a rarely-seen species

You know what will kill them instantly, though? Methane leaks.

I've punched tougher animals in my time. I'm not saying it wouldn't give me a decent fight, but once I dragged it out of the water and started hammering it with elbow drops it would go down like the rest.

MayoSlather: I've punched tougher animals in my time. I'm not saying it wouldn't give me a decent fight, but once I dragged it out of the water and started hammering it with elbow drops it would go down like the rest.

Pussy. I'd just dive in there and choke it out underwater. That's right, I'd choke out a shark.

You missed the real story, 3 pictures to the right.

VTGremlin: MayoSlather: I've punched tougher animals in my time. I'm not saying it wouldn't give me a decent fight, but once I dragged it out of the water and started hammering it with elbow drops it would go down like the rest.

Pussy. I'd just dive in there and choke it out underwater. That's right, I'd choke out a shark.


Jesus tap dancing Christ another farking internet tough guy here....Why don't you go back to choking out your chicken, and let a man handle this before you hurt yourself.

Salmon sharks are the cooler cold water shark species.

A shark so rare that the shot had to be put together in a green room.

200 years... sheeeit.

this is a 23-foot-long shark. (hyphens!)
This shark is 23 feet long. (no hyphens!)

Sorry... grammar nazi moment.

Polar bears are nothing against FUS RO DAH!

snuff3r: TFA: "The sharks are known to prey on large seals but I never felt threatened."

That's what everyone says till they're eaten BY A FRICKEN SHARK.

I was gonna say maybe "not swimming in arctic waters around a bunch of animals barely halfway up the food chain" was a good choice if you're scared, but it sounds like this guy _wants_ to hang around feeding sharks, so I guess that's not really an option?

Pictures of the day: 13 December 2021

The last Greenland Shark is shown in 40-foot diameter tank in Cincinnati, Ohio. It is the first animal ever recorded actually trying to commit suicide.

CavalierEternal: The average TFette?

I didn't know subby's mom was a TFette.

WaitWhatWhy: CavalierEternal: The average TFette?

I didn't know subby's mom was a TFette.

Took you Farkers long enough.

themadtupper: FTFA: They can survive for more than 200 years

Is that true? Wikipedia gives a [Citation Needed] on that. That's like, 2 parrots-worth of living.

"Aging a Greenland shark is practically impossible since it does not have vertebral growth rings as do many other species. Therefore, aging a Greenland shark would require the capture and measurement of a newborn pup followed by periodical recapture and measuring until the end of its natural life. Doing this in captivity would not reflect the natural growth rate of a shark in its natural environment, and doing this in the wild over a long period, say 200 years, would require several generations of researchers as well as an extreme range tracking system, the likes of which does not yet exist."

Greenland Shark and Elasmobranch Education and Research Group

also: "In the summer, the shark is normally found at great depth (up to 2,200 m)"

You know what else? I can't html when drunk this late in my day.

First thing that came to mind:


/She's sensitive about her weight

Eating dead polar bears that's about it. Only animal that can and will try a live one is a Killer Whale.
/Just ask Jaws Link (new window)

We're gonna need a bigger umiak.

bradleycsimpson: You missed the real story, 3 pictures to the right.



Suddenly, I want a salad.

Parthenogenetic: bradleycsimpson: You missed the real story, 3 pictures to the right.

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Suddenly, I want a salad.

suddenly, i wanna toss her salad.......wait...whut?

What is the point of a mobile site that doesn't provide any of the content to mobile users?

/can't crap to this.

Dammit. They told me that interview about my penis was off the record.

I think that thing appeared in one of the Zelda games as some sort of minor god.

snuff3r: TFA: "The sharks are known to prey on large seals but I never felt threatened."

That's what everyone says till they're eaten BY A FRICKEN SHARK.

My thoughts EXACTLY.

I give up... 25 pics in and there's nothing that could eat a polar bear, unless you are speaking of hot British girls in bikinis waiting in a line, for some reason.

I click the link and I see a picture of a tree on a roof...

I want to see one fight a honey badger.

bradleycsimpson: You missed the real story, 3 pictures to the right.

4 people is a pretty long queue... not sure if its record breaking tho

/not Photoshopped

Still not as fearsome as honey badgers. They just don't give a shiat.