I am almost tempted to buy this for the lulz...but I would rather get my TF back instead. Sorry Gwyneth, I will have to pass on your pretentious tour for the moment...

I actually know a good number of women who think just like her. We visited a neighbor recently and I complimented her new dining room table. She said the list was $12,000 but she was "lucky" to get it for $9,000. My wife shot me a look like "isn't she a piece of work?".

Whatever. People like her are out of touch. If I let people like that bother me, I'd never enjoy life.

When did Andy Kaufman start performing as Gwyneth Paltrow?

You know, I never got the whining about her.. until now.

Atomic Spunk: She said the list was $12,000 but she was "lucky" to get it for $9,000. My wife shot me a look like "isn't she a piece of work?".

What, your wife wouldn't try to get a 25% discount?

Yeah, and that lady is the "piece of work."

When did Fark decide to worry about Gwyneth's lifestyle instead of wanting to penis her? Because things have changed here all of a sudden.... It's not like she's shown up with her head shaved and swinging an umbrella.
I'll link this cause it's a bit big for the thread.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hoag_L-SZE/TYZXaXWUb2I/AAAAAAAAG5o/J_-Ops 2H ON4/s1600/Gwyneth%2BPaltrow7.JPG
/just sayin....

ArcadianRefugee: Atomic Spunk: She said the list was $12,000 but she was "lucky" to get it for $9,000. My wife shot me a look like "isn't she a piece of work?".

What, your wife wouldn't try to get a 25% discount?

Yeah, and that lady is the "piece of work."

I once saw a plain pink t-shirt in the Courrèges shop for 1500 euros. If some woman told me shoe managed to get it for only 1000 euros, I would not compliment her on her consumer savvy.
But maybe that's just me.

Kurmudgeon:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hoag_L-SZE/TYZXaXWUb2I/AAAAAAAAG5o/J_-Ops 2H ON4/s1600/Gwyneth%2BPaltrow7.JPG
/just sayin....


Thank you!

Kurmudgeon: When did Fark decide to worry about Gwyneth's lifestyle instead of wanting to penis her? Because things have changed here all of a sudden.... It's not like she's shown up with her head shaved and swinging an umbrella.
I'll link this cause it's a bit big for the thread.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hoag_L-SZE/TYZXaXWUb2I/AAAAAAAAG5o/J_-Ops 2H ON4/s1600/Gwyneth%2BPaltrow7.JPG
/just sayin....

Because she opened her mouth and everyone found out she was a vapid coont.

Kurmudgeon: When did Fark decide to worry about Gwyneth's lifestyle instead of wanting to penis her?

Years ago. But like I said, I didn't understand it, until now.

yet she somehow manages to relate to us common folk with hits like "country strong"

Rich woman creates an app to give tours of cities to rich people? THAT biatch IS OUT OF TOUCH.

/wait. that other thing.
//in touch with those around her.

ecor1: Because she opened her mouth and everyone found out she was a vapid coont.

There was an article that I think may have been linked here where she is talking about her must have items to live comfortably (now granted, I think the article was in Elle Decor) - one of her "must haves" was handpainted wallpaper that cost an ungodly amount per roll. She was; however, kind enough to give us the manufacture's info so we could order our own.

Although I had figured it out long before this, that was the tipping point for me. Even Martha Stewart is not that stupid...

eldritch2k4: Rich woman creates an app to give tours of cities to rich people? THAT biatch IS OUT OF TOUCH.

/wait. that other thing.
//in touch with those around her.

You are missing the point - rich people are not going to turn to some rich white chick to give them a app tour of where they should and should not go. Well, unless it is new money (like maybe the Jersey Shore cast or something). She is still saying she is a rich coont by offering them this service for $3.99 - "live like me and you can be fabulous too, darling!!!" Old money would be quite disdainful of these kind of shenanigans...

I don't think that the turn-off is Gwyneth blabbing about her own life, a successful actress married to a rock star. People have an insatiable appetite for details about lifestyles of the rich and famous - look at the traffic celebrity blogs get. The problem is that 1) Gwyneth Paltrow has the gall to present herself as a "stay-at-home mom" who does everything for her kids herself when she has a full staff and 2) she seems to be recommending her own favorites, oblivious to the fact that they're completely out of the reach of most people.

padraig: ArcadianRefugee: Atomic Spunk: She said the list was $12,000 but she was "lucky" to get it for $9,000. My wife shot me a look like "isn't she a piece of work?".

What, your wife wouldn't try to get a 25% discount?

Yeah, and that lady is the "piece of work."

