I pleat with you, subby, no more awful puns! I prefer my humor dry. Clean.

Ramirez was charged with reckless driving and operating without a driver's license.

I wonder if he ever had a license.

Xai: 18 years old? i mean ffs there are 2 pedals in an automatic, how can you be that retarded?

Cool story, sis: Years ago, my mother-in-law was driving her then-new Saturn & pulled into a Dunkin' Donuts. Someone was backing out of the space next to her while she was pulling in, momentarily confusing her. She then hit the gas instead of the brake & crashed through the front window. Nobody was hurt, although the girls behind the counter were shaken up.

Months later, she's driving a different car and passes by the same Dunkin' Donuts. She wonders if the girls are still working there so that she can apologize. So, she pulls into the parking lot, again gets distracted by something, and plows through the front window again.

Although she's not retarded (despite the above evidence) and not particularly elderly (I think she's in her early 60s), some people just panic. Some drive through plate-glass windows, others drive through farmer's markets. At least in this kid's case, he can claim inexperience or panic. Either way, it just proves that sometimes people do stupid things in stressful situations.

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New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

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