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(CNN) Fail United States servicemen will sally down to the Seychelles seashore to secure a slightly smashed drone   (security.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 69
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2011-12-13 05:10:48 PM
Wouldn't it be better to equip these things with self-destruct devices? It seems like we care far too much more about keeping the farkers intact than we do about the security of keeping critical technology out of the hands of pariah governments.
 
2011-12-13 05:38:24 PM
www.tarstarkas.net
 
2011-12-13 05:50:03 PM
I can't even say it right in my head!
 
2011-12-13 05:50:15 PM
HUGS for the headline :-)
 
2011-12-13 05:51:00 PM
Well the Seychelles are very beautiful. Give me a few million dollars and a few months and I will track down that drone for uncle sam
 
2011-12-13 05:52:15 PM
casual disregard: Wouldn't it be better to equip these things with self-destruct devices? It seems like we care far too much more about keeping the farkers intact than we do about the security of keeping critical technology out of the hands of pariah governments.

Ask a bean counter if a couple dollars worth of C4 and a detonator are more cost effective than letting Iran get their hands on sensitive technology.

Their answer will be DERP
 
2011-12-13 05:53:12 PM
Didn't a drone crash in Pakistan too? 3 in 5-6 days? Something doesn't seem right.
 
2011-12-13 05:53:32 PM
www.wearysloth.com

We should just duct tape big pointy sticks to them and call them RC Lawn Darts from now on.
 
2011-12-13 05:58:37 PM
One of the best pornos I ever watched was filmed in the Seychelles. Even without the hot chicks getting banged on the hood of a jeep it still looks like an amazing place.
 
2011-12-13 05:58:48 PM
These things must be everywhere. How long before some asshat shoots one down over here thinking it's a UFO.
 
2011-12-13 05:59:23 PM
casual disregard: Wouldn't it be better to equip these things with self-destruct devices? It seems like we care far too much more about keeping the farkers intact than we do about the security of keeping critical technology out of the hands of pariah governments.

the MSM told me this morning while i was sippin' mah sugary coffay that this was because the termination systems are also usually the most likely to cause a catastrophic failure of the drone to occur. Engineers can't agree on how sensitive the failsafe should be. Devices equipped with SDMs sometimes fail themselves by blowin' the shiat up by assident, or fail to blow it up when necessary. Some pansy douches also argue that building in the capability to 'splode (no matter the size of the explosion) effectively arms them.

so instead they focus on keeping the drones from being shot down and captured (or even noticed) in the first place. all locally stored dataz0rz are supposedly encrypted. didn't i read a news story fairly recently (within the last year) about some information being sent completely naked that was intercepted though? i think it was in one of them sandy warzone areas there.
 
2011-12-13 05:59:24 PM
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2011-12-13 06:00:35 PM
casual disregard: Wouldn't it be better to equip these things with self-destruct devices? It seems like we care far too much more about keeping the farkers intact than we do about the security of keeping critical technology out of the hands of pariah governments.

This drone crashed at its own air base... hardly enemy territory.
 
2011-12-13 06:00:59 PM
drjekel_mrhyde: These things must be everywhere. How long before some asshat shoots one down over here thinking it's a UFO.

They break down. It happens.
 
2011-12-13 06:02:05 PM
Sally Forghghghh!
Sally Forgghgch!
sally forth...
 
2011-12-13 06:05:12 PM
I was talking to a family friend recently (marine intel) and said its incredible how many of these things are in the sky at any given moment. So yeah, I figure if you have a large number of them up, a few of them might crash because there are these things called malfunctions and accidents.
 
2011-12-13 06:05:44 PM
jagarr: casual disregard: Wouldn't it be better to equip these things with self-destruct devices? It seems like we care far too much more about keeping the farkers intact than we do about the security of keeping critical technology out of the hands of pariah governments.

the MSM told me this morning while i was sippin' mah sugary coffay that this was because the termination systems are also usually the most likely to cause a catastrophic failure of the drone to occur. Engineers can't agree on how sensitive the failsafe should be. Devices equipped with SDMs sometimes fail themselves by blowin' the shiat up by assident, or fail to blow it up when necessary. Some pansy douches also argue that building in the capability to 'splode (no matter the size of the explosion) effectively arms them.

so instead they focus on keeping the drones from being shot down and captured (or even noticed) in the first place. all locally stored dataz0rz are supposedly encrypted. didn't i read a news story fairly recently (within the last year) about some information being sent completely naked that was intercepted though? i think it was in one of them sandy warzone areas there.


