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(Some Guy) Amusing Remember "Slut Walk"? That's old news. OWS? Soooo yesterday. Today's outrage is brought to you by the "Muff Walk"...a march in protest of designer vaginas   (newswire.xbiz.com) divider line 581
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2011-12-13 09:22:16 AM
They sound like they have some ugly ass pussies.
 
2011-12-13 10:59:22 AM
MeinRS6: They sound like they have some ugly ass pussies.

There's a "Fat Cats" joke in there somewhere...
 
2011-12-13 11:32:53 AM
MeinRS6: They sound like they have some ugly ass pussies.

Still prettier than your face.
 
2011-12-13 12:05:25 PM
The first-ever "Muff March" protest, organized by UK Feminista, was created as a backlash against "designer vaginas" that the organizers claim are a result in part of an intrusive "pornified culture" that measures everyday women against porn stars.

I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. HGH and Viagra can cause hearing loss.
 
2011-12-13 12:08:00 PM
bighasbeen: The first-ever "Muff March" protest, organized by UK Feminista, was created as a backlash against "designer vaginas" that the organizers claim are a result in part of an intrusive "pornified culture" that measures everyday women against porn stars.

I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. HGH and Viagra can cause hearing loss.


WE HAVE SO LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM THAT WE FORCIBLY COMPARE OURSELVES TO THOSE WHOM OTHERS FIND ATTRACTIVE AND IT PISSES US OFF THAT WE'RE NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE TOO!
 
2011-12-13 12:17:43 PM
This is boring. Can we talk about food?

i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-13 12:20:40 PM
Now this is a movement I can get into, at least until I roll over and go to sleep.
 
2011-12-13 12:21:20 PM
To be certain, plastic surgery has been enbiggening men's parts long before they looked at the VJ although not the breasts.

And I'm not talking about any kind of "circumcision"; strictly surgery.
 
2011-12-13 12:24:46 PM
Get a goddamned job.
 
2011-12-13 12:54:25 PM
"pornified culture" that measures everyday women against porn stars.

Yeah, because male porn stars are all hung like Asian dwarves locked in a freezer.

/doesn't care, hung like a horse
//but really ladies, shave
 
2011-12-13 01:23:35 PM
MeinRS6: They sound like they have some ugly ass-pussies.

You're doing it wrong.
 
2011-12-13 01:33:14 PM
I was just speaking from the heart.
 
2011-12-13 02:32:11 PM
So. Let's see. February is Black History Month (LGBT month in Great Britain) that's followed up by Muff March, a week of which is devoted to some sort of madness. That's all preceded by "National Thank You Month" January. (no, seriously)
 
2011-12-13 02:37:37 PM
I_Am_Weasel: So. Let's see. February is Black History Month (LGBT month in Great Britain) that's followed up by Muff March, a week of which is devoted to some sort of madness. That's all preceded by "National Thank You Month" January. (no, seriously)

All of March is March Madness, and don't ever forget it.
 
2011-12-13 03:06:56 PM
With removal of pubic hair now standard, labia are more visible and open to scrutiny.

*fap*fap*fap*
 
2011-12-13 03:15:02 PM
Now, myvagina is hardly designer. It was fashioned by local artisans. From all organic products.



/in fact, it's made out of hemp
//no, actually, it's not
 
2011-12-13 03:15:50 PM
dahmers love zombie: This is boring. Can we talk about food?

[i.imgur.com image 640x512]


Sure.

whatscookingamerica.net
 
2011-12-13 03:16:53 PM
Vajazzled?
 
2011-12-13 03:17:30 PM
I love vaginas but most are hideous to look at.
 
2011-12-13 03:17:38 PM
I'm more of a Function over Form kinda guy. Can it twist off the cap on my beer? Can it shoot a ping pong ball across the room? That kinda stuff.
 
2011-12-13 03:18:03 PM
From their lips to God's ear.
 
2011-12-13 03:18:18 PM
Go bleach your assholes, assholes.
 
2011-12-13 03:18:45 PM
Bah. My lady has a designer bung hole.
 
2011-12-13 03:19:35 PM
So I guess its a lotta 70's porno type bush going on there. Not much vajazzling going on there either.
 
