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(Courier Mail) Obvious If your nickname is 'Bang Bang,' try not to leave a backpack with half your name written on it at the train station. It might cause people to freak out . "It had the name 'Bang' on it"   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 84
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2011-12-14 08:12:01 AM
eddieizzardfans.com
"The NRA says that guns don't kill people, people do. But I think the gun helps. I think it helps. Standing there going, "Bang!" That's not gonna kill too many people, is it? He'd have to be really dodgy on the heart... Bang! Bang! Boom! Bang! Rat-a-tat! Boom! Bang!"
 
2011-12-14 10:28:01 AM
The terrorists have really won.

we evacuate a f*cking train station because something says "bang" on it.

Home of the brave my ass.
 
2011-12-14 10:43:22 AM
Aarontology: The terrorists have really won.

we evacuate a f*cking train station because something says "bang" on it.

Home of the brave my ass.


And talking about Spanish basketball player Juan Carlos Navarro on a plane is probably not advised.
 
2011-12-14 10:55:53 AM
If your nickname is 'Bang Bang,'

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-14 11:19:27 AM
Aarontology: The terrorists have really won.

we evacuate a f*cking train station because something says "bang" on it.

Home of the brave my ass.


www.elliottsbelfast.com
 
2011-12-14 11:32:34 AM
Too bad it wasn't a bus
 
2011-12-14 12:24:59 PM
Yes, because terrorists are going to bother blowing up a farking train. And further more, they're going to label their bombs with the word "bang". I suppose there's no such thing as common sense when it comes to this shiat anymore.

Of course the guy's nick name is "Big Bang" so he deserves whatever he gets. What is he a Jersey Shore cast member?
 
2011-12-14 01:12:18 PM
You know, it's more traditional to write "BANG" on a roll of toilet paper than on a backpack.
 
2011-12-14 01:12:54 PM
dletter: Aarontology: The terrorists have really won.

we evacuate a f*cking train station because something says "bang" on it.

Home of the brave my ass.

And talking about Spanish basketball player Juan Carlos Navarro on a plane is probably not advised.


I also avoid playing any Ritchie Valens anywhere near the airport if at all possible. Some of them brown fellers might speak Messican.
 
2011-12-14 01:13:07 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: Too bad it wasn't a bus

Clicked this thread to make sure the "Bang Bus" was accounted for.

Carry on.
 
2011-12-14 01:13:33 PM
If your nick name is Bang Bang, change it.
 
2011-12-14 01:14:19 PM
the-big-bang-theory.com

Bazinga!
 
2011-12-14 01:16:08 PM
Was it Lu Lu's?
 
2011-12-14 01:16:56 PM
www.swotti.com
Carolina Bang?

/would bang.
//srsly
 
2011-12-14 01:17:04 PM
not amused
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-14 01:17:34 PM
i137.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2011-12-14 01:17:44 PM
fireclown: [www.swotti.com image 400x600]
Carolina Bang?

/would bang.
//srsly


What's with her sharp face?
 
2011-12-14 01:18:34 PM
images.45cat.com

bang bang
 
2011-12-14 01:19:22 PM
Bang bang bangity bang bang...
 
2011-12-14 01:20:55 PM
i512.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-14 01:21:11 PM
unavailable for comment
www.moviemarket.com
/amazing song, love how he works his instrument
 
2011-12-14 01:21:55 PM
Just for grins and giggles, I'd like to see a list compiled of terrorist attacks which utilize a bomb with "bang", "boom", "bomb", or Lite Brite pegs, to advertise the weapon's purpose.
 
2011-12-14 01:21:59 PM
Aarontology: The terrorists have really won.

we evacuate a f*cking train station because something says "bang" on it.

Home of the brave my ass.


It's been like that for even longer.

I knew a girl who was fired from the company I used to work at because she left an empty cardboard box laying around that said "Boom" on it.

In 1999.
 
2011-12-14 01:22:04 PM
12 years ago they would have just taken the bag and tossed it in the lost and found. Nowadays a "suspicious package" means you shut everything down in a 10 mile radius and pee yourself for 4 hours while the bomb dogs and robot dispose of somebodys gym clothes.
 
