If Hermy had gone straight to the police when that woman tried to force her face into his crotch against his will, none of this would've happened.

Mike_LowELL: Another fantastic piece from the NRO. Thank you for greenlighting this article, modmins. Your diligence in exposing the Taxbongo Fraudministration is greatly appreciated.

NRO: Herman Cain, a Republican, could not escape the vortex of the liberal sexual revolution. WTF? Really? That's some...

vernonFL: US Congress: Why do all these female staffers keep sucking our cocks?

Look, I'm not a cheating spouse or anything-I believe we should all keep our wedding vows. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these female staffers. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock!

You seem to be excluding the gay, Republican congressmen.

vernonFL: US CongressWhy do all these female staffers keep sucking our cocks?

Look, I'm not a cheating spouse or anything-I believe we should all keep our wedding vows. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these female staffers. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock!

Must be tough to get anything done ...

Wait, so they are blaimg Cain's failures on liberals now?

Is there anything in the conservative worldview that can't be blamed on them?

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Herman Cain's downfall was that he was a doofus who couldn't keep his dick in his pants.

Antimatter: Wait, so they are blaimg Cain's failures on liberals now?

The liberals have had so much sex that the world's sex buffer overflowed and dumped some excess sex onto otherwise hardworking, honest republicans.

sigdiamond2000: Before David left for Iraq, he and Nancy put together rules, in a painfully honest conversation about human frailty. There would be no drinking during the year of separation. Nancy would not "have phone conversations with men, or meaningful e-mail exchanges about politics or any other subject." Nor would she be on Facebook, where "the ghosts of boyfriends past" could contact her. When Nancy innocently started e-mailing about faith with a man associated with a radio show she was on, she told David about it, and he asked her to end the relationship.

That, folks, is called TRUST. The cornerstone of every successful marriage.

wow. I didn't bother to read the NRO piece, but is the author actually holding up the above as a *positive* and *healthy* lifestyle? That's got to be one of the most psychologically abusive relationships I've heard about in a while.

Are they really trying to say that's the way people in a relationship should actually act?

DarwiOdrade: I know! We should force women to completely cover their body with some sort of shapeless, opaque, floor-length gown along with a head-scarf that covers everything but their eyes.

And then they can replace sucking dicks on their knees with praying Eastward 5 times a day... almost the same thing.

MURFEESBORO, TN TOWN COUNCIL SYNCHRONIZE HEAD EXPLOSIONS IN 3, 2, 1....

sigdiamond2000: That, folks, is called TRUST. The cornerstone of every successful marriage.

its like a stephanie meyer novel in real life. whats not to love?

"spiritual and emotional intimacy frequently leads to physical intimacy."

And how!

sprawl15: Antimatter: Wait, so they are blaimg Cain's failures on liberals now?

The liberals have had so much sex that the world's sex buffer overflowed and dumped some excess sex onto otherwise hardderping, dishonest republicans.

FTFY

sigdiamond2000: Before David left for Iraq, he and Nancy put together rules, in a painfully honest conversation about human frailty. There would be no drinking during the year of separation. Nancy would not "have phone conversations with men, or meaningful e-mail exchanges about politics or any other subject." Nor would she be on Facebook, where "the ghosts of boyfriends past" could contact her. When Nancy innocently started e-mailing about faith with a man associated with a radio show she was on, she told David about it, and he asked her to end the relationship.

That, folks, is called TRUST. The cornerstone of every successful marriage.

Basically wasn't David implying that he believe his wife to be such a whore that she probably couldn't talk to another man without dropping her knees to suck his cock?

She's lucky she wasn't a P.E. coach or else this guy would be convinced she was raiding the locker rooms to get gang banged as soon as he wasn't around to keep her in line.

We fight the terrorists in order to retain our right to keep women locked away from all contact with males other than their husbands. Any women violating this sacred right by getting raped are to be executed. It's what separates America from the heathens trying to kill us.

Mike_LowELL: Another fantastic piece from the NRO. Thank you for greenlighting this article, modmins. Your diligence in exposing the Taxbongo Fraudministration is greatly appreciated.

Mike_LowELL: Another fantastic piece from the NRO. Thank you for greenlighting this article, modmins. Your diligence in exposing the Taxbongo Fraudministration is greatly appreciated.

I think pointing out creepy stuff like this (keep your women folk locked up while you are away, 'cuz they can't be trusted!) help expose idiots like the NRO.

Sunlight is the best disinfectant.

She forgot to suggest burkas too.

Oh, you can be sure CEOs never traded in sexual favors before liberals came along.

Derp.

(I knew it would be K-Lo before I even clicked - either her, or John Derbyshire.)

In the 1980s, George Gilder wrote, in his book Men and Marriage: "Unless very securely married, virtually any man will sleep with any attractive young woman.