2011-12-13 03:19:44 PM
http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund
/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n?s=mobile

NSFW! On my Mobil or else I'd link it. Good for a laugh, or eye bleach.
 
2011-12-13 03:19:55 PM
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Can't see article.

What, pray tell, is a "designed vagina"?
 
2011-12-13 03:20:51 PM
otherginger: Now, myvagina is hardly designer. It was fashioned by local artisans. From all organic products.



/in fact, it's made out of hemp
//no, actually, it's not


For some reason, your post makes me want to puke.
 
2011-12-13 03:20:53 PM
lennavan: dahmers love zombie: This is boring. Can we talk about food?

[i.imgur.com image 640x512]

Sure.

[whatscookingamerica.net image 274x225]


En garde...

i178.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-13 03:21:21 PM
I'm thinking Arby's.
 
2011-12-13 03:21:50 PM
ArkAngel: bighasbeen: The first-ever "Muff March" protest, organized by UK Feminista, was created as a backlash against "designer vaginas" that the organizers claim are a result in part of an intrusive "pornified culture" that measures everyday women against porn stars.

I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. HGH and Viagra can cause hearing loss.

WE HAVE SO LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM THAT WE FORCIBLY COMPARE OURSELVES TO THOSE WHOM OTHERS FIND ATTRACTIVE AND IT PISSES US OFF THAT WE'RE NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE TOO!


Can I ask you something? Has anyone EVER in the history of planet Earth, under normal circumstances, ever cared what a lady's parts looked like as long as they had access to them? I mean, really. Don't like my bits? There's the door. It's very simple, really.

/Also, I am beginning to suffer outrage fatigue so forgive me if I fail to muster outrage for this one.
 
2011-12-13 03:22:44 PM
Jake Havechek:
Can't see article.

What, pray tell, is a "designed vagina"?




LONDON - British feminists protesting vaginal cosmetic surgery took to the streets on Saturday with the porn industry square in its sights.

The first-ever "Muff March" protest, organized by UK Feminista, was created as a backlash against "designer vaginas" that the organizers claim are a result in part of an intrusive "pornified culture" that measures everyday women against porn stars.

A report in the Guardian said, "There is a growing concern among women that their genitals don't 'measure up' to the ideal touted by the global pornography industry - which for the past two decades has been busy infiltrating mainstream society. In porn, removal of pubic hair is de rigueur, and so we see this norm transferred into mainstream beauty practices. With removal of pubic hair now standard, labia are more visible and open to scrutiny. Now every inch of a woman's body is objectified and subject to judgment."

The march was engineered to challenge the demand from porn that grown women remove their pubic hair to appear more like pre-pubescent girls, according to the activists.

Female genital cosmetic surgery including vaginal rejuvenation, designer vaginoplasty, G spot amplification and revirgination is on the rise, the report said. "Between 2007 and 2008 there was a 70 percent increase in the number of labiaplasty operations carried out by the NHS, and last year the Harley Medical Group received more than 5,000 inquiries about cosmetic gynecology."

Blaming "porn ideals" for influencing the surgeries, the report also blasted surgeons who profit from the procedures.

But not everyone agrees.

Dr. Petra Boynton, sex researcher and educator, told the Guardian,"The focus of the Muff March on porn is, I think, limiting. While porn has undoubtedly had an impact on how we view our bodies I don't think it is accurate to simply see it as the main factor driving women to have cosmetic genital surgery or remove their pubic hair. In fact I'd say the mainstream media has a far greater role to play here but is not held accountable."
 
2011-12-13 03:23:14 PM
Does any guy really care what it looks like as long as he's getting some? I mean unless this is a blue waffle sort of deal, I don't think it really matters. Women are putting this pressure on themselves/each other.
 
2011-12-13 03:23:15 PM
Hmmm . . . I wonder what theirs look like if this is actually a problem in their lives.

I mean I can't imagine many straight guys getting almost there then saying eww and refusing to have sex with her because of a bit of hair.

So what kind of trainwreck are they sporting down there?
 
