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2011-12-13 03:09:37 PM
because it's "frothy"?
 
2011-12-13 03:27:29 PM
Does it give him the Beer Santorums?
 
2011-12-13 04:48:17 PM
No, it gives him the bends.
 
2011-12-13 04:49:12 PM
He likes his beer like he likes his men:

Black and stout, with a thick creamy head.
 
2011-12-13 04:49:27 PM
GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum made a swing through the Millstream Brewery in Iowa this weekend to both taste and talk about his favorite beers.
"As far as drinking and tasting, it's the stouts, the bocks, and then the white ales and the wheats," Santorum told reporters. "Not a big fan of IPAs, a little too bitter. But I like getting a frothy, fragrant head, and that rich brown color. Goes well with sausage, too. There are few things I'd rather have sliding down my throat."
 
2011-12-13 04:55:46 PM
Catholics drink. Surprised?

At least he starts with stouts. I'm a stout-whore. It's not beer if it's not stout. You can take your pansy hops and shove it.
 
2011-12-13 04:57:31 PM
Theaetetus: But I like getting a frothy, fragrant head, and that rich brown color. Goes well with sausage, too.

How the fark did I miss that.

He's got to be trolling.

Got to be.
 
2011-12-13 05:00:15 PM
Lots of people like beer. Most of them shouldn't be president.
 
2011-12-13 05:04:00 PM
I hear he loves the Pale Ale.
 
2011-12-13 05:07:31 PM
Santorum Beer is made with genital wort.
 
2011-12-13 05:11:30 PM
You know who else liked beer?

Nazis.
 
2011-12-13 05:12:40 PM
vernonFL: genital wort.

That, and Saass hops.
 
2011-12-13 05:12:56 PM
He's afraid of gay people taking over the country and imposing Islamic sharia law on everyone, but at least he was the kind of guy you could sit down and have a beer with.
 
2011-12-13 05:13:17 PM
That's cool. He should probably drop out of the presidential race.
 
2011-12-13 05:13:17 PM
Is it the frothy head he likes so much?
 
2011-12-13 05:13:28 PM
casual disregard: Theaetetus: But I like getting a frothy, fragrant head, and that rich brown color. Goes well with sausage, too.

How the fark did I miss that.

He's got to be trolling.

Got to be.


Theaeteus was being naughty and adding a bit to what The Frothy One actually said.
 
2011-12-13 05:14:51 PM
openwalls.com
 
2011-12-13 05:14:56 PM
Doesn't like IPAs? What a puss.
 
2011-12-13 05:15:18 PM
"Not a big fan of IPAs"

Nope, still don't like him.
 
2011-12-13 05:16:39 PM
FireBreathingLiberal: because it's "frothy"?

That's all I wanted to say. Something frothy. Shoulda known the prima postae would address froth in some form.
 
2011-12-13 05:16:57 PM
Always nice to end with a bang:

"Change takes time. I'm sure you'll start to see change in terms of what's taught in school. Instead of the story of the prince and the princess, there will be stories about two princes."

WTF?
 
2011-12-13 05:18:08 PM
Santorum continued to highlight his social conservative platform in Iowa this week, discussing what he perceives as the long term damage that will be done by the state's legalization of gay marriage in an editorial interview with the Ames Tribune.

"I didn't expect (things) to instantaneously change," he told the Tribune. "Change takes time. I'm sure you'll start to see change in terms of what's taught in school. Instead of the story of the prince and the princess, there will be stories about two princes."


Oh the horror.
 
2011-12-13 05:18:27 PM
Saying you like Guiness and light beers does not a beer enthusiast make.
 
2011-12-13 05:19:00 PM
I'd drink too if I had to come to terms with being Rick Santorum.
 
2011-12-13 05:19:26 PM
ark2612: Always nice to end with a bang:

"Change takes time. I'm sure you'll start to see change in terms of what's taught in school. Instead of the story of the prince and the princess, there will be stories about two princes."

