If there was a

Stopped reading.

So they look like everyone else. Big deal.

So photos of actors and actresses wearing enough make up to look good on stage (and meant to be seen from far away) and people not wearing make up at all taken with bright flashes that accetuate every flaw don't look as good to the airbrushed pics you masturbate to on the internet? Grow the fark up subby.
Real people have skin with blemishes. You want perfectly flawless every time? Stick with your real doll

texdent: So they look like everyone else. Big deal.

The big deal is that I have met women who are significantly and naturally more attractive than the photoshopped divas, and yet these same women are depressed because they aren't as attractive as the photoshopped pics.

NuttierThanEver: Grow the fark up subby.
Real people have skin with blemishes. You want perfectly flawless every time? Stick with your real doll

Actually, I think the point of the article was to point out that celebrities are very much like the rest of us. And I think the point of the headline was to point out that even under these less-than-stellar circumstances, Mila Kunis still looks gorgeous.

Such negativity. You should get that looked at.

Seeing as it was too much work for the writer of this "article" to put names to faces, could someone please do so? Still missing some....

That's some weapons grade make-up all the way around.

/plastic faces

casual disregard: texdent: So they look like everyone else. Big deal.

The big deal is that I have met women who are significantly and naturally more attractive than the photoshopped divas, and yet these same women are depressed because they aren't as attractive as the photoshopped pics.

Maybe you should tell them that instead of getting your panties in a bunch about a bunch of women you'll never meet anyway.

mitchcumstein1: casual disregard: texdent: So they look like everyone else. Big deal.

The big deal is that I have met women who are significantly and naturally more attractive than the photoshopped divas, and yet these same women are depressed because they aren't as attractive as the photoshopped pics.

Maybe you should tell them that instead of getting your panties in a bunch about a bunch of women you'll never meet anyway.

Good advice. I'll tell some irrational women that they're just being emotional about something only us men understand.

Apparently you have never met a woman outside of the kitchen.

/they're kind of neat
//you might like it

casual disregard: mitchcumstein1: casual disregard: texdent: So they look like everyone else. Big deal.

The big deal is that I have met women who are significantly and naturally more attractive than the photoshopped divas, and yet these same women are depressed because they aren't as attractive as the photoshopped pics.

Maybe you should tell them that instead of getting your panties in a bunch about a bunch of women you'll never meet anyway.

Good advice. I'll tell some irrational women that they're just being emotional about something only us men understand.

Apparently you have never met a woman outside of the kitchen.

/they're kind of neat
//you might like it

That's not at all what I said, but you're quite obviously an idiot.

mitchcumstein1: That's not at all what I said, but you're quite obviously an idiot.

For fark's sake...let's deconstruct:

1) Maybe you should tell them that
a) I'll tell some irrational women that
2) instead of getting your panties in a bunch
b) (I'll have you know I'm totally naked when I post on Fark)
3) about a bunch of women you'll never meet anyway.
c) ???

I gave up cause I got tired midway. Sorry!

I feel like we're drinking buddies already.

casual disregard: mitchcumstein1: That's not at all what I said, but you're quite obviously an idiot.

For fark's sake...let's deconstruct:

1) Maybe you should tell them that
a) I'll tell some irrational women that
2) instead of getting your panties in a bunch
b) (I'll have you know I'm totally naked when I post on Fark)
3) about a bunch of women you'll never meet anyway.
c) ???

I gave up cause I got tired midway. Sorry!

I feel like we're drinking buddies already.

I never said they were irrational. You said they were, I never said that. I told you to tell pretty women that they're pretty.

mitchcumstein1: I never said they were irrational. You said they were, I never said that. I told you to tell pretty women that they're pretty.

Not so. What you told me was "Maybe you should tell them that instead of getting your panties in a bunch about a bunch of women you'll never meet anyway."

I don't see the word pretty there. At best, it was a lukewarm personal insult, and probably not made at face-value.

/we're still drinking buddies, dammit, i don't care what you say

I fail to see what is supposed to be wrong with the first two pics (Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Anniston). Even looking at super-zoom, high-res pics in which hardly anybody looks decent, they look pretty damn good to me. They're both in their 40s, fer Chrissake--but you wouldn't know it from those pics.

FriarReb98: Seeing as it was too much work for the writer of this "article" to put names to faces, could someone please do so? Still missing some....

Just mouse over them.

Talon: OH MY GOD THEY HAVE PORES! HIDEOUS MONSTROCITIES!

Never noticed her mouth is slightly off center

So, they look like everyone else then? *yawn*

The airbrush they so heavily rely on is often making up for that other part that people look for in a person - a personality.

I'm sorry, I had something meaningful to say, but I have become hopelessly mesmerized by the image of Redskins cheerleader DAT ASS currently overwhelming my senses on every page of this site.

casual disregard: mitchcumstein1: I never said they were irrational. You said they were, I never said that. I told you to tell pretty women that they're pretty.

Not so. What you told me was "Maybe you should tell them that instead of getting your panties in a bunch about a bunch of women you'll never meet anyway."

I don't see the word pretty there. At best, it was a lukewarm personal insult, and probably not made at face-value.

/we're still drinking buddies, dammit, i don't care what you say

Whatever, I'm going to go play FIFA.

Zooey could use a shave.

I could only identify a few. Help me out here:

Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Aniston
???
???
???
??? (blond broad)
??? (black guy)
???
???
???
Jerry Seinfeld
???
Natalie Portman (am I right?)
Pamela Anderson (right?)
???
???
???
???
???
???

/not much of a celebrity watcher, I guess.

CitizenTed: I could only identify a few. Help me out here:/not much of a celebrity watcher, I guess.

I'm not either, though I do know that if you mouse over a pic and check the file name, it will provide an amazing amount of information. Based on that, it goes like this:

Cameron Diaz
Jennifer Aniston
Katy Perry
Katie Holmes
Elizabeth Hurley
Heather Graham
P.Diddy/Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/whatever the fark he calls himself these days
Adriana Lima
Christian Aguillera
?????? Smith (don't know who this person is, and name's too common to Google)
Jerry Seinfeld
???Minaj??? (don't know who this person is, and didn't feel like Googling it)
Natalie Portman
Pamela Anderson
Angelina Jolie
Blake Lively
Scarlett Johannsen
Mila Kunis
Fergie
Zooey Deschanel

Talon: PORES

Well, some of Hollywood is less than thrilled about large screen HDTVs showing every little imperfection.

Irishinch: is it me, or is Mila's forehead rather hairy???

She's Jewish Ukrainian. It's very cold there.

Maynotlast: Zooey is HAIRY!!!

I thought it was Katy Perry. Or in this case, Katy HAIRY.

/I won't be here all night. Seriously. I'm leaving. The steak is terrible.

Maynotlast: Zooey is HAIRY!!!

I'd lick it.

casual disregard: texdent: So they look like everyone else. Big deal.

The big deal is that I have met women who are significantly and naturally more attractive than the photoshopped divas, and yet these same women are depressed because they aren't as attractive as the photoshopped pics.

I don't believe you have ever said that before.

/my eyes almost rolled out of their sockets