I once met Dicker and Dicker.

/it was part of a pseudo game show hosted by April Winchell.

//She introduced me to Fark.

///Fun facts for the day.

But Wait There's More: Regardless, the Post story is suspect to begin with. The source is unnamed, and Jeter is known for keeping a small, close group of friends that are unlikely to cheerfully spill dirt like this to the Post.

I have no doubt that this story is probably true, only an idiot would believe Jeter (or any athlete) is incapable of this sort of thing.

However, how pathetic is the girl who went back for a second "one night stand" and realized Jeter didn't remember the first? Newsflash, jock chasers, you're easily replaceable and bedding an athlete isn't as much of an accomplishment as you think it is.

Who wants to bet that this lover is ARod?

Oh, sweet. Another made up story from the Post. Ho hum.

That's an actually excellent commitment to the bachelor life style. I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

This smells like a fishing expedition. Put out a salacious rumor and then when some young lady calls in to deny it - BOOM! you have your lead on the real deal.

They're putting this out there like I'm supposed to hate the guy for it. I'm more put off by the clueless starfarker that went back for seconds.

HotWingConspiracy: They're putting this out there like I'm supposed to hate the guy for it. I'm more put off by the clueless starfarker that went back for seconds.

For sure. I wonder why Tiger didn't stick to a lifestyle like this.

Parting gifts after sex? A little odd, but not that there's anything wrong with that.

ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

skrame: ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

Pepper spray, a restraining order and a single red rose.

Why would people think the girl is stupid?
Maybe he is good in the sack. Lord knows he has more practice than I do.

/But if I got as much and nearly any poon I wanted I would probably be a lazy lay.

They get a bigger gift basket if she lets him bang her in the #2.

/try the veal, tip your waitress, etcetera.

skrame: ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

A picture of his grey member sticking out of his boxers and the terrible towel that he finished in.

Yanks_RSJ: But Wait There's More: Regardless, the Post story is suspect to begin with. The source is unnamed, and Jeter is known for keeping a small, close group of friends that are unlikely to cheerfully spill dirt like this to the Post.

I have no doubt that this story is probably true, only an idiot would believe Jeter (or any athlete) is incapable of this sort of thing.

However, how pathetic is the girl who went back for a second "one night stand" and realized Jeter didn't remember the first? Newsflash, jock chasers, you're easily replaceable and bedding an athlete isn't as much of an accomplishment as you think it is.

Unless said person happens to get pregnant, in which case she's on the gravy train for *years*

Women really do hate it when you forget having sex with them and I'm not even D-Rock "J-Money" Jeter.

NuttierThanEver: I think the really smart athelets these days are getting the vasectomy done that claims to be more easily reversible for when they decide they want to stop banging groupies.

AKA the "Evan Longoria has the day off" surgery.

skrame: ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

Rape

/40 lbs worth

whitey_d: skrame: ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

Rape

/40 lbs worth

A Quaker Steak gift card and a case of Head & Shoulders he won off Troy in a poker game.

skrame: ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

A bottle of Jager, coupons to therapy sessions and a wire coat-hanger.

jekostas: Yanks_RSJ: But Wait There's More: Regardless, the Post story is suspect to begin with. The source is unnamed, and Jeter is known for keeping a small, close group of friends that are unlikely to cheerfully spill dirt like this to the Post.

I have no doubt that this story is probably true, only an idiot would believe Jeter (or any athlete) is incapable of this sort of thing.

However, how pathetic is the girl who went back for a second "one night stand" and realized Jeter didn't remember the first? Newsflash, jock chasers, you're easily replaceable and bedding an athlete isn't as much of an accomplishment as you think it is.

Unless said person happens to get pregnant, in which case she's on the gravy train for *years*

Jeter should be a condom spokesman. The fact that there aren't dozens of women suing Jeter for child support is better than any advertising slogan.

fatalvenom: skrame: ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

A bottle of Jager, coupons to therapy sessions and a wire coat-hanger.