I once saw a plain pink t-shirt in the Courrèges shop for 1500 euros. If some woman told me shoe managed to get it for only 1000 euros, I would not compliment her on her consumer savvy.
But maybe that's just me.

What if the coloration was from the menstrual blood of an extinct species? Huh? What then?

I still want to penis her mightily. Unfortunately, she'd probably just go on and on afterward about how her vaginal fluids have been replaced with a mixture made from rare fruit picked from trees on the southern facing slope of the Himalayas costing somewhere in the high six figures but got it at a steep discount of somewhere slightly lower in the high six figures while her uterus was swapped out for a decorative vase dating back to the Ottoman Empire and her pubic hair was individually plucked out and replaced with that of Queen Elizabeth I. It's painful and pricey, but you've not known luxury until you've worn royal bush, dah-ling.

SnakeMan: What difference does it make what her race is, Subby? Do you have something against white people, such that "white affluence" is a worse thing than plain old affluence?

It's hip to say stuff like that these days

Jizz Master Zero: I still want to penis her mightily. Unfortunately, she'd probably just go on and on afterward.......

I was told I wouldn't have to stick around for that part.

/Would still be worth it.

I keep reading it as "insufferable white flatulence". It's giving me a craving for some navy beans and ham.

Even if I buy her app I still won't have a chance with her.

Or maybe I will ... what do you think?

Oh Gwyneth, you lovely conth.

She's the average rich liberal elite. Nothing new. Nothing exciting.

What I cant stand is how she makes it sound like having a children is a joy. She never seems to have a day where she wants to stick her head in the oven. Must have good nannys.

Jizz Master Zero: I still want to penis her mightily. Unfortunately, she'd probably just go on and on afterward about how her vaginal fluids have been replaced with a mixture made from rare fruit picked from trees on the southern facing slope of the Himalayas costing somewhere in the high six figures but got it at a steep discount of somewhere slightly lower in the high six figures while her uterus was swapped out for a decorative vase dating back to the Ottoman Empire and her pubic hair was individually plucked out and replaced with that of Queen Elizabeth I. It's painful and pricey, but you've not known luxury until you've worn royal bush, dah-ling.

+1 to you, good sir!

FatMason: I keep reading it as "insufferable white flatulence". It's giving me a craving for some navy beans and ham.

More like corned beef and cabbage.

Atomic Spunk: I actually know a good number of women who think just like her. We visited a neighbor recently and I complimented her new dining room table. She said the list was $12,000 but she was "lucky" to get it for $9,000. My wife shot me a look like "isn't she a piece of work?".

Whatever. People like her are out of touch. If I let people like that bother me, I'd never enjoy life.

Ugh.

The instant somebody tells me how much they paid for a very expensive item I assume they (1)have no class and (2)probably could barely afford it if at all.

Plus, anybody who paid that much for a table is retarded.

dittybopper: FatMason: I keep reading it as "insufferable white flatulence". It's giving me a craving for some navy beans and ham.

More like corned beef and cabbage.

Does her app tell you the best deli in NYC for that?

Mugato: What does her being a liberal have to do with anything, besides the need to inject partisan bullshiat into every subject?

Rich liberals are frequently clueless about the poor people they natter on about. See: Sean Penn.

Not so sure who this would appeal to... anyone that can afford this shiat isn't looking for advice from a $3.99 app.

Mugato: [www.theprogrocker.com image 600x426]

WHATS IN THE BOX!?!?!?!

She's old Northeast money, right?

I dated a girl like this for a couple months. Always had to have the latest Apple item the day it came out. Leased a Volkswagon CC AND a Hummer. Her "every day" watch cost $500....

Broke up with a guy because the diamond ring that he proposed to her with didn't come from Tiffany's. No, seriously - that was the reason. He actually expected her to wear a diamond that wasn't from Tiffany's.

Yeah, we didn't last.

Jizz Master Zero: I still want to penis her mightily. Unfortunately, she'd probably just go on and on afterward about how her vaginal fluids have been replaced with a mixture made from rare fruit picked from trees on the southern facing slope of the Himalayas costing somewhere in the high six figures but got it at a steep discount of somewhere slightly lower in the high six figures while her uterus was swapped out for a decorative vase dating back to the Ottoman Empire and her pubic hair was individually plucked out and replaced with that of Queen Elizabeth I. It's painful and pricey, but you've not known luxury until you've worn royal bush, dah-ling.

Good news, though; if yesterday's thread is any indication, you'll have little competition from fellow farkers for that one.

There's already a website for this crap - "Stuff white people like."