F**k you for mentioning that whore's name.

NO ONE CARES. STOP PERPUTUATING THIS STUPID C*NTS NON EXISTANT POPULARITY

"PRAYIN' TO GOD!"

basemetal: Ha ha ha ha a Kardashian in Dallas. Couldn't happen to a better city. I hope she's miserable.

Houston would have been a good pick, too.

I had no idea the NBA was so open-minded. The other major sports wouldn't accept a player married to a dude.

Apparently a GIS for Rick Carlisle turns up a plethora of this:

If a tape did go public, I'd be hard pressed not to dub it with wookie sounds.

So I heard this morning that Lamar is "shocked" that the Lakers would trade him. I didn't know he was so dumb.

Enough about Lamar, I'm upset that the Mavs signed the Paper Tiger without anyone realizing it. I mean what the fark Dallas? I'm surprised he didn't fall down and grab his leg during this photoshoot.

ATRDCI: JohnAnnArbor: basemetal: Ha ha ha ha a Kardashian in Dallas. Couldn't happen to a better city. I hope she's miserable.

Houston would have been a good pick, too.

What did we do to deserve her?

Meh, it's not like we haven't been subjected to them before. There was the Kim / Miles Austin thing and, according to the local press, Kourtney briefly attended SMU. Besides, they seem, from what little I've seen, to be the best of the bunch (damning with faint praise, I know).

Also, if one must have a Kardashian affiliated player on the team, Odom is far preferable to the return of Kris Humphries.

Rapmaster2000: So I heard this morning that Lamar is "shocked" that the Lakers would trade him. I didn't know he was so dumb.

He married the worst Kardashian, he's barely literate.

ATRDCI: JohnAnnArbor: basemetal: Ha ha ha ha a Kardashian in Dallas. Couldn't happen to a better city. I hope she's miserable.

Houston would have been a good pick, too.

What did we do to deserve her?

Payback's a biatch. You try and sweep us again, we're sending Andy Dick.

Rapmaster2000: So I heard this morning that Lamar is "shocked" that the Lakers would trade him. I didn't know he was so dumb.

He's a professional athlete, coupled with the fact that his one year of undergraduate studies was marred by an academic scandal.

Yes, he is that dumb.

StubhyGraham: Enough about Lamar, I'm upset that the Mavs signed the Paper Tiger without anyone realizing it. I mean what the fark Dallas? I'm surprised he didn't fall down and grab his leg during this photoshoot.

Well, that's certainly a cause for concern. On the other hand, perhaps the fact that he's on the down side of his career and the fact that he won't be anything more than a role player will help contain any of his various issues you might want to name.

StubhyGraham: Enough about Lamar, I'm upset that the Mavs signed the Paper Tiger without anyone realizing it. I mean what the fark Dallas? I'm surprised he didn't fall down and grab his leg during this photoshoot.


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Even more shocking, am I to assume the Lakers have kept Kwame Brown 2.0, a.k.a. Andrew Bynum?

SoCalSurfer: F**k you for mentioning that whore's name.

NO ONE CARES. STOP PERPUTUATING THIS STUPID C*NTS NON EXISTANT POPULARITY

I'm with you. As much as I love Fark, just seeing any of this attention whore's family name in any headline makes me cringe.

Subby needs a punch in the nuts.

Keep this shiat off the sports tab you cocksucker.

/Kim Cardassian
//not mine
///Thanks GIS

I think a good follow up question for Carlise would have been "name another Kardashian?"

Poison: SoCalSurfer: F**k you for mentioning that whore's name.

NO ONE CARES. STOP PERPUTUATING THIS STUPID C*NTS NON EXISTANT POPULARITY

I'm with you. As much as I love Fark, just seeing any of this attention whore's family name in any headline makes me cringe.

You know what else is sad? They (or at least Lamar) will probably make more money since Texas has no state income tax. Great way to encourage idle wealth, America.

GOD DAMMIT!! I KNEW there was a catch to him coming here!!!!!!

StubhyGraham: Enough about Lamar, I'm upset that the Mavs signed the Paper Tiger without anyone realizing it. I mean what the fark Dallas? I'm surprised he didn't fall down and grab his leg during this photoshoot.

Vince Carter? WTF Dallas, WTF.

Dallas will have enough space to sign Howard and WIlliams next year and likely will be willing to pay them more than anyone.

"Love" to Khole Kardashian is a cheeseburger.

Let me make sure I have this straight...

Some rich, high-profile attorney had three daughters and one of them let some fledgling rapper fark her on camera and when that video leaked it became known that the girl pictured had two sisters, so Khloe got famous. Right?

Paul to the Clippers.

How long before Sterling boos him off the court? Does he do it if Paul injures his knee in a game?

lacrossestar83: Let me make sure I have this straight...

Some rich, high-profile attorney had three daughters and one of them let some fledgling rapper fark her on camera and when that video leaked it became known that the girl pictured had two sisters, so Khloe got famous. Right?

And Bingo was his name-o

NotEric: Paul to the Clippers.

How long before Sterling boos him off the court? Does he do it if Paul injures his knee in a game?

So, they finally talked Stern down? The price seems reasonable; Gordon, Aminu, Kaman and the Minnesota pick. Is Paul going to re-up with the Clippers

/Stern needs to go

oMaJoJ: Is Paul going to re-up with the Clippers

Apparently Paul has agreed not to opt out of his contract this season so he'll play for them at least through '12-'13

Time for the Clippers to say goodbye to Mo Williams, but are there any takers? As is they'll be carrying 4 PGs on their roster.

oMaJoJ: So, they finally talked Stern down? The price seems reasonable; Gordon, Aminu, Kaman and the Minnesota pick. Is Paul going to re-up with the Clippers

It'll do, but the Clippers parting with Gordon to get their man is still....I don't know, I just don't get it. They went from an "exciting" team to a "very exciting" one by getting Paul, but shedding Gordon makes counting an awful lot on a seemingly-never-healthy Caron Butler for scoring. I'd be surprised they do anything more but be a 6-8 seed for the next couple years; but hey, there will be a sh*tload of Paul-to-Griffin alleyoops! EXCITEMENT!

And, Minnesota is the deepest "bad" team (in terms of talent) in the league in right now, so that draft pick might be a deceptively average one.

I think this will give us the answer to a long-asked question:

Is Delonte West crazy enough to have sex with Khloe Kardashian?

Does anyone else think the reason for Kim's sudden divorce is the whole "Once you go black, you never go black" thing?

lacrossestar83: Let me make sure I have this straight...

Some rich, high-profile attorney had three daughters and one of them let some fledgling rapper fark her on camera and when that video leaked it became known that the girl pictured had two sisters, so Khloe got famous. Right?

I believe there were also water sports involved but that's a nice summation regardless.