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		I know, I know, we're not supposed to use to "H" word, but the band's name is "The Twilight Sad." They're dour, self-important, have hilariously bad album covers, and sound like the Spinal Tap of Indie (avclub.com)		76
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mitchcumstein1

2011-12-13 12:22:16 PM

What is this farkary?

Skail

2011-12-13 12:33:43 PM

I prefer their cooler brothers, The Twilight Bad and The Twilight Mad. They just have a better The Beat. Except the latter is a little difficult to understand, sometimes...

Mugato

2011-12-13 12:47:55 PM

I'm going to go with the Spinal Tap thing. There's no way this is real. Is there?

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat

2011-12-13 01:43:01 PM

"H" word?

Honkey?

gilgigamesh

2011-12-13 01:43:52 PM

I like how they got the word "Twilight" shoehorned in their name. It makes my inner teenage girl all sparkly.

/count me in that its Spinal Tap inspired performance art

mitchcumstein1

2011-12-13 01:44:17 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "H" word?

Honkey?

That's OUR word.

cretinbob

2011-12-13 03:01:51 PM

I found this side link to be much more interesting (new window)

Sybarite

2011-12-13 03:04:24 PM

I haz a Twilight Sad.

thomps

2011-12-13 03:11:29 PM

come on subby, just because they are euro shoe-gazers doesn't mean you can call them homos. who even uses the word homo anymore. what are you, in 8th grade, subby? you're the homo.

fusillade762

2011-12-13 03:32:20 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "H" word?

Honkey?

Hipster, I'm guessing.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-13 03:33:16 PM

So...15 and a half hours into the day, and this gets the green? Jesus...I'd hate to see what DIDN'T make the cut.

/aside from my submitting the first trailer for the new GI Joe movie, I new that was redlit.
//now I'm wondering why

FrancoFile

2011-12-13 03:36:00 PM

I prefer Lumbar Puncture; you've probably never heard of them.

Time Traveling Bunnies

2011-12-13 03:39:04 PM

PizzaJedi81: So...15 and a half hours into the day, and this gets the green? Jesus...I'd hate to see what DIDN'T make the cut.

/aside from my submitting the first trailer for the new GI Joe movie, I new that was redlit.
//now I'm wondering why

Well you didn't vaguely reference hipsters or include the word Twilight, did you?

There's a secret recipe here you should follow.

scottydoesntknow

2011-12-13 03:39:54 PM

Jesus they couldn't even be original in their album cover.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Cartman: No no no! Haven't you guys ever seen an album cover? You're supposed to be standing in random places, looking away like you don't care!
Butters: Cheese!
Cartman: No! Butters, you can't look happy on the album cover! That's not cool! Token, look away to the right. More. More!
Token: Why the hell would I be looking way over there??
Cartman: So it looks like you're too cool to care that you're on an album cover, you black asshole! Now just hold it! Our first album cover.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-13 03:40:59 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: PizzaJedi81: So...15 and a half hours into the day, and this gets the green? Jesus...I'd hate to see what DIDN'T make the cut.

/aside from my submitting the first trailer for the new GI Joe movie, I new that was redlit.
//now I'm wondering why

Well you didn't vaguely reference hipsters or include the word Twilight, did you?

There's a secret recipe here you should follow.

No...but it did mention Justin Beiber, I thought I was in!

Beluga Heights

2011-12-13 03:42:29 PM

FrancoFile: I prefer Lumbar Puncture; you've probably never heard of them.

Pfft. You'd like Lumbar Puncture only if you've never heard of Pelvic Exam. Which you probably haven't.

csi_yellowknife

2011-12-13 03:45:03 PM

Twilight Sad?

Would make more sense than some of their album covers:

/Apparently in hell you're flummoxed by Stephanie Meyer books.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-13 03:45:50 PM

Beluga Heights: FrancoFile: I prefer Lumbar Puncture; you've probably never heard of them.

Pfft. You'd like Lumbar Puncture only if you've never heard of Pelvic Exam. Which you probably haven't.

