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2011-12-12 11:24:44 PM
wait until they find out about the public restroom
 
2011-12-13 12:16:25 AM
You know what's even worse than clipping your fingernails on public transportation?

Clipping your F**KING TOENAILS!!

Saw it happen on a city bus a couple of years ago. The driver booted the nasty biatch off the bus too, after warning her to stop & she didn't.
 
2011-12-13 12:55:43 AM
When I worked in the Des Moines office of Alexsis Risk Management, our branch manager used to clip his toenails at his desk.

I told one of the other senior claims adjusters, but she didn't believe. I told her to just wait until he left for lunch and then go look for herself. She did and found this nice semi-circle of clippings on the floor in front of his desk chair.

After that, she decided to skip lunch for the day.
 
2011-12-13 01:26:20 AM
You litter with your body parts regardless. The skin you are constantly shedding is just dead body parts that's falling off of you at all times.
 
2011-12-13 03:52:08 AM
RexTalionis: You litter with your body parts regardless. The skin you are constantly shedding is just dead body parts that's falling off of you at all times.

This.
 
2011-12-13 04:48:57 AM
RexTalionis: You litter with your body parts regardless. The skin you are constantly shedding is just dead body parts that's falling off of you at all times.

That's normal. Clipping your nails (finger or toe) in public isn't.
 
2011-12-13 05:37:08 AM
I never really got the hatred for clipping fingernails. Why are people so repulsed by it?
 
2011-12-13 05:40:56 AM
When I was a Naval Officer stationed at COMNAVSURFPAC, there was one LCDR who had some sort of skin infection on his arms that looked like a bunch of zits.

On a daily basis, he would sit at his desk and pop the zit-like sores on his arms and then suck the pus that exploded from those sores.

/I kid you not.
 
2011-12-13 05:52:57 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: When I was a Naval Officer stationed at COMNAVSURFPAC, there was one LCDR who had some sort of skin infection on his arms that looked like a bunch of zits.

On a daily basis, he would sit at his desk and pop the zit-like sores on his arms and then suck the pus that exploded from those sores.

/I kid you not.


Well, maybe nails aren't that bad.
 
2011-12-13 05:56:28 AM
I'm one of those assholes.

I clip my nails while filling up with gas, any time I'm taking a break with grass around me, or when a trashcan is handy and I'm not busy. It's something I have to do about three times a week anyways, might as well work it into down time.
 
das
2011-12-13 05:57:16 AM
Clip, clip, clip...
 
2011-12-13 05:57:24 AM
I wonder if this guy realizes we all shed about 40,000 skin cells every hour? A couple of fingernails aint shiat.
 
2011-12-13 06:09:38 AM
ReapTheChaos: I wonder if this guy realizes we all shed about 40,000 skin cells every hour? A couple of fingernails aint shiat.

missing the point, Sheldon. people are conditioned into responses, mild horror at publicly clipping nails is one of them.
 
2011-12-13 06:10:50 AM
My boss at one of my old jobs used to come by my cubicle and clean his ears with any spare bobby pins I had laying around. The hoop at the end would be full of earwax once he was done. It was one of the most disgusting things I've experienced....

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: On a daily basis, he would sit at his desk and pop the zit-like sores on his arms and then suck the pus that exploded from those sores.

...until I read this.

/gag
 
2011-12-13 06:12:40 AM
I don't believe for a second that there is an impassioned manifesto as a TruCrap link.
 
2011-12-13 06:13:30 AM
Skail: I never really got the hatred for clipping fingernails. Why are people so repulsed by it?

It's dangerous. If a pregnant woman steps on it, she will miscarry.
 
2011-12-13 06:21:38 AM
KrispyKritter: missing the point, Sheldon. people are conditioned into responses, mild horror at publicly clipping nails is one of them.

Didn't miss any point. Aside from skin there's hair, boogers, saliva, sweat and many other things that fall off, or out of, our bodies every day, not to mention the 75% of people who don't wash their hands when they use the bathroom and the nastiness they spread all over. Fingernails? Hardly worth noting.
 
2011-12-13 06:22:53 AM
That article was hilarious. I had to bite on a knuckle to keep from laughing in the middle of the office.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: When I was a Naval Officer stationed at COMNAVSURFPAC, there was one LCDR who had some sort of skin infection on his arms that looked like a bunch of zits.

On a daily basis, he would sit at his desk and pop the zit-like sores on his arms and then suck the pus that exploded from those sores.

/I kid you not.


...and after this, I had tears in my eyes and almost drew blood. ROTFLMFAO!!!

icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-13 06:22:57 AM
Just because YOU can't clip a nail so that it falls into a trashcan every time doesn't mean I can't. It's because they don't know where it is. Fear of the unknown fingernail. Tho some people can't abide hearing the word 'scab' or 'phlegm'.