I dunno if they'll need the wire coat-hanger. With the amount of booze consumed, his junk probably don't work right

Wouldn't two signed balls and a baseball bat be more appropriate?

This story is so fake. My girlfriend used to give me an autographed Jeter baseball every Christmas when we lived in NY. She even told me how they met one night at a bar and he seemed really nice.

If this is true, that's awesome.

Well, fake Jeter baseballs are now an awesome gag gift.

robsul82: He gives girls a Thank You for Farking Me gift basket with a signed baseball in it. I LOVE this guy.

Now THAT is how you do stud professional athlete self-indulgence. Not paintings of yourself as a centaur.

/gonna leave any woman I have sex with a signed sketch of her naked as a thank you
//consistent and talented but overrated portrait artist

Derek Jeter isn't going to sleep with you again, but here are some lovely parting gifts: an autographed baseball, some Lee Press-On Nails, and a gift certificate from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills

Plus, some of departing booty calls will receive....

A generous supply of RICE-O-RONI! With over a dozen savory flavors, Rice-o-Roni is sure to give your next meal a kick the whole family will enjoy! It's RICE-O-RONI - the San Francisco treat!

tnpir: Derek Jeter isn't going to sleep with you again, but here are some lovely parting gifts: an autographed baseball, some Lee Press-On Nails, and a gift certificate from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills

Plus, some of departing booty calls will receive....

A generous supply of RICE-O-RONI! With over a dozen savory flavors, Rice-o-Roni is sure to give your next meal a kick the whole family will enjoy! It's RICE-O-RONI - the San Francisco treat!

That made me laugh a lot harder than I should have.

/And I realize if you cross out the "laugh"...

tnpir: Derek Jeter isn't going to sleep with you again, but here are some lovely parting gifts: an autographed baseball, some Lee Press-On Nails, and a gift certificate from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills

Plus, some of departing booty calls will receive....

A generous supply of RICE-O-RONI! With over a dozen savory flavors, Rice-o-Roni is sure to give your next meal a kick the whole family will enjoy! It's RICE-O-RONI - the San Francisco treat!

Promotional considerations provided by...Geritol.

Derek Jeter isn't going to sleep with you again, but here are some lovely parting gifts: an autographed baseball, some Lee Press-On Nails, and a gift certificate from Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills and herpes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rx8IeTTOUg&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r

Very apropos. (NSFW lang)

And people wonder why the other Yankees look up to him.

coolio mack: HotWingConspiracy: They're putting this out there like I'm supposed to hate the guy for it. I'm more put off by the clueless starfarker that went back for seconds.

For sure. I wonder why Tiger didn't stick to a lifestyle like this.

Because Tiger Woods is socially retarded compared to Derek Jeter.

He's half-Asian.

skrame: ha-ha-guy: I have to respect that. It also kind of helps kill an rape charges when she leaves with a gift basket.

I wonder what Big Ben's gift basket would contain.

A NEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

A few years ago I was head over heels in love with a girl. Then a buddy, who knew her better than I, mentioned that once when drunk she was bragging about giving Jeter a blow job.

I'm not sure why it turned me off the way it did, I usually go for the skank types and I'm sure most girls I've dated have given their fair share of blowjobs. But I never spoke with her again after that.

I had no interest in acquiring a Jeter-autographed ball before, but now I want one that I could show off as given to one of his one night stands. With the certificate of authenticity, of course, proving it did indeed come from one of his one night stands.

I shoot pool with a guy who works as a steamfitter in the city. One of his jobs was at Jeter's building. He said a security guard showed him security camera video of Jeter bringing various ridiculously hot girls up to his apartment in his elevator.

Wise_Guy: I shoot pool with a guy who works as a steamfitter in the city. One of his jobs was at Jeter's building. He said a security guard showed him security camera video of Jeter bringing various ridiculously hot girls up to his apartment in his elevator.

Did the security guard also see Ferris pass out at 31Flavors last night?