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(Smh.com.au) Ironic News: Govt Minister drops F-bomb. Fark: On live TV during children's programming hours. Total Fark: It's the guy who's setting up Australia's Big Brother net filtering... you know, for the children   (smh.com.au) divider line 45
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2011-12-13 08:58:44 AM
From here on in, I shall dub him Stephen farking Conroy. I'm hoping I can get it to stick.
 
2011-12-13 10:30:26 AM
"If a tax goes up, God, that is sovereign risk. But if a tax goes down, f---ing fantastic."

WTF is he talking about? Has his mind been affected by his bowl spinning in the wrong direction or something? Because sovereign risk is only loosly related to taxation.

He sounds almost as stupid as a FOX news host.
 
2011-12-13 11:54:28 AM
Proved his point then, didn't he?
 
2011-12-13 11:55:00 AM
From the poll on the article: Amusing: makes him look a goose

lolwut?
 
2011-12-13 11:56:34 AM
That should hold the little bastards.
 
2011-12-13 11:56:54 AM
fark the children
 
2011-12-13 11:57:34 AM
Whats the problem? He's just helping prepare kids for a future of online gaming.
 
2011-12-13 11:57:49 AM
Marcus Aurelius: "If a tax goes up, God, that is sovereign risk. But if a tax goes down, f---ing fantastic."

WTF is he talking about? Has his mind been affected by his bowl spinning in the wrong direction or something? Because sovereign risk is only loosly related to taxation.

He sounds almost as stupid as a FOX news host.


Idiotic punditry: it's not just for Americans
 
2011-12-13 11:58:11 AM
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2011-12-13 11:58:16 AM
he is now known as the Minister of Silly Talks
 
2011-12-13 11:58:39 AM
AcneVulgaris: fark the children

Jerry Sandusky?
 
2011-12-13 12:00:12 PM
He should get stuffed, if that's the correct usage.
 
2011-12-13 12:02:33 PM
Too bad the FAIL tag got filtered out for this thread.
 
2011-12-13 12:04:29 PM
Classic...
 
2011-12-13 12:04:34 PM
FoopytheMoose: [img685.imageshack.us image 406x404]

Ha! It's funny because some Asians got nuked.
 
2011-12-13 12:05:43 PM
here to help: FoopytheMoose: [img685.imageshack.us image 406x404]

Ha! It's funny because some Asians got nuked.


Some of the survivors had hilarious mutations too!
 
2011-12-13 12:07:32 PM
Won't somebody please think of the farkING CHILDREN
 
2011-12-13 12:08:00 PM
What the f*ck did he say?
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2011-12-13 12:09:02 PM
AcneVulgaris: Some of the survivors had hilarious mutations too!

XD
 
2011-12-13 12:09:06 PM
Pic of government minister:

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2011-12-13 12:09:48 PM
here to help 2011-12-13 12:04:34 PM

FoopytheMoose: [img685.imageshack.us image 406x404]

Ha! It's funny because some Asians got nuked.


Enable voting, you win internet
 
2011-12-13 12:10:15 PM
SJKebab: From here on in, I shall dub him Stephen farking Conroy. I'm hoping I can get it to stick.

Stephen "Blagojevich" Conroy would work as well.
 
2011-12-13 12:10:59 PM
Gdalescrboz: you win internet

Sweet! I could use one of those.
 
2011-12-13 12:12:19 PM
Did he star in "You and Your Stupid Mate"?

/it's free on Netflix Streaming. oh and Ned Kelly is an Australian hero.
 
2011-12-13 12:16:29 PM
WTF are kids doing at home, watching TV, and not mopping floors at school? They deserve a little dose of reality, and that's how real people talk.
 
2011-12-13 12:21:46 PM
Do all Aussie women have cankles? I watched The Clinic (RIP Andy Whitfield) and I swear all those women had cankles.
 
2011-12-13 12:25:27 PM
AcneVulgaris: here to help: FoopytheMoose: [img685.imageshack.us image 406x404]

Ha! It's funny because some Asians got nuked.