Jeez, you guys are beind. I only listen to Prostate Exam. But TRUE FANS, like me, call them PE.

Time Traveling Bunnies

2011-12-13 03:46:48 PM

PizzaJedi81: Time Traveling Bunnies: PizzaJedi81: So...15 and a half hours into the day, and this gets the green? Jesus...I'd hate to see what DIDN'T make the cut.

/aside from my submitting the first trailer for the new GI Joe movie, I new that was redlit.
//now I'm wondering why

Well you didn't vaguely reference hipsters or include the word Twilight, did you?

There's a secret recipe here you should follow.

No...but it did mention Justin Beiber, I thought I was in!

Hmm. Their changing the formula it seems. Now, did you mention you didn't know what the hell a Beiber was?

Wellon Dowd

2011-12-13 03:48:09 PM

Hesperus?

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-13 03:48:35 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: Hmm. Their changing the formula it seems. Now, did you mention you didn't know what the hell a Beiber was?

Damn, knew I forgot something.

bukketmaster

2011-12-13 03:48:40 PM

I know, I know, we're not supposed to use to " H"

Just FYI, subby you can still use "H" to make the word "the."

Because People in power are Stupid

2011-12-13 03:49:28 PM

"H" word: Homer

Masterstuff

2011-12-13 03:50:00 PM

csi_yellowknife: /Apparently in hell you're flummoxed by Stephanie Meyer books.

The Twilight Perplexed

Time Traveling Bunnies

2011-12-13 03:51:44 PM

Masterstuff: csi_yellowknife: /Apparently in hell you're flummoxed by Stephanie Meyer books.

The Twilight Perplexed

Dawn's Done Broken Dawg

gunga galunga

2011-12-13 04:01:23 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "H" word?

Honkey?

I has going to go with "honorificabilitudinity".

LarryDan43

2011-12-13 04:01:31 PM

Hodag?

ryarger

2011-12-13 04:06:40 PM

Hydrogenated, obviously

D135

2011-12-13 04:15:08 PM

strongly dislike

Trolljegeren

2011-12-13 04:24:16 PM

Hippopotamus?

video man

2011-12-13 04:24:48 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [images.wikia.com image 393x289]

"H" word: Homer

Homers has the very best... reeeeecooooorrrdddds.

memtastic

2011-12-13 04:25:35 PM

D135: strongly ~~dislike~~ indifferent. FTFY

BigLuca

2011-12-13 04:30:56 PM

PizzaJedi81: Beluga Heights: FrancoFile: I prefer Lumbar Puncture; you've probably never heard of them.

Pfft. You'd like Lumbar Puncture only if you've never heard of Pelvic Exam. Which you probably haven't.

Jeez, you guys are beind. I only listen to Prostate Exam. But TRUE FANS, like me, call them PE.

PE fans are a real pain in the ass. But PE took the easy way to fame. My fav band, TURP, isn't as well known because it is harder to get into, but once there, WOW ... it feels like they cut a piece out of your soul. They make it easy to piss away an afternoon listening to their music.

LewDux

2011-12-13 04:31:50 PM

: goddamn Hippies?

thomps

2011-12-13 04:32:17 PM

video man: Because People in power are Stupid: [images.wikia.com image 393x289]

"H" word: Homer

Homers has the very best... reeeeecooooorrrdddds.

holy cow that was a really unexpected childhood flashback.

Time Traveling Bunnies

2011-12-13 04:33:55 PM

BigLuca: PizzaJedi81: Beluga Heights: FrancoFile: I prefer Lumbar Puncture; you've probably never heard of them.

Pfft. You'd like Lumbar Puncture only if you've never heard of Pelvic Exam. Which you probably haven't.

Jeez, you guys are beind. I only listen to Prostate Exam. But TRUE FANS, like me, call them PE.

PE fans are a real pain in the ass. But PE took the easy way to fame. My fav band, TURP, isn't as well known because it is harder to get into, but once there, WOW ... it feels like they cut a piece out of your soul. They make it easy to piss away an afternoon listening to their music.

