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(Telegraph) Strange Japan to release packs of wild monkeys to test radiation levels in Fukushima. Best case scenario: hundreds of dead monkeys. Worst case scenario: Planet of the Apes II   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 125
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 08:56:11 PM
You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
 
Indolent [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 08:59:46 PM
"Damn them all to hell."

*pounds fist on sandy beach.*
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:07:52 PM
What does James Franco think of this?
 
Mog32Kupo [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:08:31 PM
Oh this gonna end well
 
God Is My Co-Pirate
2011-12-13 09:09:51 PM
You fools, don't taunt them!
 
flamingboar [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:09:58 PM
Nothing bad can happen there!
 
Enema Man
2011-12-13 09:10:28 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
One Bad Apple
2011-12-13 09:10:32 PM
Paging Radioactive Ape to the thread and wishing him good luck.
 
jmr61 [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:12:00 PM
Wow, didn't see this coming.
 
lewismarktwo
2011-12-13 09:12:03 PM
Aren't radiation levels expected to be very low... like close to background? I suppose there could be some radioactive dust they could stir up.
 
23FPB23
2011-12-13 09:12:29 PM
thecomedypoint.com
 
cowgirl toffee [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:13:50 PM
The effects of radiation...

img850.imageshack.us
 
Jon H
2011-12-13 09:14:02 PM
The ginger 'great apes' were the smart ones!

/your arguments are futile
 
some_beer_drinker
2011-12-13 09:14:11 PM
WTF, Japan, really??????

why not cats? or cows? or teenage turtles...now wait a second...
 
Nana's Vibrator
2011-12-13 09:14:23 PM
Be honest. You had as little knowledge of geiger monkeys as I did.
 
jayhawk88
2011-12-13 09:14:44 PM
There could be benefits as well.

www.geek.com
 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme
2011-12-13 09:14:49 PM
Nuclear power is totally safe. See? So safe a monkey can do it. They are one step above Fark nuclear experts on an evolutionary chart.

: ( isn't this animal abuse?
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:15:15 PM
Worst case scenarios
latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com
library.thinkquest.org

Best case scenario
profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
davidphogan
2011-12-13 09:15:34 PM
I thought Japan was going to unleash Godzilla on us, not Planet of the Apes.
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-12-13 09:16:38 PM
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: Nuclear power is totally safe. See? So safe a monkey can do it. They are one step above Fark nuclear experts on an evolutionary chart.

: ( isn't this animal abuse?

Not if they get superpowers or grow tentacles.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:18:40 PM
Best case scenario: hundreds of dead monkeys. Worst case scenario: Planet of the Apes II

Isn't that backwards?
 
farkin_Gary
2011-12-13 09:19:15 PM
Good luck, we're all count-

I mean:

ooo ooo oo ahhh ahhh oooo oo ahhh ooo ahhhhh eeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeee!!!!
 
Le Geno Vert
2011-12-13 09:19:27 PM
Best case scenario...

www.paulkidby.com

/i'm sorry!
//I didn't mean monkey!
 
Webulator
2011-12-13 09:19:27 PM
Annie's Boobs used to test for radiation in Japan
 
Summer Glau's Love Slave
2011-12-13 09:19:55 PM
I, for one, welcome our new, radioactive ape overlords.

/What could possibly go wrong?
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:20:02 PM
monkey != ape
 
GungFu
2011-12-13 09:20:34 PM
Why cookie radioactive?
 
Kanemano
2011-12-13 09:20:51 PM
28.media.tumblr.com

Simpsons did it
 
pervvywanker
2011-12-13 09:21:07 PM
Can't they use these instead?:
berkeley.news21.com
 
Smeggy Smurf
2011-12-13 09:21:22 PM
images.wikia.com

/should not have been the first
 
texdent [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:22:11 PM
pervvywanker: Can't they use these instead?:
[berkeley.news21.com image 550x366]

Yes, because everyone wants to deal with radioactive prisoners
 
Revek [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:22:13 PM
Please no more planet of the apes. The apes that are here are already are band enough!
 
Kanemano
2011-12-13 09:22:22 PM
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: : ( isn't this animal abuse?

the monkeys live there anyway, they are just tagging them with detectors
 
lilbjorn
2011-12-13 09:24:45 PM
Forget sending in the poor monkeys. Just round up several executives from companies that a year ago were insisting that nuclear power is 100% safe.
 
0MGWTFBBQ
2011-12-13 09:26:16 PM
I, for one, welcome our new radioactive simian overlords!

/from omicron persei 8 and taste like poplars
 
Ryker's Peninsula
2011-12-13 09:26:46 PM
Monkey Caesium-137, monkey do.
 
Vantango84
2011-12-13 09:27:03 PM
Am I the only one that thinks this is awesome? I mean, beyond the parts that are obviously not awesome...
 
kayanlau
2011-12-13 09:30:18 PM
Great news! Now they can get elections started again. Let's hope the next pack of monkeys will actually do better in parliament.
 
veedeevadeevoodee
2011-12-13 09:30:55 PM
cf1.imgobject.com

/ shiat gonna get REAL
 
ktybear
2011-12-13 09:31:48 PM
The collars will detachable remotely at the end of the experiment

and then they detachable back on figuratively at the commencement of the monkey
 
Sticky Hands
2011-12-13 09:33:00 PM
Awesome! Free monkeys!
 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:36:35 PM
Le Geno Vert: Best case scenario...

[www.paulkidby.com image 180x249]

/i'm sorry!
//I didn't mean monkey!

Oook
 
shanrick [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:37:02 PM
Escape From the Planet of Retarded Monkeys
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:38:14 PM
lilbjorn: Forget sending in the poor monkeys. Just round up several executives from companies that a year ago were insisting that nuclear power is 100% safe barring a once-in-a-century disaster.

FTFY. But by all means, go on with your fear-mongering. Nuclear energy is GOING TO KILL YOU, BOOGA BOOGA!!!
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:39:50 PM
pervvywanker: Can't they use these instead?:
[berkeley.news21.com image 550x366]

Pics from your family reunion?
 
leonel
2011-12-13 09:41:29 PM
This is how RadiAIDS is born!
 
pervvywanker
2011-12-13 09:41:59 PM
2wolves: pervvywanker: Can't they use these instead?:
[berkeley.news21.com image 550x366]

Pics from your family reunion?

Which one is yo' daddy?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:43:26 PM
texdent: pervvywanker: Can't they use these instead?:
[berkeley.news21.com image 550x366]

Yes, because everyone wants to deal with radioactive prisoners

This.
 
Nina Haagen Dazs [TotalFark]
2011-12-13 09:43:27 PM
i48.photobucket.com
 
Genju
2011-12-13 09:43:38 PM
Sending 12 of them?
 
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