Some of the survivors had hilarious mutations too!


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2011-12-13 12:27:45 PM
FoopytheMoose: [img685.imageshack.us image 406x404]


Next time drop A-Bo...
Nevermind.
A-Bomb for sissy. Make it H-Bomb. 12 H-Bomb.
 
2011-12-13 12:28:18 PM
It isn't for the children and never has been. Not there, not here, not anywhere. Anytime politicians or police or government agents say something is to protect us or is for the children, that's how you know they are lying.
 
2011-12-13 12:36:59 PM
SJKebab: From here on in, I shall dub him Stephen farking Conroy. I'm hoping I can get it to stick.

Hells yes. Stephen Farking Conroy is a dick.

Personally, I like the labour party and most of their policies, but making this asshole the communications minister was a stupid move for them, even though his internet filtering plan never even got to a vote in parliament because it was so farking unpopular, even amongst members of his own party.
 
2011-12-13 12:51:22 PM
Old enough to know better: Whats the problem? He's just helping prepare kids for a future of online gaming.

Shut up noob!
 
2011-12-13 01:34:43 PM
www.jonathanrosenbaum.com
 
2011-12-13 01:40:47 PM
"That ought to hold the farking little bastards."

My grandfather had a record of on-air slip-ups which included the famous kiddie show host who said a naughty word you couldn't say on the air in those days. This famous incident is parodied on The Simpsons using the Great Gabbo, rival to Krusty the Klown, in the place of the media personality. By the way, there was a movie called The Great Gabbo which was the origin of this Simpsons ventriloquist dummy's name. The Simpsons is endlessly educational, especially when it comes to things that Matt Groenig and the writers learned as children. They are not the least bit afraid of anachronism or obscurity. This is one reason why geeks and nerds love them. You can become an expert on Simpson allusions, a scholar if you will.

A record was a round vinyl disc on which audio data was encoded in the form of variations in the depth or width of a spiral groove on one or both sides of the vinyl. This particular disc was an early form of the Internet's YouTube, only without pictures.

Believe it or not, the f-bomb was in current usage well before the invention of cable TV. In fact, such language existed even in the 1800s, when morality reached its most depraved depths under Good Queen Victoria, who struck out allusions to lesbians in an anti-homosexual bill because she refused to believe that such things exist.

That's what she said, any way.
 
2011-12-13 01:46:57 PM
I'd love to win the Internet but I'm afraid that I might drop it and break it.

\Yes, there will be a Series Five of The IT Crowd. Maybe they can go out by REALLY destroying the Internet. That would be cool, like all those Blackadder final episodes, and the ending of Bottom.

And if the characters were to survive into the post-apocalyptic world, it needn't be as sad as the ending of those series.

A man can dream.
 
2011-12-13 01:51:14 PM
brantgoose: I'd love to win the Internet but I'm afraid that I might drop it and break it.

\Yes, there will be a Series Five of The IT Crowd. Maybe they can go out by REALLY destroying the Internet. That would be cool, like all those Blackadder final episodes, and the ending of Bottom.

And if the characters were to survive into the post-apocalyptic world, it needn't be as sad as the ending of those series.

A man can dream.


Of a cunning plan?
 
2011-12-13 01:53:29 PM
well frak me.
 
2011-12-13 01:58:13 PM
I remember once several months ago I landed on C-Span live just in time for some senator to say what a "shiatty deal" a bill was, and he said it several times.
Public language unbecoming an elected official.
 
2011-12-13 02:03:54 PM
I like a reminder every now and then that Australia does, in fact, exist.
 
2011-12-13 02:12:35 PM
puddleonfire: I remember once several months ago I landed on C-Span live just in time for some senator to say what a "shiatty deal" a bill was, and he said it several times.
Public language unbecoming an elected official.


www.cleavelin.net
 
2011-12-13 02:36:56 PM
brantgoose: "That ought to hold the farking little bastards."

