Happy fun ball?

B... but I thought I could give some $10 toy to my kid to play with alone, unsupervised in the house while I went out for a few days to shoot skag and turn tricks! Damn these Chinese!

There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.


This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

stop eating toys, people

CavalierEternal:

Thank you sir.

jst3p: This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Can't tell from the photo (heavy reflection)
Is Quinn the teddy bear, or a Cat in the photo?

"Here ya go son, have some uranium!"

I always thought the toboggan was the most dangerous toy. You know, in sheer numbers of arms and legs broken, concussions given, backs broken.



I a Dallas native and even I got hurt on one of these things.

jst3p:
This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

That looks like it could kill someone if it fell off the piano.
Suggest: glue.

RexTalionis: jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Jeez, are you going to keep doing this for every thread? First, Quinn died of black feet, now a lawn dart. How tedious can you get?

I am going to keep doing it till it catches on. The guy above you seems to like it. This is my "Home Schooled Girl"

So pretty much anything paymobil makes is toxic. Good to know and that shiat is expensive. The extra poison added must drive up the price

jst3p: This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Is that case for sale? It would be perfect for my collection of lawn darts.

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

It's a shame your son died in such a horrific manner with no extra pain involved. No doubt he was an annoying twatwaffle just like his daddy.

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"Here ya go son, have some uranium!"

I had one of those as a kid. I've still got a half-life of about 704,000,000 years give or take a millennium.

DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL

If you buy your children cheapass Playmobil toys, it's already apparent that you want them dead. TFA is redundant.

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Dude! I had a sad until I realized you post that pic in every thread.

Huck Chaser: jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

I'm sincerely sorry for your loss, but lawn darts and BPA aren't exactly in the same league.

Same here. That article was boring. I want to hear about the toys that can kill with head trauma and choking, not slow poisoning.

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

And your point is?

One person in twenty bazillion dies of their own stupidity mishandling something; it's the end of the world. Put everyone in padded cells, feed them via IV.

Fabric_Man: jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Dude! I had a sad until I realized you post that pic in every thread.

Link (new window)

It was originally from this thread, I can see that it isn't funny without context but some will get it.

At the very least a Christmas toy could put your eye out.

FloydA

Came for this.

/Thanks.

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Didn't the modmins sweep the hell out of that thread? Some might miss the reference if that's the thread that got sanitized to within an inch of its life.

When will Quinn show up in a headline?

bluefoxicy 2011-12-13 03:29:39 PM

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.



This was really funny when I first read it and thought it was serious.
Why are there so many killjoys here at Fark?

I'll bet my old set of Jarts is buried in a corner of the garage.

macross87: When will Quinn show up in a headline?

It might take some time, but that would be awesome.

Got the boy his first .22 this year, so yeah, its lethal.

/for the squirrels, that is

This year I'm getting my nephew Bag O' Glass.

/and lawn darts

PenguinCam
jst3p:
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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

Didn't the modmins sweep the hell out of that thread? Some might miss the reference if that's the thread that got sanitized to within an inch of its life.

Nah. It's still there. Half-way down page 5.

jst3p: There are few times when Farkers embarrass me. This is one of them.

God forbid any of you ever have to live through something of this nature. I hope you never have to answer the phone and hear your inconsolably weeping wife on the other end of the line as she mutters the only words she is able to muster "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart".

Anyone who does the "welcome to fark" meme can DIAF.

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This is Quinn's remains. He sits atop my piano.

So, I read this and felt kind of bad till "Quinn was killed by a lawn dart". Then I laughed. Felt pretty bad about it but hey, funny is funny. Anywaay, I am so relieved that this is just an attempt to build a meme. I feel so much better about myself. I shall abuse this as much as I can.

/ya know, someones kid, somewhere, really was killed by a lawn dart.

Damn, where's my Boba Fett action figure with working jet pack grapple?

Organic life forms die..... Get over it!!!!

/But when you die due to toxic stuff from Capitalism, well it's money to be made by your greedy survivors.
//Greed that will still not stop greedy capitalism killing people.