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Sgygus
2011-12-13 10:27:30 PM
None of the 10 live next door.
HawgWild
2011-12-13 10:31:30 PM
You can only come up with ten?!
R.A.Danny
2011-12-13 10:34:05 PM
Lovely bunch of women, all very different looking. I can't say some are hotter than others.
Godscrack
2011-12-13 10:41:12 PM
They forgot Tom Cruise.
GAT_00
2011-12-13 10:45:38 PM
I fapped to 10 hotter women earlier today, and they weren't even famous.
Bunnyhat
2011-12-14 12:26:24 AM
There's just something about Jennifer Aniston for me.
Maybe it was seeing her nipples through her shirt all through out Friends. For the young teen that I was who didn't have the fabled internet for porn yet, it was really something.
poonesfarm
2011-12-14 12:44:13 AM
HawgWild
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You can only come up with ten?!
lasercannon
2011-12-14 12:47:26 AM
Betty White
unicron702
2011-12-14 12:47:30 AM
poonesfarm
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HawgWild: You can only come up with ten?!
I can go into a Walmart at 2am and probably find 10 hotter.
SevenizGud
2011-12-14 12:48:33 AM
10 counts of no.
Put ScarJo's hooters on Theron and you've got a winner
JasonOfOrillia
2011-12-14 12:49:04 AM
Who the hell is number 2? She looks like Lohan but without the coke, booze or meth.
Just_a_Bear
2011-12-14 12:50:31 AM
HawgWild
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You can only come up with ten?!
done in two
ecmoRandomNumbers
2011-12-14 12:51:15 AM
Justin Bieber.
Whatthefark
2011-12-14 12:51:39 AM
I know I'll get shiat for this, but I don't think Penelope Cruz is that hot. She's pretty, but in the realm of hot Latin women, she's average.
/Jennifer Aniston IS hotter than Courtney Cox.
dehehn
2011-12-14 12:52:18 AM
Bunnyhat
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There's just something about Jennifer Aniston for me.
Maybe it was seeing her nipples through her shirt all through out Friends. For the young teen that I was who didn't have the fabled internet for porn yet, it was really something.
Kids today will never understand how precious porn once was. I remember my excitement at finding an old playboy in the woods. Or the endless pursuit of spotting a nipple in the scrambled porn.
It was once a right of passage to steal a porn VHS from your brother/uncle's stash. Now it's just too easy.
EthelPP
2011-12-14 12:54:58 AM
List fails without Salma Hayek. OMG. I'm (mostly) straight, but I would wreck her. And Zooey. OMG. Zooey.
wholedamnshow
2011-12-14 12:57:21 AM
unicron702
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I can go into a Walmart at 2am and probably find 10 hotter.
And what Walmart would this be?
The Onanist
2011-12-14 12:59:34 AM
dehehn
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Bunnyhat: There's just something about Jennifer Aniston for me.
Maybe it was seeing her nipples through her shirt all through out Friends. For the young teen that I was who didn't have the fabled internet for porn yet, it was really something.
Kids today will never understand how precious porn once was. I remember my excitement at finding an old playboy in the woods. Or the endless pursuit of spotting a nipple in the scrambled porn.
It was once a right of passage to steal a porn VHS from your brother/uncle's stash. Now it's just too easy.
Truer words have never been spoken.
texdent
2011-12-14 12:59:54 AM
SevenizGud
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Put ScarJo's hooters on Theron and you've got a winner
Quick, someone photoshop this!
HBK
2011-12-14 01:05:02 AM
Charlize Theron was the only hotter girl on the entire list.
Courtney Cox? Really? Maybe in Bon Jovi-Ace Venture days, but not now.
Phoenix_M
2011-12-14 01:06:40 AM
You know that meth'd out chick that hangs out on the corner of Golden Gate & Van Ness.... she hotter
the dizzle
2011-12-14 01:06:58 AM
They put Angelina Jolie first. That's cold.
themadtupper
2011-12-14 01:12:43 AM
dehehn
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Bunnyhat: There's just something about Jennifer Aniston for me.
Maybe it was seeing her nipples through her shirt all through out Friends. For the young teen that I was who didn't have the fabled internet for porn yet, it was really something.
Kids today will never understand how precious porn once was. I remember my excitement at finding an old playboy in the woods. Or the endless pursuit of spotting a nipple in the scrambled porn.
It was once a right of passage to steal a porn VHS from your brother/uncle's stash. Now it's just too easy.
Imagine how many girls will have to be involved with god-only-knows how many cups for you children and grandchildren to be able to rub one out. Shocking.
wraith95
2011-12-14 01:13:53 AM
dehehn
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Bunnyhat: There's just something about Jennifer Aniston for me.
Maybe it was seeing her nipples through her shirt all through out Friends. For the young teen that I was who didn't have the fabled internet for porn yet, it was really something.
