Single Malt or GTFO.

Not hot.

/Always having having your fake tits shoved up to your eyebrows is not hot.

//Unless, that is, I'm the one doing the shoving.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Not hot.

/Always having having your fake tits shoved up to your eyebrows is not hot.

//Unless, that is, I'm the one doing the shoving.

I didnt think they were fake, just pushed up waaaay too much.

I would love the opportunity to sexually disappoint her...

I love redheads with big boobs, but Christina Hendricks smiling is one of the ugliest things EVER.

Millions of smart phones are out there and webpages still redirect to the home page and not the mobile version of an article?!?

/rant
//threadjack
///I like boobies
////I like the Wizard of Oz

People are actually attracted to that look? A resounding bleh. It's just weird.

That's really a bottle of "Slut Label" whiskey up there behind her?

mooo... mooo

er... ummm

whale noise... whale noise

over-rated

Renee Olstead is a far hotter redhead and wouldn't feel like a bag of mashed potatoes in bed, plus she's naughty!

You know, I think she's pretty, and has a decent body when she slims up a bit, but she really needs to pick some different style dresses. It just looks dumb as hell when she wears ones that push her ginormous titties (real or fake, who cares) up to her damned chin like that.

If you can't tell those are real then I weep for your man skills.

That being said she is pretty hot for a fat chick.

/lose some weight

I've said it before and I'll keep saying it, obese isn't sexy. A fat woman in a corset just looks like an overstuffed sausage.

Merry Titsmas, everybody.

Eh, I think she has a very pretty face, but close-ups make her look unnatural. From a slight distance (5 ft instead of 1ft), she looks beautiful and approachable. I wish photographers would stop trying to stick their cameras up her nose, as it were.

I've seen so-so photoshoots of Dita Von Teese as well, so I definitely think BOTH the model AND the photographer need to know what her strengths are.

Cow.

It looks great and all, but she REALLY doesn't seem into it. I mean, it's a whiskey ad, she should look like she's having fun. That's a terrible series.

vonster: Cow.

Well Mooo, moooo, Mama!

The only reason the CH threads get green anymore are to gauge the number of Studmen69s we have here

Gulper Eel: We get it, Ms. Hendricks. A delightful rack you have. No need to oversell, though. Some of us can still use our imaginations.

The voice in my head as I read this was the narrator from that honey badger video.

Trade?

/hot like Our Mrs Reynolds
//EIP for BIE-mas

I have shelves in the garage that are smaller than that.

QUIT PUSHING YOUR TITS UP TO YOUR GODDAMNED CHIN! IT MAKES YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!

Lsherm: I have shelves in the garage that are smaller than that.

QUIT PUSHING YOUR TITS UP TO YOUR GODDAMNED CHIN! IT MAKES YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS!

Agreed.. in fact, Ms. Hendricks.. perhaps it would be best if you just kept them uncovered altogether, just to make sure.

R.A.Danny: Gulper Eel: We get it, Ms. Hendricks. A delightful rack you have. No need to oversell, though. Some of us can still use our imaginations.

Screw that. I want to see her gape her anus.

When you can see a curve on top of the boob, they're pushed up too far.

coco ebert: Nice butt-chest.

U jelly?

/hot

Tis the season ^ NSFW

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mother of god

farking JW Blue on ICE?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOtittiestittiestitties

I wonder if they smell weird.