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		Boy, 14, tricks terrorists and escapes from captivity (mirror.co.uk)		37
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Pawn takes the King		2011-12-12 11:46:51 PM

But he outwitted four armed guards by telling them he was going to wash in a stream, before running away.

That's it?? That's all he had to do? & why haven't we killed them all yet??

snuff3r		2011-12-13 12:50:18 AM

Or the family paid the ransom... (new window)

Torqueknot		2011-12-13 02:07:17 AM

Pawn takes the King: But he outwitted four armed guards by telling them he was going to wash in a stream, before running away.

That's it?? That's all he had to do? & why haven't we killed them all yet??

Heh. His cousin, who was also kidnapped at the time, escaped last month. Me thinks these terrorists need to find something else to do, something they are good at.

whiterrabbit		2011-12-13 02:12:55 AM

People lie too much. I cannot believe a word of this crap.

Brainsick		2011-12-13 02:14:57 AM

Gelatinous		2011-12-13 02:17:55 AM

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ThisNameSux		2011-12-13 02:17:57 AM

Really guys, I'll brb.

doglover		2011-12-13 02:18:09 AM

Pawn takes the King: why haven't we killed them all yet??

We did. I'm pretty sure 100% or more of the people we started killing over there are dead.

The problem is all the collateral damage is making them sign up in droves to replace the fallen.

Public Savant		2011-12-13 02:19:46 AM

Did he build something in a cave?

/Didn't RTFA

ArcadianRefugee		2011-12-13 02:57:58 AM

Photo of the boy in question:

www.chicagonow.com

Flash_NYC		2011-12-13 03:05:30 AM

Anyone else wondering why, if this kidnapping happened months ago, we didn't hear about it then?

The same thing with the diabetic guy in who we just saw a tape from last week. How come we didn't hear about his going missing for months?

Marcintosh		2011-12-13 03:35:59 AM

. . . an al-Qaeda-linked group which is considered a terrorist organisation by the Americans.

Dunno 'bout that. I'd say they were more a comedy troupe then real stone-cold terrorists

cue the Yakity-Sax music

The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight		2011-12-13 03:44:51 AM

Video of the kidnapper's latest attempt (new window)

wumpus		2011-12-13 03:54:42 AM

I'm sure they were paid very well to be outwitted so often. We refuse to pay a ransom. (But we will give you exactly how much you want if you look the other way while he walks off. Don't tell anybody)

DeathByGeekSquad		2011-12-13 06:04:31 AM

doglover: Pawn takes the King: why haven't we killed them all yet??

We did. I'm pretty sure 100% or more of the people we started killing over there are dead.

The problem is all the collateral damage is making them sign up in droves to replace the fallen.

Or they're being raised in an environment with heavy emphasis on religion, and that religion is being used to twist their perspective towards negative outcomes.

JesusJuice		2011-12-13 06:14:51 AM

Not impressed. Muzzies are dumb.

shivashakti		2011-12-13 06:28:14 AM

JesusJuice: Not impressed. Muzzies are dumb.

Well, that's just ignorant and bigoted...

skodabunny		2011-12-13 06:31:15 AM

Brainsick: [www.bite.ca image 296x269]

And I raise you...
3.bp.blogspot.com

A young Rusty Venture was who sprang to my mind. Couldn't find a good picture quickly enough though.

\damn that series is good
\\really, really good
\\\come on Season 5!

Crunch61		2011-12-13 06:55:14 AM

group linked with al-Qaeda

Of course they are.

pkellmey		2011-12-13 07:12:52 AM

4 Months? The A Team is not impressed.

MythDragon		2011-12-13 08:06:45 AM

/Seriously, what is he thinking?
//And why is he aiming? The target is 1 foot away...and you're using an RPG.

limeyfellow		2011-12-13 08:07:53 AM

Crunch61: group linked with al-Qaeda

Of course they are.

Just about everyone they ever come across is apparently linked to al-Qaeda and apparently they really suck at being terrorists. Isn't that right Mr. Burned off his own dick on a plane with his explosives guy.

Stinkyy		2011-12-13 08:28:40 AM

I submitted this with a better headline, noting that the boy was from Virginia, not blonde, and not female. Oh well, such is Fark.

H31N0US		2011-12-13 09:25:49 AM

I'm guessing the insurance company didn't bite, so one by one the "hostages" escaped.

bulok		2011-12-13 10:12:26 AM

Flash_NYC: Anyone else wondering why, if this kidnapping happened months ago, we didn't hear about it then?

The same thing with the diabetic guy in who we just saw a tape from last week. How come we didn't hear about his going missing for months?

Because they aren't pretty blond girls

OnlyM3		2011-12-13 10:16:10 AM

Islam is a terrorist organization. Who would have thought that was the case?

Oldiron_79		2011-12-13 10:20:37 AM

No pics of the SP episode where Cartman went all bugs bunny on Osama?

lilbordr		2011-12-13 10:25:36 AM

Was it this kid?
www.mediabistro.com

Oldiron_79		2011-12-13 10:27:37 AM

skodabunny:

A young Rusty Venture was who sprang to my mind. Couldn't find a good picture quickly enough though.

\damn that series is good
\\really, really good
\\\come on Season 5!

I'll bet you a "Rusty Venture" that there is a good young Rusty Venture pic out there somewhere.

nazlfrag		2011-12-13 10:37:44 AM

Or, y'know, they're just poor as fark over there and kidnap rich looking tourists for ransom because they're poor as fark. Religion as an excuse for being a farkwit is bullshiat no matter who abuses it.

SpectroBoy		2011-12-13 10:38:26 AM

As "tricks" go this is right up there with "Look over there! Is that Lady Gaga" and "I gotta use the can, I'll be back in a second."

offmymeds		2011-12-13 10:50:13 AM

Someone's going to get fired over this.

/heads are gonna roll...

Genta		2011-12-13 10:51:46 AM

good thing trix are for kids.

The Voice of Doom		2011-12-13 11:23:58 AM

Fake.
Stuff like this only works if it's four kids and at least one [dog | monkey | parrot | some other pet].

ciberido		2011-12-13 11:58:30 AM

FTA: But he outwitted four armed guards by telling them he was going to wash in a stream, before running away.

Pawn takes the King: That's it?? That's all he had to do? & why haven't we killed them all yet??

Great. Thanks for publishing that, Mirror. Now I'll never be allowed to bathe again.