simplicimus: It seems there was a reason
Teens were out of season
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

Burma shave?

Obviously, the problem is that middle-schoolers aren't permitted to carry firearms.

Gonna have to change your handle, quickdraw.

Dick Cheney is in Texas?

Wabbit season

Student season

Wabbit season

Wabbit season

Student season

OK. *boom*

yeah, but I think there is a 'no limit' season for teens.

/kinda like for feral hogs
JC

BronyMedic: Clearly, they were just hunting the most dangerous game of all.

/obscure?

Read that in Wolfcastle's voice.

/cocks gun

Hunters? What are the chances that TWO kids get ACCIDENTALLY shot while at school? This sounds deliberate to me.

So when did Dick Cheney move to Texas?

GAT_00: Ah, the always responsible hunter.

Much like the always responsible automobile driver. There are bad apples in every bunch.

BronyMedic: Clearly, they were just hunting the most dangerous game of all.

/obscure?

You know, Charles S. Dutton actually killed a man.

/But his Surviving the Game character didn't succeed in killing Ice-T

sigdiamond2000: If they had given these basketball players guns instead of basketballs, this never would've happened.

Always be aware of your target and what is beyond it. You are responsible for your bullet until it stops. I shot 5 deer this year including 2 trophy bucks. I always make sure I know where my bullet will end up. It helps if you are up high shooting down. Never shoot at the horizon. These dumbasses make the rest of hunters look bad.

/knows where one more buck is living behind a rock quarry and has until the end of the month to get him.

license? license? we don't need no steenking license.

//guns don't kill people... well, obviously I mean by themselves... sure sometimes they kill people... some of em do... but not on purpose... well sometimes its on purpose... but... nevermind.

AndreMA: Wabbit season

Student season

Wabbit season

Wabbit season

Student season

OK. *boom*

haha beat me to it!!
you win this round

NoGods: Always be aware of your target and what is beyond it. You are responsible for your bullet until it stops. I shot 5 deer this year including 2 trophy bucks. I always make sure I know where my bullet will end up. It helps if you are up high shooting down. Never shoot at the horizon. These dumbasses make the rest of hunters look bad.

/knows where one more buck is living behind a rock quarry and has until the end of the month to get him.

Is your name Otis? Do you live in rural Georgia?

"Be veeeeeeeeeeewy quiet..."

was one of the 'hunters' nicknamed Dead-eye Dick?

/ *

BronyMedic: Clearly, they were just hunting the most dangerous game of all.

/obscure?

Sure, in that one could cite several different sources for a quote like that. But if you want to go original... (new window)

Or it could be these guys




or even these clowns..






Point is... I don't really have a point. I just wanted to post photos.

In other news, the school has voted to change the name of its basketball team to something other than the Harwell Bucks, and the uniforms will no longer include antlers.

WTF is it with gratuitous violence this Christmas season? Someone pissed that they didn't get a Christmas bonus or what?

simplicimus: It seems there was a reason
Teens were out of season
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

People ask me how I do it
and I say, "There's nothing to it!"
you just stand there looking cute
and when something moves, you shoot

simplicimus: It seems there was a reason
Teens were out of season
And one of the hunters wasn't insured.

Clap. Clap. Clap. Came for the Tom Lehrer reference and left satisfied in one.

Somebody must not like mondays.

FTFA:

Annette Vargas Ugalde, a 15-year-old eighth grader and

Samuel Cepeda, a 15-year-old eighth-grader

Is this the school for the left behind?

If they looked like this, perhaps they thought it was the begining of the Zombie Apocalypse

NoGods: I shot 5 deer this year including 2 trophy bucks.

What do you do with all that meat? Freeze it? Give it away?

BronyMedic: Clearly, they were just hunting the most dangerous game of all.

/obscure?

Maybe they got a little bloodlusty.

fusillade762: Hunters? What are the chances that TWO kids get ACCIDENTALLY shot while at school? This sounds deliberate to me.

Hunter sees a deer near the top of a hill. He shoots and misses. The bullet goes a half mile further to the school. The deer doesn't move. Hunter takes another shot and misses again. The deer finally runs away. It happened to me this year with a doe. But I was 15 feet up a tree and shooting down into a valley with nothing but trees beyond. These guys were probably shooting up towards the horizon which you should never do.

NoGods: fusillade762: Hunters? What are the chances that TWO kids get ACCIDENTALLY shot while at school? This sounds deliberate to me.

Hunter sees a deer near the top of a hill. He shoots and misses. The bullet goes a half mile further to the school. The deer doesn't move. Hunter takes another shot and misses again. The deer finally runs away. It happened to me this year with a doe. But I was 15 feet up a tree and shooting down into a valley with nothing but trees beyond. These guys were probably shooting up towards the horizon which you should never do.

In Texas, it's ALL horizon.

NoGods: Always be aware of your target and what is beyond it. You are responsible for your bullet until it stops. I shot 5 deer this year including 2 trophy bucks. I always make sure I know where my bullet will end up. It helps if you are up high shooting down. Never shoot at the horizon. These dumbasses make the rest of hunters look bad.

/knows where one more buck is living behind a rock quarry and has until the end of the month to get him.

My father in law is an avid hunter and he won't hunt from anything but a tree stand. I asked him why and he said "too easy to shoot people if you're on the ground."

Calehedron: FTFA:

Annette Vargas Ugalde, a 15-year-old eighth grader and

Samuel Cepeda, a 15-year-old eighth-grader

Is this the school for the left behind?

Possibly, but my guess is that their parents are still in Texas and either brought them with them as infants or they're anchor babies.

NoGods: Always be aware of your target and what is beyond it. You are responsible for your bullet until it stops. I shot 5 deer this year including 2 trophy bucks. I always make sure I know where my bullet will end up. It helps if you are up high shooting down. Never shoot at the horizon. These dumbasses make the rest of hunters look bad.

/knows where one more buck is living behind a rock quarry and has until the end of the month to get him.

Nothing like hunting deffenseless animals to make up for a small dick.

Guns don't kill...bullets do.

There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was shot by a hunter".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

^
Edinburg is in the Rio Grande Valley, it's flatter than flat down there.

From the article - Investigators have spoken with owners of surrounding farms and the land was being leased to deer hunters

Now that is weapons grade stupidity there. Really "surprised" this happened in that intellectual mecca known as Texas.

All they need now is for Condi to show up and say "Nobody could have ever predicted..."

I'm certain that these hunters will be caught, prosecuted, and subsequently fined.

/We're talking dozens of dollars here.