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		But really, who among us hasn't accidentally killed his prostitute fiancee during a meth and bondage party, then driven cross-country with her corpse in his truck before burning it all? (washingtonpost.com)		163
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Smoke14

2011-12-12 11:43:37 PM

Or as we around here like to call that Tuesday.

Mentat

2011-12-12 11:47:33 PM

Just once, but in my defense, she was a biatch.

Ghastly

2011-12-12 11:47:36 PM

Just the one time.

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-13 12:00:48 AM

/raises hand

Oh, wait. HASN'T killed, and HIS.

Wait.

I'm confused.

2wolves

2011-12-13 12:10:49 AM

Ghastly: Just the one time.

Fark just one goat...

croesius

2011-12-13 12:15:02 AM

Wait, his ex-wife brought their KIDS to the hearing? Damn, that's crafty. "Okay kids, at whose house do you want to stay this weekend?"

MBK

2011-12-13 12:41:31 AM

I do this every Summer.

I'm thinking of doing it twice a year. Who wants in!?

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-13 12:45:58 AM

MBK: I do this every Summer.

I'm thinking of doing it twice a year. Who wants in!?

/raises hand

Smoke14

2011-12-13 01:29:19 AM

MBK: I do this every Summer.

I'm thinking of doing it twice a year. Who wants in!?

I'm game....make it an annual event.

Grables'Daughter

2011-12-13 01:32:17 AM

Smoke14: MBK: I do this every Summer.

I'm thinking of doing it twice a year. Who wants in!?

I'm game....make it an annual event.

But he said twice a year... so...

/never mind

Smoke14

2011-12-13 02:17:19 AM

Grables'Daughter: Smoke14: MBK: I do this every Summer.

I'm thinking of doing it twice a year. Who wants in!?

I'm game....make it an annual event.

But he said twice a year... so...

/never mind

I know what you mean, was thinking on a grander more organized scale.....like Sturgis only with dead hookers and what not....

SoCalSurfer

2011-12-13 02:33:36 AM

Smoke14: Grables'Daughter: Smoke14: MBK: I do this every Summer.

I'm thinking of doing it twice a year. Who wants in!?

I'm game....make it an annual event.

But he said twice a year... so...

/never mind

I know what you mean, was thinking on a grander more organized scale.....like Sturgis only with dead hookers and what not....

You said sturgis twice

The Onanist

2011-12-13 02:51:15 AM

Smoke14: I know what you mean, was thinking on a grander more organized scale.....like Sturgis only with dead hookers and what not....

Obligatory. (^)

Bill_Wick's_Friend

2011-12-13 02:53:42 AM

It's OK.

My brother Fredo owns this place. It'll be like it never happened.

vudukungfu

2011-12-13 04:54:43 AM

Grables'Daughter: I'm confused.

Leave the gun.
Take my cannoli.

AbbeySomeone

2011-12-13 05:40:08 AM

croesius: Wait, his ex-wife brought their KIDS to the hearing? Damn, that's crafty. "Okay kids, at whose house do you want to stay this weekend?"

Hey it's OK, she covered her face with her hands while her kids leaned forward in their seats (FTFA)
W.T.F?
I dunno but a few of my relatives died, sure I was a bit depressed but I didn't kill any prostitutes in a meth fueled bondage frenzy - Am I doing it wrong?

untaken_name

2011-12-13 06:41:03 AM

Hmm, never thought about driving cross-country with the body...going to have to try that one of these times.

Shakespeare's Monkey

2011-12-13 06:42:04 AM

Around here, we call that Saturday night.

doglover

2011-12-13 06:45:34 AM

untaken_name: Hmm, never thought about driving cross-country with the body...going to have to try that one of these times.

Smoke14: I know what you mean, was thinking on a grander more organized scale.....like Sturgis only with dead hookers and what not....

So just Sturgis.

BarbadoSlim

2011-12-13 06:46:05 AM

Only one prostitute? Pffffffffffft

miss diminutive

2011-12-13 06:47:08 AM

prostitute fiancee

As in, she was a prostitute and he was going to marry her or as in she would engage people for money?

untaken_name

2011-12-13 06:51:09 AM

miss diminutive: prostitute fiancee

As in, she was a prostitute and he was going to marry her or as in she would engage people for money?

I'm guessing the former, because why would they need to specify the latter? They could just say "fiancee".

IAAl

2011-12-13 06:56:05 AM

Quick etiquette question here. Is it OK to take back the ring before burning the body?

Make More Hinjews

2011-12-13 06:57:28 AM

untaken_name: miss diminutive: prostitute fiancee

As in, she was a prostitute and he was going to marry her or as in she would engage people for money?

I'm guessing the former, because why would they need to specify the latter? They could just say "fiancee".

Zing!

... Anyone else read the headline and think, "Oh God, Charlie Sheen has finally hit bottom, and it's so much worse than we thought!"?

kwirlkarphys

2011-12-13 06:58:32 AM

/bucketlist

LonMead

2011-12-13 06:58:52 AM

But really, who among us hasn't accidentally killed his prostitute fiancee during a meth and bondage party, then driven cross-country with her corpse in his truck before burning it all?