1. Airman Third Class Jones stares at the screen.
2. Pod X57 stops responding over Iran.
3. Airman Third Class Jones clicks the "delete" button.
4. Pod X57 becomes fireworks.

Okay!
 
2011-12-13 06:07:14 PM
You just know that Somalian pirates would be raping and pillaging Seychelles if they had better boats.
 
2011-12-13 06:10:01 PM
Submitted this with a similar headline that just plain got beat.
 
2011-12-13 06:17:31 PM
Gosling: Submitted this with a similar headline that just plain got beat boat.
 
2011-12-13 06:17:58 PM
Gosling: Submitted this with a similar headline that just plain got beat.

translation:

What a good FARK headline might look like.
 
2011-12-13 06:20:35 PM
INeedAName: Didn't a drone crash in Pakistan too? 3 in 5-6 days? Something doesn't seem right.

There are probably several hundred drones in the skies over a whole lot of the world right now. Having some crash isn't a surprise at all -- we're only paying attention because of the high profile drone crash in Iran.
 
2011-12-13 06:25:21 PM
Why did we even acknowledge that Iran's drone was real and/or ours? We immediately said, "Yep, they got it," instead of saying that they have a fake or something. Is there a rule that says we have to admit it, and somehow we're the only country that plays by the rules? The thing looks silly enough that the rest of the world might believe it's a mockup by Iran. Hell, Iran is now saying that they can control and use it against us (which is highly unlikely, but they don't seem to be constrained by the truth).

Is there some political spin on this that I'm missing, because that's really puzzling.
 
2011-12-13 06:26:11 PM
jagarr: Some pansy douches also argue that building in the capability to 'splode (no matter the size of the explosion) effectively arms them.

I think that we crossed THAT bridge a long time ago.
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2011-12-13 06:29:00 PM
JerkStore: Why did we even acknowledge that Iran's drone was real and/or ours? We immediately said, "Yep, they got it," instead of saying that they have a fake or something. Is there a rule that says we have to admit it, and somehow we're the only country that plays by the rules? The thing looks silly enough that the rest of the world might believe it's a mockup by Iran. Hell, Iran is now saying that they can control and use it against us (which is highly unlikely, but they don't seem to be constrained by the truth).

Is there some political spin on this that I'm missing, because that's really puzzling.


I'm not sure what I missed, but the only thing I saw the Feds say is "if it's real, give it back."

Mil/Int said, well, yeah we lost one. And then Iran photoshopped their possession of one. If they refuse to give it back, then they never had it at all. Iran isn't exactly a fountain of truth after all, and I for one cast a gloomy eye on their engineering department.
 
2011-12-13 06:31:06 PM
jagec: I think that we crossed THAT bridge a long time ago.

When one crashes, like the on in Iran, you've got a couple of options other than a self destruct; you can follow it up with another drone and air strike the suminabiatch, toss in a few covert ops to recover and\or destroy it, or you can just let it ride. So far experts are dismissing the claim that they can be reverse engineered because the composite metals used to create them (and give them their small radar signature) could not be reproduced even with Chinese and Russian help. The radar systems which might be equivalent to that used in the F22 relies heavily upon software that has classified safe guards in it that prevent tampering. (i.e. Self Destruct) So, instead of it going "boom" in the sky or on the ground you just destroy the software that runs the thing and viola - the opposition just landed themselves a metal bat looking thing that they can't reproduce nor have the software to make it work.

It does make me wonder if there isn't some hacking going on that's causing these things to suddenly go offline and crash.
 
2011-12-13 06:34:36 PM
CanisNoir: jagec: I think that we crossed THAT bridge a long time ago.

When one crashes, like the on in Iran, you've got a couple of options other than a self destruct; you can follow it up with another drone and air strike the suminabiatch, toss in a few covert ops to recover and\or destroy it, or you can just let it ride. So far experts are dismissing the claim that they can be reverse engineered because the composite metals used to create them (and give them their small radar signature) could not be reproduced even with Chinese and Russian help. The radar systems which might be equivalent to that used in the F22 relies heavily upon software that has classified safe guards in it that prevent tampering. (i.e. Self Destruct) So, instead of it going "boom" in the sky or on the ground you just destroy the software that runs the thing and viola - the opposition just landed themselves a metal bat looking thing that they can't reproduce nor have the software to make it work.

