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libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:26:53 AM

GO FOR IT!!!

southernbelladonna		2011-12-17 02:27:35 AM

Surool: southernbelladonna: /Or maybe I didn't hot the "h".
//Whatever

lol

See? It's a bastard.

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:28:16 AM

Surool: libranoelrose: southernbelladonna: libranoelrose: violentsalvation: [k.wigflip.com image 404x449]

bwahahahahasouthernbelladonna: My kid wants sky rim for xmas. I don't know if it's a good idea or not.

Don't spend the money, just torrent it.

Does anyone know if Congress voted on SOPA yesterday?

They delayed the vote.

Link (new window)

Good.

Good? All they are doing is delaying the vote til next year and shaking down the big companies for campaign contributions. They'll pass it next year, but not before they get sh*tloads of money for their vote.

All the big tech companies are lobbying against it. If lobbying doesn't work then we're all doomed.

southernbelladonna: Vicodin makes me feel sick. I have a box of half full bottles of them from various surgeries and injuries over the past few years.

Me too, I can't eat any of that stuff that has codeine, etc, in it.

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:28:54 AM

SirTanon		2011-12-17 02:29:33 AM

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:29:41 AM

Hewwo??

Surool		2011-12-17 02:29:50 AM

leftyblonde: Surool: Thread is sinking fast... and I didn't get to see Kate Winslet naked yet.

[i682.photobucket.com image 200x320]

I think she's purty

DreamyAltarBoy		2011-12-17 02:30:26 AM

southernbelladonna: Vicodin makes me feel sick. I have a box of half full bottles of them from various surgeries and injuries over the past few years.

I don't get sick, but I don't know why anyone would use this drug recreationally.

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:30:46 AM

CSB!

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:31:43 AM

WHEEEEE

Surool		2011-12-17 02:31:50 AM

Definitely the ass end of this thread

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:32:21 AM

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:33:14 AM

alienated		2011-12-17 02:33:26 AM

so this guy ( and a big group ) come into my store tonight and notice ( gasp), that I have nail polish ( revlon vixen 570 on ). Large guy. Asks me why while I am pouring him a sample of jack daniels with honey.
do you play an instrument ?
me- ummm, no, why ?
him- so why the nail polish ?
his wife or gf or lady atm said -who cares ?

I should have told him bewbs will cost me 8 grand, but nail polish is cheap.
Oh well.
I did sell them a bottle of the jack and honey though, and large guy didbna wanna hurt me

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:34:09 AM

SirTanon		2011-12-17 02:34:43 AM

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:35:26 AM

alienated: so this guy ( and a big group ) come into my store tonight and notice ( gasp), that I have nail polish ( revlon vixen 570 on ). Large guy. Asks me why while I am pouring him a sample of jack daniels with honey.
do you play an instrument ?
me- ummm, no, why ?
him- so why the nail polish ?
his wife or gf or lady atm said -who cares ?

I should have told him bewbs will cost me 8 grand, but nail polish is cheap.
Oh well.
I did sell them a bottle of the jack and honey though, and large guy didbna wanna hurt me

dl.dropbox.com

daRog		2011-12-17 02:35:28 AM

southernbelladonna: Damn autocorrect on this thing. skyrim is one word stupid macbook!

i.imgur.com

Surool		2011-12-17 02:36:02 AM

alienated		2011-12-17 02:36:07 AM

I should have just told him that I am in fact, a girl. damn
20/20 hindsight i guess.

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:36:28 AM

leftyblonde		2011-12-17 02:36:58 AM

Kate's left bewb (nsfw)

Surool		2011-12-17 02:37:32 AM

southernbelladonna		2011-12-17 02:38:01 AM

libranoelrose: Surool: libranoelrose: southernbelladonna: libranoelrose:

southernbelladonna: Vicodin makes me feel sick. I have a box of half full bottles of them from various surgeries and injuries over the past few years.

Me too, I can't eat any of that stuff that has codeine, etc, in it.

Now, I can take codeine with no problem. I usually ask for it if given a choice. The hydrocodone is unpleasant for me.

DreamyAltarBoy: southernbelladonna: Vicodin makes me feel sick. I have a box of half full bottles of them from various surgeries and injuries over the past few years.

I don't get sick, but I don't know why anyone would use this drug recreationally.

Yeah, I don't understand it either.

Porous Horace		2011-12-17 02:39:09 AM

I am Simon Quinlank, Master Of Hobbies!
(and not like that idiot Neil Petarch, who only knows a few stupid hobbies)

Today we're going to do a hobby that's good if you like sitting for hours, staring at stupid images, bad jokes and memes. Today's hobby is called: Fark LP Thread Posting.

What you'll need for today's hobby:
A computer.
An LP Fark thread.
Access to an Internet search engine.
A flask of weak lemon drink.
And ... an imagination!

First, scour the Internet for amusing images.
Then, make a note of their urls and repost them in the Fark thread.
You may drink your weak lemon drink now or save it for later.
Continue doing this until the thread closes or you get bored or your mother calls you up from the basement to eat your spaghetti-o's.

That is the hobby for today. I shall return next time with a new hobby for I am Simon Quinlank - Lord of All Hobbies!

daRog		2011-12-17 02:40:03 AM

leftyblonde		2011-12-17 02:40:29 AM

quit staring at her bewb!

DreamyAltarBoy		2011-12-17 02:40:38 AM

Creepy holiday hobby: Follow a shopper to their car as if to get their parking spot, wait for them to pull out, then continue to follow them.

Surool		2011-12-17 02:41:10 AM

daRog: [darog.smbks.net image 575x383]

that is awesome.

alienated		2011-12-17 02:41:35 AM

libranoelrose 2011-12-17 02:36:28 AM
I almost spit out my joose mango at that one. thanks

/not being sarcastic

SirTanon		2011-12-17 02:41:56 AM

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:42:00 AM

southernbelladonna		2011-12-17 02:42:27 AM

Surool		2011-12-17 02:42:44 AM

knotty

DreamyAltarBoy		2011-12-17 02:42:57 AM

"I smell the whiskey on your breath, and it reminds me of my mom".

leftyblonde		2011-12-17 02:43:54 AM

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:44:39 AM

alienated: libranoelrose 2011-12-17 02:36:28 AM
I almost spit out my joose mango at that one. thanks

/not being sarcastic

:D

I'm sure you were much better than the service we had tonight.

It's awesome going on a Secret Shopper venture to a restaurant and actually have an effect on their service when we get home.

Plus it makes the shiatty service worth it since the food is free!

Sorry to hear you had an asshole to deal with tonite.

Surool		2011-12-17 02:45:31 AM

Just thinkin about stuff

leftyblonde		2011-12-17 02:45:37 AM

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:45:56 AM

DreamyAltarBoy		2011-12-17 02:45:57 AM

She showed me a picture of Anthony Perkins and claimed it was her father. I took it as a sign that the relationship had to end before I could sleep.

Porous Horace		2011-12-17 02:46:28 AM

southernbelladonna		2011-12-17 02:46:58 AM

libranoelrose		2011-12-17 02:47:08 AM

Tony_Pepperoni		2011-12-17 02:47:34 AM

Vortex Dweller		2011-12-17 02:48:00 AM

DreamyAltarBoy: "I smell the whiskey on your breath, and it reminds me of my mom".

To think... I almost didn't drink tonight.

/almost

alienated		2011-12-17 02:48:01 AM

Seeing Craig Ferguson live is , well, good. I would say that its fun
but the seats in the studio are real ass-busters, and due to the fact that madhonib uses a device now to move about- we got seated last. We still had a good time
And- parking is free- so one can check out the farmers market if so inclined