2011-12-13 03:23:22 PM
I'm beginning to think the white knights who come on here and chide people for shaved vaginas have issues of their own they need to work through.
 
2011-12-13 03:23:35 PM
Sybarite: With removal of the existence of no pubic hair now standard, labia are more visible and open to scrutiny.


funcrap.imtoonerdy.com
 
2011-12-13 03:23:46 PM
dahmers love zombie: MeinRS6: They sound like they have some ugly ass-pussies.

You're doing it wrong.


[iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg]
 
2011-12-13 03:24:04 PM
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Can't see article.

What, pray tell, is a "designed vagina"?


Well it's certainly not one that evolved over millions of years, that's for sure.

Teach the controversy!

/wish it was "Muff Madness"
//well, maybe, given the hole careful what you wish for, you might get it thing
 
2011-12-13 03:24:05 PM
/read the article

The march was engineered to challenge the demand from porn that grown women remove their pubic hair to appear more like pre-pubescent girls, according to the activists.

/I'm out, then
 
2011-12-13 03:24:25 PM
Needlessly Complicated: I mean, really. Don't like my bits? There's the door. It's very simple, really.

Damn, it's as big as a door?

/just kidding
 
2011-12-13 03:24:38 PM
Now every inch of a woman's body is objectified and subject to judgment.

Who has a problem with this and why? Women use sex to manipulate men, we objectify and judge. Seems like a good system to me.
 
2011-12-13 03:24:42 PM
Shaved vaginas aren't about wanting women to look like pre-pubescent girls any more than shaved armpits and legs are about wanting women to look like prepubescent girls.
It's about not trapping odor and frumunda. And not getting hair in your teeth.

That said, genital surgery is generally barbaric and a sham. That shiat deserves to be opposed.
And if you want to talk about porn expectations having a confidence effect on the normals, look no further than all the ads in your spam folder for big dick pills and 6-minute abs.
 
2011-12-13 03:24:48 PM
I always wondered who the fark gets off from the extreme ball-slapping, vagina shot in a porn flick? You're right there enjoying being a vouyer one minute as a pretty woman pleasures a man then...BAM!! All you see is shaft, balls, and juices. Bahhh.
 
2011-12-13 03:24:53 PM
MeinRS6: They sound like they have some ugly ass pussies.

And done in one
 
2011-12-13 03:25:03 PM
Ladies, as long as everything that needs to go in can go in and everything that needs to go out can go out why in the hell would you want to whittle on it?
Most men (and I'll assume most lesbians) are thrilled when they can get near enough to take a close look at yours. They don't farking care if it looks like it's been Photoshopped.
 
2011-12-13 03:25:05 PM
With removal of pubic hair now standard, labia are more visible and open to scrutiny.

Unless you're a genuine redhead, in which case it should be a felony to shave it off.

Even to trim it down to a landing strip or a Hitler is a crime. Nothing like a nice red bush.
 
2011-12-13 03:25:28 PM
Yeah, guess feminism's officially run out of actual things to complain about, then.

Well, actually that happened a few decades ago when mainstream society looked at the list of legit complaints, shrugged, and said "OK". In order to preserve their status as a separate movement/subculture, they've had to get crazier and crazier ever since. Kind of like the more recent path of the GOP, now that I think on it.
 
2011-12-13 03:25:33 PM
PillsHere: Does any guy really care what it looks like as long as he's getting some? I mean unless this is a blue waffle sort of deal, I don't think it really matters. Women are putting this pressure on themselves/each other.

If it looks like a hatchet wound, I'm not eating it.
 
2011-12-13 03:25:36 PM
Ok, someone has to say it, even if in jest...

VIE?
 
2011-12-13 03:25:39 PM
While I appreciate a nice vagina, it would have to be a pretty horrendous situation down there for me to run away.
 
2011-12-13 03:25:39 PM
I am sure a good portion of these folks are insufferable, but the rate at which pubic hair is becoming as scandalous as leg hair is kind of amazing to me. I wouldn't argue against porn being the main cause. It will be interesting to see if the pendulum swings back or stops like it has with legs and pits.

For the record I love hairy armpits, but gf thinks I am weird.
 
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