at work to have sex.

I wonder if they have any openings.

damn she is hot... those eyes of hers... just damn

wait just a second... she was charged with oral copulation but they have a fricken teacher that teaches how to give head on staff????

Soooo, Joyce Dewitt is a substitute teacher? Weird.

24 and 15- Yeah, that's pushing it a bit. (Although not completely unthinkable)

Ms. Butterface sounds like she didn't quite grow up.

readin', writin', and 'rithma-dick

According to the article she is to be rewarded for all her efforts with lots of sex.
From the article, "Diaz faces....oral copulation' How I read it, Guess she will go to a lesbo prison.

"they stopped talking after the second sexual encounter because rumors began to spread around the school that they were seeing each other"

Weird, wonder how that happened....

Does she make the top 10 hottest list? Is there such a list?


/Didn't feel like GIS'ing on work comp.

There is no god. Enjoy prison, biatch.

Oh, wait. Male student female teacher? She'll get off with probation and a fine. At least anyone who bootless her name will know what a nasty coont she is.

I'm not a Biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anywhere not to fark underage people.

...oral copulation.
SQUIRT! Right in the eye!

Bootless should be googles. My phone likes to correct me.

AbbeySomeone: She is pretty and the only injury this student got was contusions from the numerous high 5's.

Yep.

CapnBlues: Just checking here, but you are applying the double standard here, right? if the genders were reversed, you would think it was criminal and the student was a victim?

Yep.

Gordon Bennett: BurnShrike: And why do you say they're mocking Americans? It reads like a perfectly normal news article to me, aside from the spelling errors (but I guess that's fairly "normal" now).

There aren't any spelling errors in the article.

US Americans like to standardize misspellings.

If you've worked very hard to obtain your degree/teaching license & likely racked up some loans along the way...

DON'T BOINK STUDENTS

Don't boink them if you're male, don't boink them if you're female, don't boink them if they're male, don't boink them if they're female, don't boink them if they're your students, don't boink them if they're someone else's students, don't boink them if they're under the age of consent, don't boink them if they're over the age of consent.

DON'T BOINK STUDENTS

Or you'll definitely lose that teaching license & everything you've worked for & most likely face criminal prosecution & public humiliation.

Why is that so difficult to understand? I'm pretty sure they do cover this at some point in college?

Coffee Snob: I'm not a Biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anywhere not to fark underage people.

Underage back then was like 2.

But she wasn't married to him so I'm pretty sure the bible would still frown.

How can they charge her with "oral copulation" when they allow same-sex "marriage" and don't prosecute homosexual acts?

Anyhow, I'd forgive her. Many times, should she happen to backslide.

Gordon Bennett:
There aren't any spelling errours in the article.

/Rotskyed that for you

cleveoh: Don't boink them if you're male, don't boink them if you're female, don't boink them if they're male, don't boink them if they're female, don't boink them if they're your students, don't boink them if they're someone else's students, don't boink them if they're under the age of consent, don't boink them if they're over the age of consent.

Should they boink them in a car? Should they boink them at the bar?

If the suggestion is that the spelling should be "counselor", I remind my hooked-on-explosives neighbours that in the English language, if a vowel is followed by a consonant and then another vowel, the first vowel is pronounced in its "long" form. The double "l" is in agreement with the fact that the "e" in counsellor is pronounced in its "short" form.

cleveoh:
DON'T BOINK STUDENTS

Don't boink them if you're male, don't boink them if you're female, don't boink them if they're male, don't boink them if they're female, don't boink them if they're your students, don't boink them if they're someone else's students, don't boink them if they're under the age of consent, don't boink them if they're over the age of consent.

What if you're horny and lonely and they're hot?

I_AM_SRC: Soooo, Joyce Dewitt is a substitute teacher? Weird.

I was going to ask if Jack and Chrissie joined in, but you effectively beat me to it.

LL316: Coffee Snob: I'm not a Biblical scholar, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't say anywhere not to fark underage people.

Underage back then was like 2.

But she wasn't married to him so I'm pretty sure the bible would still frown.

What if Lot gave her to the mob of Sodom, in order to protect some angels from teh gays, and the kid was in the mob? they still wouldn't be married, but that's apparently the good guy thing to do.