Listen guys, if you're not checking out Colonoscopy, I don't even want to be here.

PizzaJedi81

2011-12-13 04:34:39 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: BigLuca: PizzaJedi81: Beluga Heights: FrancoFile: I prefer Lumbar Puncture; you've probably never heard of them.

Pfft. You'd like Lumbar Puncture only if you've never heard of Pelvic Exam. Which you probably haven't.

Jeez, you guys are beind. I only listen to Prostate Exam. But TRUE FANS, like me, call them PE.

PE fans are a real pain in the ass. But PE took the easy way to fame. My fav band, TURP, isn't as well known because it is harder to get into, but once there, WOW ... it feels like they cut a piece out of your soul. They make it easy to piss away an afternoon listening to their music.

Listen guys, if you're not checking out Colonoscopy, I don't even want to be here.

More like ColonBLOW, amirite?

fatalvenom

2011-12-13 04:49:26 PM

Hysterectomy?

Time Traveling Bunnies

2011-12-13 04:50:19 PM

PizzaJedi81: Time Traveling Bunnies: BigLuca: PizzaJedi81: Beluga Heights: FrancoFile: I prefer Lumbar Puncture; you've probably never heard of them.

Pfft. You'd like Lumbar Puncture only if you've never heard of Pelvic Exam. Which you probably haven't.

Jeez, you guys are beind. I only listen to Prostate Exam. But TRUE FANS, like me, call them PE.

PE fans are a real pain in the ass. But PE took the easy way to fame. My fav band, TURP, isn't as well known because it is harder to get into, but once there, WOW ... it feels like they cut a piece out of your soul. They make it easy to piss away an afternoon listening to their music.

Listen guys, if you're not checking out Colonoscopy, I don't even want to be here.

More like ColonBLOW, amirite?

Ugh, you probably just don't understand their sound. They're new wave.

video man

2011-12-13 04:50:45 PM

thomps: video man: Because People in power are Stupid: [images.wikia.com image 393x289]

"H" word: Homer

Homers has the very best... reeeeecooooorrrdddds.

holy cow that was a really unexpected childhood flashback.

The clerks are still douchebags.

stevetherobot

2011-12-13 04:56:49 PM

Huckleberry?

thomps

2011-12-13 04:57:52 PM

video man: thomps: video man: Because People in power are Stupid: [images.wikia.com image 393x289]

"H" word: Homer

Homers has the very best... reeeeecooooorrrdddds.

holy cow that was a really unexpected childhood flashback.

The clerks are still douchebags.

it's still around? i was back in the old market for a wedding this fall and didn't see it. did it move?

LewDux

2011-12-13 05:02:16 PM

thomps: come on subby, just because they are euro shoe-gazers doesn't mean you can call them homos. who even uses the word homo anymore. what are you, in 8th grade, subby? you're the homo.

I decided to find out what shoegaze is and accidentally that homosexual Scottish shoegazers do exist: "Seedhill Bruiser is the solo project of a forty something gay Scotsman"^

video man

2011-12-13 05:03:08 PM

thomps: video man: thomps: video man: Because People in power are Stupid: [images.wikia.com image 393x289]

"H" word: Homer

Homers has the very best... reeeeecooooorrrdddds.

holy cow that was a really unexpected childhood flashback.

The clerks are still douchebags.

it's still around? i was back in the old market for a wedding this fall and didn't see it. did it move?

I dunno if they moved but they're still around. The one off 132nd and Center closed a month or so ago, so the only one left would be the downtown one. Which, according to Google, is at 1210 Howard St in the Old Market; across the street from the superior Drastic Plastic.

gunther_bumpass

2011-12-13 05:05:43 PM

Hottentot?
Hoosier?

..

Homo Habilis?

Porous Horace

2011-12-13 05:12:59 PM

Hovercraft?

puckrock2000

2011-12-13 05:23:51 PM

Given that Twilight Sad guitarist Andy MacFarlane... has described the new record as sparser and more "militant" than the band's previous, more fulsome efforts

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