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(The Local (Sweden)) Followup Remember that woman who was opening a school for sex in Austria? Yeah, she was faking it. Cocktease   (thelocal.se) divider line 43
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Pair-o-Dice
2011-12-14 12:34:29 PM
"I'll have what she's having..."
 
beerfrog3
2011-12-14 12:37:31 PM
we're never gonna score, we're never gonna score ahhhhhhhhhhhh
 
VTGremlin
2011-12-14 12:42:05 PM
Well now what am I supposed to do with this plane ticket?!?
 
skinink
2011-12-14 12:42:56 PM
And was her first class going to be explaining why men fark fast like kangaroos?
 
CeroX
2011-12-14 12:44:40 PM
skinink: And was her first class going to be explaining why men fark fast like kangaroos?

have you ever seen a slow vibrator?
 
Soon Right Away
2011-12-14 12:46:22 PM
But they said the application fee was nonrefundable... this is bullshiat.

/"full-blown sex school"
//har...
 
CeroX
2011-12-14 12:46:40 PM
for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 12:46:46 PM
Faking it and being a cocktease are not the same thing. The fact that this woman managed to do both at the same time is kind of amazing.
 
SevenYearHawk
2011-12-14 12:49:40 PM
Lesson One: you're screwed!
 
Fireproof
2011-12-14 12:55:10 PM
Wait, there's still hope!

"But on Monday, Thompson explained that the AISOS publicity campaign was hatched by an Austrian advocacy group known as The Bird Base in order to raise awareness about the country's low birth rate."

Ladies of Austria, I am willing to help you solve this problem.
 
Aidan
2011-12-14 12:58:05 PM
CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

For the same reason girls in porn have fake tits and smoking bodies, I expect.
 
Pair-o-Dice
2011-12-14 12:59:40 PM
CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Things that make you go hmmmmm.
 
Fano
2011-12-14 01:02:22 PM
CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Same reason you can't churn butter with a pencil
 
RedEmily
2011-12-14 01:02:37 PM
Aidan: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

For the same reason girls in porn have fake tits and smoking bodies, I expect.

Good answer.
 
pute kisses like a man [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 01:04:53 PM
Pair-o-Dice: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

they probably have a minimum length that sometimes results in them being longer than their natural reference due to the fact that they must have some sort of handle on the outside of their area of operation. Unlike its natural analogue, which needs no extra length due to the fact that it is attached to another person.
 
LeroyBourne
2011-12-14 01:07:08 PM
Pair-o-Dice: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Wasn't that a bit on "The Magic Hour"?
/yeah, I watched the magic hour.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 01:07:10 PM
CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

HA HA you're eight inches tall.
 
HailRobonia
2011-12-14 01:08:10 PM
Your momma needs to go to sex school - on her driver's license it says she has an F in sex.
 
Wendy's Chili
2011-12-14 01:08:19 PM
Aidan: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

For the same reason girls in porn have fake tits

Low self-esteem coupled with poor judgment?

/TEAM NATURAL
 
stuffy
2011-12-14 01:16:36 PM
Starts to unpack:(
 
Brew78
2011-12-14 01:26:14 PM
I read this headline three times before not seeing "Yeah, she was farking it"
 
CeroX
2011-12-14 01:28:41 PM
special20: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

HA HA you're eight inches tall.

lolwut?
 
Fireproof
2011-12-14 01:31:08 PM
HailRobonia: Your momma needs to go to sex school - on her driver's license it says she has an F in sex.

i.imgur.com
 
WordsnCollision
2011-12-14 01:32:27 PM
What is this, a school for sex!?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
abfalter
2011-12-14 01:39:56 PM
Approves.
 
abfalter
2011-12-14 01:41:46 PM
Approves.

www.cosplayhouse.com
 
Inigo_Montoya
2011-12-14 01:42:48 PM
I'd throw a shrimp on her barbie....if ya know what I mean.
 
Robert1966
2011-12-14 01:43:20 PM
You know who else was a lying Austrian?
 
JackieRabbit
2011-12-14 01:45:00 PM
Damn! I was going to enroll and petition the dean to let me take a course overload. Oooh baby let me matriculate on you.
 
Soon Right Away
2011-12-14 01:53:46 PM
Inigo_Montoya: I'd throw a shrimp on her barbie....if ya know what I mean.

I don't. What do you mean?
 
JackieRabbit
2011-12-14 01:56:19 PM
Robert1966: You know who else was a lying Austrian?

Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger?
 
Ackbar_GastricFluid
2011-12-14 01:57:03 PM
Damn, and I just got to Australia. Guess I came too soon once again.
 
Deucednuisance
2011-12-14 02:00:43 PM
CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Think for a bit about where it's going, and how it works.

You'll get a handle on it.
 
Soon Right Away
2011-12-14 02:07:05 PM
Deucednuisance: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Think for a bit about where it's going, and how it works.

You'll get a handle on it.

?
 
The Mind Boggles [TotalFark]
2011-12-14 02:28:27 PM
FTFA: While she wasn't surprised that the story of AISOS was picked up by media outlets around the world, Thompson said she was taken aback by how well news of the school was received and how many serious questions were posed about its operations.

alright, how many Farkers requested an application for admission?
 
swahnhennessy
2011-12-14 02:41:40 PM
She is also known for her artwork "Anonyma Exhibitionister" (Exhibitionists Anonymous), which features castings of a hundred Swedish women's sexual organs ripping off the work of Jamie McCartney.
 
smallerGov
2011-12-14 03:13:27 PM
Ackbar_GastricFluid: Damn, and I just got to Australia. Guess I came too soon once again.

your also in the wrong spot!!

/not do'in it right r ya..
 
Jynxed
2011-12-14 03:24:26 PM
See? Nothing good comes from Austria? Bunch of whores, the lot of them.
 
TwistedFark
2011-12-14 05:11:16 PM
smallerGov: Ackbar_GastricFluid: Damn, and I just got to Australia. Guess I came too soon once again.

your also in the wrong spot!!

/not do'in it right r ya..

That's the joke.
 
fanbladesaresharp
2011-12-14 06:05:57 PM
Soon Right Away: Deucednuisance: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Think for a bit about where it's going, and how it works.

You'll get a handle on it.

?

? Really? That went about 40,000 feet over your head. Obviously you don't know how to handle one.
 
Soon Right Away
2011-12-14 06:25:50 PM
fanbladesaresharp: Soon Right Away: Deucednuisance: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

Think for a bit about where it's going, and how it works.

You'll get a handle on it.

?

? Really? That went about 40,000 feet over your head. Obviously you don't know how to handle one.

Did you read the link? Maybe that went over your head...
 
cyberspacedout
2011-12-14 06:42:14 PM
Sounds like the whole plan went tits up.
 
Cereal Fetish
2011-12-14 06:43:22 PM
CeroX: special20: CeroX: for that matter, if size didn't matter, why are all the dildos at least 8"?

HA HA you're eight inches tall.

lolwut?

He's calling you a dildo.
 
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