WTF?


So the stories are going to be about two Republicans in an airport restroom?
 
2011-12-13 05:19:39 PM
Ackbar_GastricFluid: Saying you like Guiness and light beers does not a beer enthusiast make.

Guinness technically is a light beer. There's almost countless heavywight American microbrew stouts which bear Guinness on every level.
 
2011-12-13 05:19:44 PM
dahmers love zombie: Theaeteus was being naughty

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"Do these make my fists look big? 'Cause rowr."
 
2011-12-13 05:20:05 PM
FireBreathingLiberal: because it's "frothy"?

Done in one.
 
2011-12-13 05:20:11 PM
ark2612: there will be stories about two princes

One, two, princes kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Princes, Princes who adore you
(Just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(And that's some bread, now)
This one, said he wants to buy you rockets
(Ain't in his head, now)

This one, he got a princely racket
(That's what I said, now)
Got some big seal upon his jacket
(Ain't in his head, now)
You marry him, your father will condone you
(how bout that, now)
You marry me, your father will disown you
(he'll eat his hat, now)

Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be....

Said, if you want to call me baby
(Just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(Just go ahead, now)
An' If you wanna buy me flowers
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(Just go ahead, now)

Said, One, two, princes kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Princes, Princes who adore you
(Just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(And that's some bread, now)
This one, he wants to buy you rockets
(Ain't in his head, now)

Marry him or marry me,
I'm the one that loves you baby can't you see?
I ain't got no future or a family tree,
But I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be....
Said, if you want to call me baby
(Just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(Just go ahead, now)
If you wanna buy me flowers
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you want to call me baby
(Just go ahead, now)
An' if you'd like to tell me maybe
(Just go ahead, now)
If you'd like buy me flowers
(Just go ahead, now)
And if you'd like to talk for hours
(Just go ahead, now)

If you want to call me baby

(Just go ahead, now)

An' if you'd like to tell me maybe

(Just go ahead, now)

If you wanna buy me flowers

(Just go ahead, now)

And if you'd like to talk for hours

(Just go ahead, now)

ohh baby
(Just go ahead now)
ooh just just go ahead now
ooh your majesty,
(Just go head now)
come on forget the king and marry me
(Just go ahead now)
come on, come on, come on,
(Just go ahead now)
and go ahead now
yeah, just go ahead now
Yeah, If you want to buy me flowers
(Just go ahead now)
yeah just go ahead now baby
 
2011-12-13 05:20:14 PM
casual disregard: Catholics drink. Surprised?

At least he starts with stouts. I'm a stout-whore. It's not beer if it's not stout. You can take your pansy hops and shove it.


I make stouts, and a good stout still has a decent amount of hops balanced with the other flavors, unlike some of these "extreme" IPAs
 
2011-12-13 05:21:10 PM
"As far as drinking and tasting, it's the stouts, the bocks, and then the white ales and the wheats," Santorum told reporters. "Not a big fan of IPAs, a little too bitter."

Watch the video. He knows a few types of beers while looking at selections and stumbles while identifying anything other than Guinness. You could give me the same while being in the beer section of a supermarket.
 
2011-12-13 05:21:50 PM
Did anyone make the "frothy" joke yet?
 
2011-12-13 05:21:51 PM
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2011-12-13 05:24:55 PM
he went to Penn State. Of course he likes beer.
 
2011-12-13 05:25:41 PM
meat0918: casual disregard: Catholics drink. Surprised?

At least he starts with stouts. I'm a stout-whore. It's not beer if it's not stout. You can take your pansy hops and shove it.

I make stouts, and a good stout still has a decent amount of hops balanced with the other flavors, unlike some of these "extreme" IPAs


That's true, but the extreme hoppists delight in shoving it right up your nasal cavity. A good mix of hops for a proper stout should be in most cases rather mild by comparison.