Kids today will never understand how precious porn once was. I remember my excitement at finding an old playboy in the woods. Or the endless pursuit of spotting a nipple in the scrambled porn.
It was once a right of passage to steal a porn VHS from your brother/uncle's stash. Now it's just too easy.
I remember one night the Spice channel was jumping between scrambled and unscrambled in like two second increments. I thought I died and went to heaven. Or the other random times porn was just unscrambled. It only happened early in the beginning of the service. People must have complained.
taxandspend
2011-12-14 01:14:24 AM
More like 5 women who are hotter than Jenn An and five women who are not.
drjekel_mrhyde
2011-12-14 01:20:39 AM
Summer Glau, and I hate her ugly ass.
Dwight_Yeast
2011-12-14 01:23:48 AM
11) Charro.
MrEricSir
2011-12-14 01:29:34 AM
HawgWild
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You can only come up with ten?!
Only? How many can you think of before you start fapping?
italie
2011-12-14 01:31:45 AM
You only need one, and her name is Monica Bellucci.
//If you really need two, throw in a Diane Lane for good measure.
MrEricSir
2011-12-14 01:32:45 AM
Phoenix_M
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You know that meth'd out chick that hangs out on the corner of Golden Gate & Van Ness.... she hotter
Hell, some of the "women" on Polk are hotter.
kab
2011-12-14 01:34:52 AM
HawgWild
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You can only come up with ten?!
Even worse, they actually only came up with about 8. Maybe 7, depending on who you ask.
NASAM
2011-12-14 01:38:54 AM
Angelina Jolie is not hotter than Jennifer Aniston. Not by a long shot.
I'll never understand why people think that skinny, big lipped skank is hot.
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-14 01:39:04 AM
//haters gonna hate
SundaesChild
2011-12-14 01:42:12 AM
Whatthefark
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I know I'll get shiat for this, but I don't think Penelope Cruz is that hot. She's pretty, but in the realm of hot Latin women, she's average.
/Jennifer Aniston IS hotter than Courtney Cox.
She's no Salma Hayek (Penelope).
I think Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Courtney Cox. Anyway, none of them are Kate Winslet, who is my personal girl crush.
libranoelrose
2011-12-14 01:51:16 AM
libranoelrose
2011-12-14 01:51:51 AM
violentsalvation
2011-12-14 01:54:42 AM
GAT_00
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I fapped to 10 hotter women earlier today, and they weren't even famous.
libranoelrose
2011-12-14 01:55:06 AM
libranoelrose
2011-12-14 01:56:52 AM
libranoelrose
2011-12-14 01:57:50 AM
Harry_Seldon
2011-12-14 01:59:17 AM
Bonanza Jellybean
2011-12-14 02:00:31 AM
Hell, I
know
ten chicks that are hotter than Aniston in her prime.
r1niceboy
2011-12-14 02:04:40 AM
skinink
2011-12-14 02:08:20 AM
My apologies to the article writer who asked Anniston on a date but she turned him down and forced him to write an article about women who are hotter than Jenn Anniston. Personally Itake all ten women listed plus Anniston.
steamingpile
2011-12-14 02:13:27 AM
Bonanza Jellybean
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Hell, I know ten chicks that are hotter than Aniston in her prime.
No you dont.
10-15 years ago was her prime and all the women tried to look like her, she was farking hot and still is, my only guess is that shes a bore in bed and is why Pitt dumped her for Jolie, outside of Jolie being a freak I have never found her someone that I would step on children to get close to her.
DarkPascual
2011-12-14 02:14:15 AM
I'm not saying that Aniston isn't attractive, but...
... yeah...
/Everybody has it's taste...
r1niceboy
2011-12-14 02:17:44 AM
I'm not too ashamed to admit that I like quite a few pixie-ish amateur porn sluts that have come and gone.
Although whoever said Monica Bellucci deserves recognition for having good taste.
Jim_Callahan
2011-12-14 02:20:16 AM
HawgWild
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You can only come up with ten?!
It's an entertainment rag, if they published any article containing a number higher than ten it would blow a fuse in most of their readers' brains. Wouldn't be a very good business decision.
libranoelrose
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Hm, the fact that I looked at that picture and my first reaction was "mm, Black label, good choice" probably indicates that I should go back on the wagon for a while.
the dizzle
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They put Angelina Jolie first. That's cold.
Given her age group, she's still pretty attractive. Albeit with the standard celebrity-sized dose of stupid and the whole married thing, but still, no reason to hate.
HideAndGoFarkYourself
2011-12-14 02:21:51 AM
I am not gonna studman69 here, but I am not attracted to Angelina Jolie in the least.
themadtupper
2011-12-14 02:23:22 AM
Jim_Callahan
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[i.imgur.com image 640x859]
Hm, the fact that I looked at that picture and my first reaction was
"mm, Black label, good choice
" probably indicates that I should go back on the wagon for a while.
So I take it you don't really like whiskey.
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