2011-12-14 01:22:13 PM
Patty Smyth today from her agents' website:

www.paradiseartists.com

/bang bang indeed
 
2011-12-14 01:22:50 PM
i had a funnier headline, AND this thing got my train stopped @ City Hall Station so I hope they throw the book @ ol' Bang Bang
/LASO & LAPD frowns upon your shenanigans post-Occupy LA Edition
 
2011-12-14 01:23:05 PM
The bag was spotted by a security guard at the station who alerted authorities.

"It had the name 'Bang' on it," Lt. Vince Carter told the Times. "That made deputies suspicious."


Oh fer chrissake...

/facepalm
 
2011-12-14 01:23:13 PM
I expected an explosion of cartoonish proportions.
 
2011-12-14 01:25:11 PM
More LAPD training material:

www.amols.com
 
2011-12-14 01:26:13 PM
And people wonder what ever happened to Emril. He's in some damp dark hole being questioned to as why he say's 'bang' all the time.
 
2011-12-14 01:26:29 PM
wmoonfox: Just for grins and giggles, I'd like to see a list compiled of terrorist attacks which utilize a bomb with "bang", "boom", "bomb", or Lite Brite pegs, to advertise the weapon's purpose.

Don't you watch TV? All bombs are built with big LED displays showing the time until detonation and usually make a nice beeping sound at 1 second intervals.
 
2011-12-14 01:27:04 PM
"It had the name 'Bang' on it," Lt. Vince Carter told the Times.

"Bang" is a word. It isn't a name, you farkwads.

And if you knew there was a guy with the nickname "Bang Bang" and that's why you slipped "name" in there instead of "word," then thanks for shutting everything down for no reason and inconveniencing everybody. Dumbasses.
 
2011-12-14 01:27:40 PM
Alfred Kaida sympathizes.
 
2011-12-14 01:27:47 PM
Sybarite: If your nickname is 'Bang Bang,'

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x267]


Came here for her.
 
2011-12-14 01:28:57 PM
wmoonfox: Just for grins and giggles, I'd like to see a list compiled of terrorist attacks which utilize a bomb with "bang", "boom", "bomb", or Lite Brite pegs, to advertise the weapon's purpose.

Heh. I wonder how many of those round cartoon bombs with the word "BOMB" written on them DHS has found.
 
2011-12-14 01:29:09 PM
is he a burnout too?
 
2011-12-14 01:30:35 PM
Mateorocks: I expected an explosion of cartoonish proportions.

4.bp.blogspot.com

am i doin it rite?
 
2011-12-14 01:31:15 PM
t2.gstatic.com

/still think he looks like a muppet
 
2011-12-14 01:32:03 PM
filmdump.files.wordpress.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2011-12-14 01:32:48 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-14 01:34:27 PM
i know alot of people named bang, but i live in china.
 
2011-12-14 01:35:17 PM
If someone was going to make a bomb that they actually wanted to go off, why on earth would they put it in a container that in any way indicated that said item was indeed a bomb? How farking stupid are people these days?

You know why the Unibomber was successful? Because all of his bombs were in plain brown wrapping with twine. Not one of his packages said "CONTENTS: ONE BOMB - PLEASE OPEN IMMEDIATELY"
 
2011-12-14 01:44:11 PM
You know how the bomb squad loves to blow up any "suspicious" packages they find? One of my co-workers has suggested putting a bunch of kittens in a box, with "BOMB" written on it, and just leave it lying around somewhere downtown (Las Vegas), and then waiting for the crew from Metro PD to show up. Get 'em on camera blowin' up a box of kittens...
 
2011-12-14 01:45:39 PM
I work with a Laotian chick named Bang (pronounced bahng).

/getting a kick
//would bang-bang her long time
 
2011-12-14 01:46:22 PM
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-14 01:48:58 PM
The Homer Tax: How farking stupid are people these days?


Really. farking. Stupid. Always have been... I've just started to accept it in the last couple years. It scares the shiat out of me.
 
2011-12-14 01:50:42 PM
Wellon Dowd:

Came for the bag of money with "$" on it, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-12-14 01:50:46 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: You know how the bomb squad loves to blow up any "suspicious" packages they find? One of my co-workers has suggested putting a bunch of kittens in a box, with "BOMB" written on it, and just leave it lying around somewhere downtown (Las Vegas), and then waiting for the crew from Metro PD to show up. Get 'em on camera blowin' up a box of kittens...

LOL

Now THAT would be funny.
 
2011-12-14 01:57:48 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-14 02:00:13 PM
images.wikia.com

\hotter than flames
 
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