My grandfather had a record of on-air slip-ups which included the famous kiddie show host who said a naughty word you couldn't say on the air in those days. This famous incident is parodied on The Simpsons using the Great Gabbo, rival to Krusty the Klown, in the place of the media personality. By the way, there was a movie called The Great Gabbo which was the origin of this Simpsons ventriloquist dummy's name. The Simpsons is endlessly educational, especially when it comes to things that Matt Groenig and the writers learned as children. They are not the least bit afraid of anachronism or obscurity. This is one reason why geeks and nerds love them. You can become an expert on Simpson allusions, a scholar if you will.

A record was a round vinyl disc on which audio data was encoded in the form of variations in the depth or width of a spiral groove on one or both sides of the vinyl. This particular disc was an early form of the Internet's YouTube, only without pictures.

Believe it or not, the f-bomb was in current usage well before the invention of cable TV. In fact, such language existed even in the 1800s, when morality reached its most depraved depths under Good Queen Victoria, who struck out allusions to lesbians in an anti-homosexual bill because she refused to believe that such things exist.

That's what she said, any way.


Well, good Queen Vic was a notorious pot head and reefer fiend.
 
2011-12-13 02:56:12 PM
Marcus Aurelius: "If a tax goes up, God, that is sovereign risk. But if a tax goes down, f---ing fantastic."

WTF is he talking about? Has his mind been affected by his bowl spinning in the wrong direction or something? Because sovereign risk is only loosly related to taxation.

He sounds almost as stupid as a FOX news host.


Maybe it was part of his job interview for Fox?
 
2011-12-13 07:09:41 PM
News: Govt Minister drops F-bomb. Fark: On live TV during children's programming hours. Total Fark: It's the guy who's setting up tried and failed to set up Australia's Big Brother net filtering... you know, for the children.

FTFY Subby.
 
2011-12-13 08:35:02 PM
Marcus Aurelius: He sounds almost as stupid as a FOX news host.

It's well known to anyone who has paid attention to Down Under Politics (TM) that Conroy is batshiat insane, driven by the same religiosity bullshiat that drives the reich-wing part of the GOP.

He is Palin with a penis.
 
2011-12-14 02:23:32 AM
Marcus Aurelius: "If a tax goes up, God, that is sovereign risk. But if a tax goes down, f---ing fantastic."

WTF is he talking about? Has his mind been affected by his bowl spinning in the wrong direction or something? Because sovereign risk is only loosly related to taxation.

He sounds almost as stupid as a FOX news host.


Knowing the context is good - there have been two new changes to the Australian tax code by the left-ish Labor Party/Green Government that have increased taxes on mining businesses (a mining super profits tax) and polluters (a carbon tax) while decreasing the tax burden on low income earners.

The right wing pundits in Australia use the line of 'Sovereign Risk' to argue against tax increases on business. They claim that these increases will cause businesses to now regard the Australian Government as a new source of risk to profit forecasts (i.e., they've raised taxes once, they may do it again so we now can't trust them), and that this will inhibit investment in the Australian mining industry.

So he was mocking these pundits' talking points.

That said, his position on trying to force internet providers to ban websites is ridiculous. It stems from a weird Catholic part of the Labor Party that is really quite socially conservative on issues like 'protecting the children from bad things', gay marriage, etc. So again, it's a bit different to the evangelical form of conservatism in US politics, but is more like how the Catholic's tend to support the Democrats on issues of social justice, but abhor the Democrat's position on freedom of choice in sexual and family matters.
 
2011-12-14 06:58:44 AM
maddermaxx: SJKebab: From here on in, I shall dub him Stephen farking Conroy. I'm hoping I can get it to stick.

Hells yes. Stephen Farking Conroy is a dick.

Personally, I like the labour party and most of their policies, but making this asshole the communications minister was a stupid move for them, even though his internet filtering plan never even got to a vote in parliament because it was so farking unpopular, even amongst members of his own party.


Unpopular sentiment these days, however I'm with you there.
 
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