It does make me wonder if there isn't some hacking going on that's causing these things to suddenly go offline and crash.


Where would you get that idea from? That's just crazy talk.
 
2011-12-13 06:38:35 PM
Well, since drones of this nature came about (not too long) after I left the military I have to ask if there is not a GPS transponder in the thing that would allow us to know the location? Would answer the question of if they have it.

Or act as a beacon for some other smallish, exploding thing to take care of the evidence.
 
2011-12-13 06:39:41 PM
SearchN: Where would you get that idea from? That's just crazy talk.

So they discover a keylogger that's been mapping every keystroke a pilot makes and they aren't sure if it's harmful?? Is that a joke??

The money quote for me though, was:
"We keep wiping it off, and it keeps coming back," says a source familiar with the network infection, one of three that told Danger Room about the virus. "We think it's benign. But we just don't know."

So they keep trying to kill it and it keeps coming back but you know, we think it's harmless...

(Facepalm)
 
2011-12-13 06:43:12 PM
CanisNoir: SearchN: Where would you get that idea from? That's just crazy talk.

So they discover a keylogger that's been mapping every keystroke a pilot makes and they aren't sure if it's harmful?? Is that a joke??

The money quote for me though, was:
"We keep wiping it off, and it keeps coming back," says a source familiar with the network infection, one of three that told Danger Room about the virus. "We think it's benign. But we just don't know."

So they keep trying to kill it and it keeps coming back but you know, we think it's harmless...

(Facepalm)


Example of Military Intelligence...
 
2011-12-13 06:44:27 PM
CanisNoir: SearchN: Where would you get that idea from? That's just crazy talk.

So they discover a keylogger that's been mapping every keystroke a pilot makes and they aren't sure if it's harmful?? Is that a joke??

The money quote for me though, was:
"We keep wiping it off, and it keeps coming back," says a source familiar with the network infection, one of three that told Danger Room about the virus. "We think it's benign. But we just don't know."

So they keep trying to kill it and it keeps coming back but you know, we think it's harmless...

(Facepalm)


Yea, which makes me kind of wonder. [tinfoil hat] China does have a pretty large hacker army. Pretty convenient that a drone went down somewhere we can't retrieve it from; and the country it landed in has no issues about selling American tech to them.[/tinfoil hat]
 
2011-12-13 06:47:10 PM
casual disregard: Wouldn't it be better to equip these things with self-destruct devices? It seems like we care far too much more about keeping the farkers intact than we do about the security of keeping critical technology out of the hands of pariah governments.

It's not critical technology. The stealth drones are intentionally designed without cutting edge technology because the military expects exactly these sorts of situations to occur. Certainly it gives the Iranians something better than they had, but it's not the best the US has.
 
2011-12-13 06:47:58 PM
jagarr: didn't i read a news story fairly recently (within the last year) about some information being sent completely naked that was intercepted though? i think it was in one of them sandy warzone areas there.

Probably. I recall reading that Reapers (and presumably other drones) have the ability to transmit data (images, video, etc.) directly from the drone to allied soldiers within receiving distance (i.e. not using satellite uplinks or anything).

Distributing encryption keys to an arbitrary group of allied soldiers, who may or may not be Americans (and so may not get the necessary keys through the proper channels), presents a rather substantial challenge. It seems that the Powers That Be decided that the ability to transmit useful tactical information to troops on the ground quickly and with minimal hassle outweighed the advantage of encrypting the data. In the cases where this feature is used, the information is basically short-term, tactical data, so it's not a huge deal if bad guys were to intercept it.

I'm sure that any important data, such as control signals, is encrypted. I also presume they turn off the "local broadcast" mode when not needed.
 
2011-12-13 06:48:47 PM
CanisNoir: jagec: I think that we crossed THAT bridge a long time ago.

When one crashes, like the on in Iran, you've got a couple of options other than a self destruct; you can follow it up with another drone and air strike the suminabiatch, toss in a few covert ops to recover and\or destroy it, or you can just let it ride. So far experts are dismissing the claim that they can be reverse engineered because the composite metals used to create them (and give them their small radar signature) could not be reproduced even with Chinese and Russian help. The radar systems which might be equivalent to that used in the F22 relies heavily upon software that has classified safe guards in it that prevent tampering. (i.e. Self Destruct) So, instead of it going "boom" in the sky or on the ground you just destroy the software that runs the thing and viola - the opposition just landed themselves a metal bat looking thing that they can't reproduce nor have the software to make it work.