I had the unfortunate experience once of tasting a beer that was majority hops. You might as well have shoved a freshly sliced lemon in my face and punched it.
 
2011-12-13 05:26:47 PM
I like beer.
 
2011-12-13 05:27:11 PM
clclt.comwizbangblog.com

Dad?
 
2011-12-13 05:27:34 PM
"Rick Santorum" and any form of the word "redeem" should not be used in the same sentence, unless that sentence is "I just redeemed my 'Free Swing at Rick Santorum's Junk with a Five Iron' coupon".
 
2011-12-13 05:28:35 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: He's afraid of gay people taking over the country and imposing Islamic sharia law on everyone, but at least he was the kind of guy you could sit down and have a beer with.

The fundies won't be too happy about the beer drinking.
 
2011-12-13 05:28:57 PM
Beer can do a lot, but it can not redeem a hate monger.
 
2011-12-13 05:29:42 PM
ark2612: Always nice to end with a bang:

"Change takes time. I'm sure you'll start to see change in terms of what's taught in school. Instead of the story of the prince and the princess, there will be stories about two princes."

WTF?


He's right. No gay stories were EVER written until gay marriage was made legal!
 
2011-12-13 05:30:28 PM
Creamy dark?
 
2011-12-13 05:31:04 PM
Maybe the "wow he is like me so I like him!" works for the Derp crowd but not me.

I care more about what people do and think then superficial aspects.
 
2011-12-13 05:31:44 PM
casual disregard: meat0918: casual disregard: Catholics drink. Surprised?

At least he starts with stouts. I'm a stout-whore. It's not beer if it's not stout. You can take your pansy hops and shove it.

I make stouts, and a good stout still has a decent amount of hops balanced with the other flavors, unlike some of these "extreme" IPAs

That's true, but the extreme hoppists delight in shoving it right up your nasal cavity. A good mix of hops for a proper stout should be in most cases rather mild by comparison.

I had the unfortunate experience once of tasting a beer that was majority hops. You might as well have shoved a freshly sliced lemon in my face and punched it.




How many IBUs is getting freshly sliced lemon in your face and punched? I like beers upwards of 70. I've never had a beer that was too hoppy.
 
2011-12-13 05:32:52 PM
Corvus: ark2612: Always nice to end with a bang:

"Change takes time. I'm sure you'll start to see change in terms of what's taught in school. Instead of the story of the prince and the princess, there will be stories about two princes."

WTF?

He's right. No gay stories were EVER written until gay marriage was made legal!


Oscar Wilde is not a real writer but a fictional character created by the gay agenda in 2004 after Massachusetts recognized same sex marriages.
 
2011-12-13 05:34:34 PM
Farkin'round: The fundies won't be too happy about the beer drinking.

Fundies don't give a shiat what other Fundies do. John 3:16 absolves them of anything from beer drinking to child rape. That's the only thing the really care about.
 
2011-12-13 05:34:39 PM
He's so clueless, it's cute sometimes...

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2011-12-13 05:35:01 PM
Corvus: Maybe the "wow he is like me so I like him!" works for the Derp crowd but not me.

I care more about what people do and think then superficial aspects.


Maybe he's superficial, so the reason you don't like him is because he's not like you. Ever thought of that? Hmm?

/"But then I'd be superficial, so I'd like him, which means I wouldn't, which means I would, which means I wouldn't..."
 
2011-12-13 05:36:31 PM
DarnoKonrad: How many IBUs is getting freshly sliced lemon in your face and punched? I like beers upwards of 70. I've never had a beer that was too hoppy.

Go back to Iran, heathen!
 
2011-12-13 05:36:57 PM
Theaetetus: Maybe he's superficial, so the reason you don't like him is because he's not like you. Ever thought of that? Hmm?

Yes, actually I have. Most bigots are superficial. If you think about it it makes a lot of sense, that they go hand in hand.
 
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