Before David left for Iraq, he and Nancy put together rules, in a painfully honest conversation about human frailty. There would be no drinking during the year of separation. Nancy would not "have phone conversations with men, or meaningful e-mail exchanges about politics or any other subject." Nor would she be on Facebook, where "the ghosts of boyfriends past" could contact her. When Nancy innocently started e-mailing about faith with a man associated with a radio show she was on, she told David about it, and he asked her to end the relationship. David knew, with his "stomach clenching," that "the most intimate conversations a person has are about life and faith" - and that "spiritual and emotional intimacy frequently leads to physical intimacy."

You know, for someone who so obviously distruct men, the author sure seems desperate to get and keep one.

Also:
Nancy and David French write honestly in their book Home and Away about the strains placed on a marriage when husband and wife are apart - and particularly when the man is in a war zone 8,000 miles away.

Damn, Hermann's wife must surely count herself luck that her hubby wasn't deployed to Iraq. Just by going to work he harassed what, a half dozen women, and had an affair or two. Just think how much strange he would have gotten on another continent.

sigdiamond2000: Before David left for Iraq, he and Nancy put together rules, in a painfully honest conversation about human frailty. There would be no drinking during the year of separation. Nancy would not "have phone conversations with men, or meaningful e-mail exchanges about politics or any other subject." Nor would she be on Facebook, where "the ghosts of boyfriends past" could contact her. When Nancy innocently started e-mailing about faith with a man associated with a radio show she was on, she told David about it, and he asked her to end the relationship.

That, folks, is called TRUST. The cornerstone of every successful marriage.

Yes, that's the solution: strict limits on the behavior of the women who stay home. Because we know that soldiers overseas never cheat on their wives.

Let's see...we've got political turmoil in Russia, Iran ostensibly war-gaming the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, bitter recriminations and threats of vague retaliations in Europe over the British veto of Merkozy's hare-brained non-plan for saving the EZ, and the Fark Politics tab manages to find some way of greenlighting a non-story about the ridiculous presidential candidate who was manifestly doomed to a short shelf-life on first appearance and who never should have gotten the avalanche of press coverage he did in the first place.

In this way, Fark is, in contrast to its claims, exactly like the farcical American media it pretends to lampoon.

canyoneer: In this way, Fark is, in contrast to its claims, exactly like the farcical American media it pretends to lampoon.

It's not news, it's Fark.com.

Tagline of the article:

Living daily life in the awareness that marriage matters

You're right, chunkums. It does matter. If you are running for office as a Republican it matters to the drooling GOP masses that you have a heterosexual one. But what doesn't matter, at least in the minds of those office seekers, is where you put your god damn penis once you are in said marriage.

So fark you, they have free will, don't blame the liberals you god damn pig, blame the idiots who use them as scapegoats, such as that free range heffer in the farking mirror.

canyoneer: Let's see...we've got political turmoil in Russia, Iran ostensibly war-gaming the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, bitter recriminations and threats of vague retaliations in Europe over the British veto of Merkozy's hare-brained non-plan for saving the EZ, and the Fark Politics tab manages to find some way of greenlighting a non-story about the ridiculous presidential candidate who was manifestly doomed to a short shelf-life on first appearance and who never should have gotten the avalanche of press coverage he did in the first place.

In this way, Fark is, in contrast to its claims, exactly like the farcical American media it pretends to lampoon.

So why are you posting here again? Shouldn't you be on a more intellectually stimulating site like Reddit trying to solve all the world's problems?

HighOnCraic: Yes, that's the solution: strict limits on the behavior of the women who stay home. Because we know that soldiers overseas never cheat on their wives.

That's totally different. When men cheat it is natural. When women cheat they are "ruined" and should be stoned to death.

She soun...





Well, whaddaya know. She is.

sprawl15: It's not news, it's Fark.com.

The motto needs to be changed: It's not non-news, it's Fark.com.

Seriously, if you're going to lampoon the news, at least provide some actual news to be lampooned.

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"I love the produce section of grocery stores, especially where they keep the cucumbers."

If subby knew this was going to be a Chris Christie thread, he should have had voting enabled.

+1

canyoneer: In this way, Fark is, in contrast to its claims, exactly like the farcical American media it pretends to lampoon.

So how, exactly, would you point it out without mentioning it?

canyoneer: Let's see...we've got political turmoil in Russia, Iran ostensibly war-gaming the closing of the Strait of Hormuz, bitter recriminations and threats of vague retaliations in Europe over the British veto of Merkozy's hare-brained non-plan for saving the EZ, and the Fark Politics tab manages to find some way of greenlighting a non-story about the ridiculous presidential candidate who was manifestly doomed to a short shelf-life on first appearance and who never should have gotten the avalanche of press coverage he did in the first place.

In this way, Fark is, in contrast to its claims, exactly like the farcical American media it pretends to lampoon.

Um, aren't there already threads on all those important topics that you should reading?