It does make me wonder if there isn't some hacking going on that's causing these things to suddenly go offline and crash.


Ah, yes, the conspiracy-theorists rise from the murk to invent a "hacker" just like in the movies; or a sinister gubmint plot to start a war with somebody someplace by letting them capture our (unarmed) drones or whatever; and somebody else brings up a semi-reliable source who mentions a virus that nobody can wipe out of their system blah blah blah...and it's ALL SO SINISTER HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN?!??!?!

Meanwhile, I just think of all the cars driving around with "Check Engine" lights that have been on for 18 months and nobody knows why, and the NASA space vehicles that we lost because of missing hyphens and commas in their programs; and why anybody thinks that somehow the military uses programmers or hardware that is any better than the rest of us, I have no idea.
 
2011-12-13 06:56:45 PM
SearchN: Yea, which makes me kind of wonder. [tinfoil hat] China does have a pretty large hacker army. Pretty convenient that a drone went down somewhere we can't retrieve it from; and the country it landed in has no issues about selling American tech to them.[/tinfoil hat]

Yea, my foil hat's on too: To be honest, that was one of my first thoughts. Causing an American drone to crash into Iran via covert cyberwarfare would be a pretty decent Win for China. Not only does it cause major diplomatic problems with a country we're already teetering on the verge with, but bankshot means they'd get access to the tech as well.

/Takes hat Off
 
2011-12-13 07:08:50 PM
"An unarmed MQ-9 Reaper..."

Why would you name something "Reaper" if it's unarmed? I could see something like "Janus", "Horus", "Shiva", or other impressive mythological names associated with seeing or observation. In this case, all I keep thinking about is salmon mousse.
 
2011-12-13 07:11:50 PM
Yeah, this whole situation is looking more like "wag the dog" to me. It's not as transparent as the Bush era bullshiat that was heaped on us when sabres rattled... but I think there is something to this as far as picking a fight with Iran.
 
2011-12-13 07:18:18 PM
DysphoricMania: Well, since drones of this nature came about (not too long) after I left the military I have to ask if there is not a GPS transponder in the thing that would allow us to know the location? Would answer the question of if they have it.

Or act as a beacon for some other smallish, exploding thing to take care of the evidence.


I wonder what kind of information is still being transmitted back to us.
 
2011-12-13 07:18:31 PM
I can't wait for one of these things to crash into a commercial airliner and cause an international incident. Maybe the craft it collides with would be named "Franz", now that would be subtle.
 
2011-12-13 07:30:24 PM
jagec: jagarr: Some pansy douches also argue that building in the capability to 'splode (no matter the size of the explosion) effectively arms them.

I think that we crossed THAT bridge a long time ago.
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Its a different kind of ordinance handling.

Putting self destruct charges all over it means you have a bomb in your hangar at all times. On the runway, in friendly skies, even when you're just training or the mechanics are working on it. Then there's the risk of one coming down and endangering some farm kid or random soldier who trips over it, even when its "unarmed".

...and for what reason?
You have to remember that these drones are basically skin and bones aircraft. The enemy isn't getting much but plastic fragments and radio shack parts.

Blowing him up, while satisfying, might cause a bigger political problem.
Let the Iranians or whoever dance around the wreckage. Its no skin off our teeth and we can sleep better knowing the damage was limited.
 
2011-12-13 07:32:16 PM
casual disregard: 1. Airman Third Class Jones stares at the screen.
2. Pod X57 stops responding over Iran.
3. Airman Third Class Jones clicks the "delete" button.
4. Pod X57 becomes fireworks.



Um... you understand what "stops responding" means, right?
 
2011-12-13 07:34:34 PM
Wittenberg Dropout: I can't wait for one of these things to crash into a commercial airliner and cause an international incident. Maybe the craft it collides with would be named "Franz", now that would be subtle.
.
Maybe you are an idiot.

What's the deal with downed drones anyway? OH NOES! GIVE IT BACK!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!

It's a remote controlled camera with wings. I can buy simple versions for, like, 10 bucks in an Asian toy store.
 
2011-12-13 07:39:42 PM
way south: ...and for what reason?
You have to remember that these drones are basically skin and bones aircraft. The enemy isn't getting much but plastic fragments and radio shack parts.

Blowing him up, while satisfying, might cause a bigger political problem.
Let the Iranians or whoever dance around the wreckage. Its no skin off our teeth and we can sleep better knowing the damage was limited.


