Newt Gingrich chimed in and said "What's the big deal? If I get elected I'm putting all those lazy 5-year-olds to work."

Didn't know there even was a Chuck E. Cheese anymore. I went there once as a little kid to some other kid's birthday party and even before I knew what a pederast furry was, it made me uncomfortable.

KingoftheCheese, your input is being requested in thread 6811242, KingoftheCheese, please chime in on thread 6811242...

Those dough mixing machines are no joke. I've seen a girl get her hand mangled when she thought she was being clever by sticking her hand in there while it was running.

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Sorry. On the road. No can do.

"minors under 18"

Are there minors over 18?

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Sorry. On the road. No can do.

Trafficking in children for labor, no doubt.

tomcatadam: Current Resident: "minors under 18"

Are there minors over 18?

Dwarves, elder Hobbits, Chileans, etc.

"Minors, not miners!"

Current Resident: "minors under 18"

Are there minors over 18?

In the state of Nebraska, you're a minor until age 19.

Grenwulf: When I was 16 in High School, worked for a short time in the meat market/deli of the local supermarket. Got a call a few months after I quit asking me how old I was when I worked there (you could practically hear the safety inspectors in the background salivating).

Ran the deli slicer a LOT working there. Cut about -[]- that much off the tip of my thumb...bled all over some woman's pepper bacon.

Team Meat Slicer Accident!

I have two under my belt.

Imperialism: Luckily the worst I did was cutting myself while cleaning it (while it was off).

That was #2. Drove my knuckle straight into the sharp edge straight on. It was over a year before I got all my feeling back and could make a fist again.

#1 was the tip of my thumb. I hope someone enjoyed me in their ham and swiss.

erveek: Diogenes: Grenwulf: When I was 16 in High School, worked for a short time in the meat market/deli of the local supermarket. Got a call a few months after I quit asking me how old I was when I worked there (you could practically hear the safety inspectors in the background salivating).

Ran the deli slicer a LOT working there. Cut about -[]- that much off the tip of my thumb...bled all over some woman's pepper bacon.

Team Meat Slicer Accident!

I have two under my belt.

Well there's your problem. You're not supposed to operate a meat slicer with that appendage.

It was my knees. Don't be gross.

InferiousX: Been too a Chuck E Cheese once.....never again..

Cops won't let you, eh?

Saiga410: I am not a moran like some of y'all.

One of my favorite stories to tell is that time I got my hand stuck in a pizza dough roller. It was the machine we fed the dough into to make it thin for a pizza. I was cleaning it, and yes I did something moronic. The story isn't so good in print because it's easier to gesture for certain parts of it, but let's just say I was the manager of this restaurant and my hand was literally stuck between the metal rollers and I was within 10 feet and in full view of the front counter during a Friday night rush.

So not only was I stuck there, but I couldn't even help my employees get through the rush, AND my asst manager was the only one smart enough to help me take apart the machine to get my hand out. Finally got it out, my right index finger was lacerated pretty bad and I had to drive myself to the hospital. I drove a standard transmission vehicle.

unicron702: T.rex: I operated both the trash compactor and the furnace at the local grocery store chain when i was 15... in fact, it was probably the highlite of my day.

Probably good you enjoyed it.

There's nothing like shoveling trash in the furnace and breathing in deeply.

I used to be a kid like you, but then I took a ball-pit ball in the knee.