You're kidding, right? I would never...

coke and S&M, then ship FedEx

AbbeySomeone

2011-12-13 06:59:38 AM

IAAl: Quick etiquette question here. Is it OK to take back the ring before burning the body?

The Fark Etiquette Committee will get back to you in a timely fashion.

Mugato

2011-12-13 07:00:31 AM

IAAl: Quick etiquette question here. Is it OK to take back the ring before burning the body?

That's simply not done in sophisticated circles.

Make More Hinjews

2011-12-13 07:01:09 AM

BTW, I love how the mods came up with the tag "prostitute fiancee" for this headline. Let's look to fill up that tag cloud, chaps.

IAAl: Quick etiquette question here. Is it OK to take back the ring before burning the body?

No... but if it suffers fire damage, it IS considered socially acceptable to pawn it for its appraised value, minus ten percent.

4.bp.blogspot.com

some_beer_drinker

2011-12-13 07:08:18 AM

meth sounds like a hellova drug.

wallywam1

2011-12-13 07:11:06 AM

SoCalSurfer: Smoke14: Grables'Daughter: Smoke14: MBK: I do this every Summer.

I'm thinking of doing it twice a year. Who wants in!?

I'm game....make it an annual event.

But he said twice a year... so...

/never mind

I know what you mean, was thinking on a grander more organized scale.....like Sturgis only with dead hookers and what not....

You said sturgis twice

Regular Sturgis or Sturgis Sturgis?

LonMead

2011-12-13 07:18:56 AM

some_beer_drinker: meth sounds like a hellova drug.

Let's ask an expert...
4.bp.blogspot.com

BarbadoSlim

2011-12-13 07:21:11 AM

IAAl: Quick etiquette question here. Is it OK to take back the ring before burning the body?

Well that's a difficult one. It used to be that you would cut the finger off before burning the carcass. But now it has become generally accepted practice to burn the body and sift through the ashes to retrieve the ring. Just go with whatever feels best for YOU.

doglover

2011-12-13 07:21:32 AM

Ghastly: Just the one time.

Yeah I'll believe that.

BurnShrike

2011-12-13 07:23:52 AM

Fiancee? I thought all Farkers lived in their mother's basements and had no hopes of finding a real live woman.

IlGreven

2011-12-13 07:25:58 AM

C'mon, who hasn't wanted to be Christian Slater in Very Bad Things?

Cormee

2011-12-13 07:27:03 AM

Accidentally?

I havent, I guess.

SurfaceTension

2011-12-13 07:28:16 AM

miss diminutive: As in, she was a prostitute and he was going to marry her or as in she would engage people for money?

There's a difference?

/yes, I have an ex-wife

cats4rent

2011-12-13 07:29:11 AM

i thought the "official hooker dump" was outside las vegas. he must have missed the turn. or didn't notice that she was dead yet.

doglover

2011-12-13 07:32:13 AM

BurnShrike: Fiancee? I thought all Farkers lived in their mother's basements and had no hopes of finding a real live woman.

Giving a ring to a truck stop prostitute meth addict isn't the same as a real fiancee.

It didn't even last past the bondage.

Shirley Ujest

2011-12-13 07:32:20 AM

That guy's kids are going to have some pretty awesome stories.

" What does your dad do?"

"Well, he's in jail..."

"Oh..what happened?"

"He was celebrating his engagement to his hooker fiance with a bondage sex game that went wrong and she died."

ChuDogg

2011-12-13 07:33:00 AM

She should have breathed out her nose

thelordofcheese

2011-12-13 07:44:30 AM

croesius: Wait, his ex-wife brought their KIDS to the hearing? Damn, that's crafty. "Okay kids, at whose house do you want to stay this weekend?"

I'm gonna bet the grammar wasn't that impeccable.

drjekel_mrhyde

2011-12-13 07:45:04 AM

ChuDogg: She should have breathed out her nose

I assumed hookers breath and blow fire out of their vags

thelordofcheese

2011-12-13 07:46:48 AM

shtychkn

2011-12-13 07:48:14 AM

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across

2011-12-13 07:51:34 AM

No subby, I can honestly say that I have never accidently killed a prostitute...

HenryFnord

2011-12-13 07:52:52 AM

Yeah been there done that

Mattyb710

2011-12-13 07:56:24 AM

Make More Hinjews: BTW, I love how the mods came up with the tag "prostitute fiancee" for this headline. Let's look to fill up that tag cloud, chaps.

I was just thinking about how redundant that is.

Contribution Corsair

2011-12-13 07:59:15 AM

I knew I took vacation time for a reason...then this guy has to go and show off with his "Oh look at me, I can have a meth and bondage party" without inviting other interesting people.

How ELSE am I suppose to dispose of my prostitute fiancees or my Saigon whores?

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