Not that I necessarily believe the Iranians, but there is a distinct possibility that by studying the wreckage, they can determine the control frequencies of the drone, and that would be bad. They could then either assume control, or jam the control frequencies. A self-destruct mechanism doesn't have to be explosive; it could be thermal, or a huge capacitor that blasts all the electronics within the unit.
 
2011-12-13 07:43:39 PM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_CHINA_SEYCHELLES?SITE=AP&SEC TION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-12-12-21-46-38

China said Tuesday it is considering an offer from the Seychelles to host Chinese naval ships in the Indian Ocean island nation, highlighting the increasing global reach of a navy that recently launched its first aircraft carrier.

/moar tinfoil!
 
2011-12-13 07:46:36 PM
jimmiejaz: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_CHINA_SEYCHELLES?SITE=AP&SE C TION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-12-12-21-46-38

China said Tuesday it is considering an offer from the Seychelles to host Chinese naval ships in the Indian Ocean island nation, highlighting the increasing global reach of a navy that recently launched its first aircraft carrier.

/moar tinfoil!


Oh noes!!!! Not a single aircraft carrier!! Please,
 
2011-12-13 07:47:25 PM
The Seychelles and Australia would be such a sweet duty stations. In my day we only got places like Okinawa.
 
2011-12-13 07:50:19 PM
One Bad Apple: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

We should just duct tape big pointy sticks to them and call them RC Lawn Darts from now on.


Dammit...I came in here with the express purpose of posting that picture.
 
2011-12-13 07:54:21 PM
BigNumber12: casual disregard: 1. Airman Third Class Jones stares at the screen.
2. Pod X57 stops responding over Iran.
3. Airman Third Class Jones clicks the "delete" button.
4. Pod X57 becomes fireworks.


Um... you understand what "stops responding" means, right?


I thought about that as I was typing up my SimpList.

I was reminded of the pilot of Aeon Flux. Aeon goes way the fark deep undercover, she gets right up to her target, and then a nail stuck in her boot pierces her foot and she falls to her death. Her dying heart sends a signal to home base that she is liquidated and a sobbing technician presses a button which torches her room and every trace of her remainder personality.

Cute show, but in reality I guess it depends. If the enemy can only stop the device from responding, then we can blow it to pieces. If the enemy can stop it from responding and then prevent it from receiving any commands at all, maybe not so much. From what little indication Iran has allowed, it sounds like they were able to force it to land and no more.

As soon as the heart stops beating, burn it.
 
2011-12-13 07:56:00 PM
CanisNoir: SearchN: Yea, which makes me kind of wonder. [tinfoil hat] China does have a pretty large hacker army. Pretty convenient that a drone went down somewhere we can't retrieve it from; and the country it landed in has no issues about selling American tech to them.[/tinfoil hat]

Yea, my foil hat's on too: To be honest, that was one of my first thoughts. Causing an American drone to crash into Iran via covert cyberwarfare would be a pretty decent Win for China. Not only does it cause major diplomatic problems with a country we're already teetering on the verge with, but bankshot means they'd get access to the tech as well.

/Takes hat Off


I think people's faith in a faction of military that is as well-run, organized, and intelligent as you make them out to be is an overestimation. More than likely the guy running the drone put on the autopilot so he could go take a dump, came back, saw nothing wrong, went back to jerk off, and by the time he got back it had nose dived into the sand. He'd done this many times, but this is the first time it crashed.
 
2011-12-13 07:56:43 PM
buckler: way south: ...and for what reason?
You have to remember that these drones are basically skin and bones aircraft. The enemy isn't getting much but plastic fragments and radio shack parts.

Blowing him up, while satisfying, might cause a bigger political problem.
Let the Iranians or whoever dance around the wreckage. Its no skin off our teeth and we can sleep better knowing the damage was limited.

Not that I necessarily believe the Iranians, but there is a distinct possibility that by studying the wreckage, they can determine the control frequencies of the drone, and that would be bad. They could then either assume control, or jam the control frequencies. A self-destruct mechanism doesn't have to be explosive; it could be thermal, or a huge capacitor that blasts all the electronics within the unit.


Perhaps the drone was purposely "crash landed". Just maybe it has built in design flaws that when the Iranians reverse engineer it they will build into their design. Supposedly this is what happened to ther Soviets when they stole SST designs; they were fed bad designs.

The drone software may have a trojan or virus that when they copy it will infect their stuff.

That is if they really did get an intact drone.
 
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