/or coont
 
2011-12-13 06:24:27 AM
pecosdave: It's something I have to do about three times a week anyways, might as well work it into down time.

Three times a week, really? Is this another hidden perk to being a woman and it being socially acceptable to have long nails: that I only have to trim them once every couple weeks? Or are you just kind of OCD about nail length?

/...or have freakishly fast-growing nails?
 
2011-12-13 06:53:44 AM
RexTalionis: You litter with your body parts regardless. The skin you are constantly shedding is just dead body parts that's falling off of you at all times.

And you breath out water vapor all the time, so why get so huffy over public urination?
 
2011-12-13 06:54:08 AM

Is the author an ANTI-SEMITE or a JEW?

I recall from somewhere something about Jews liking to sit outside on a lawn to clip their finger and toe nails. Something about having nail clippings in their house was bad. A quick google turns up:

Question:

I have been told that one must never let his nail clipping lying around as they pose danger to fetuses. How does that work?

Response:

The Talmud1 tells us that "the righteous burn their nails, the pious bury them, and the wicked carelessly discard them." The Talmud explains that nail clippings must be carefully disposed of lest a pregnant woman pass over them and miscarry.

Rabbi Yosef ibn Habib2 offers the following two reasons:

1) Due to the emotional strain of pregnancy, a woman is likely to be overly repulsed by the sight of the nails, and this, in turn, might cause her to miscarry. (To be honest, I find them pretty gross myself.)

2) In ancient times, nail clippings were used as implements for witchcraft. As such, the possibility existed that these clippings would be used to harm her.

Others3 quote the Midrash which tells us that before Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, their bodies were covered with a nail-like covering. After they sinned, this was taken away. Another consequence of the sin was that womankind would begin to experience long and painful gestation and birth. Hence, when a woman passes over a nail clipping (reminiscent of the nail-like scales of Adam and Eve), there is a concern that the prosecuting angels would find reason to cause her grief and pain.

Happy clipping!

Nail clipping outside of the house may be favored by those Jews who know their pregnant women are confined to the house or are in safe environments.
 
2011-12-13 06:57:05 AM
Can't believe people just drop their clippings on the floor. Even in their own cubicle, with a trashcan sitting right next to them!? As if that shiat is going to biodegrade sometime in the next 100 years, no it isn't.

That's in addition to the fact that the nail clipping noise is akin to you-know-what on a chalkboard.

Funny how these inconsiderate douchebags manage to brush teeth, shave, trim nose hairs, pluck eyebrows, pick nose, Q-tip ears, wipe ass in private, but can't seem to show the same respect when it comes to nail trims.

www.nytmare.org
 
2011-12-13 07:00:28 AM
ChimbleySweep: pecosdave: It's something I have to do about three times a week anyways, might as well work it into down time.

Three times a week, really? Is this another hidden perk to being a woman and it being socially acceptable to have long nails: that I only have to trim them once every couple weeks? Or are you just kind of OCD about nail length?

/...or have freakishly fast-growing nails?


After the slash.

The healthier I am the faster they grow. Right now I'm probably at twice a week, I've slowed my biking habit due to the weather changes, I've slacked off on nutrition etc... By three times a week it's sort of a moving target, say Sunday, Wednesday, Saturday then technically twice in the next week.

Slightly OCD about nail length. Working on bicycles is my hobby, so I'm in the grease a lot. I'm an electronics tech by trade, and by electronics tech I mean I may use a soldering iron half a shift to fix issues then start popping up floor tiles to run a cable 200 horizontal, 40 vertical then 60 horizontal feet, then terminate and test them. Working under the floor and old equipment can be nasty so my nails get nasty fast, cutting them is less OCD than cleaning them as often as I should.

The really weird thing - you would expect hair to grow really fast on someone nails grow oddly fast on. In my case, some of it, but not all of it. Mostly the hair I don't want growing at all grows fast. Head and face are about average, maybe slightly fast.
 
2011-12-13 07:00:39 AM
How about chewing them off and spitting them out? Is that not "socially acceptable"?
 
2011-12-13 07:01:05 AM
Some woman clipping her fingernails in public is the most disgusting thing this person has ever seen? In New York City? Really? I'm going to go with this being a "personality quirk". I wonder how they feel about clowns... Or...clowns trimming their nails in public...
 
2011-12-13 07:10:42 AM
Aulus: When I worked in the Des Moines office of Alexsis Risk Management, our branch manager used to clip his toenails at his desk.

I told one of the other senior claims adjusters, but she didn't believe. I told her to just wait until he left for lunch and then go look for herself. She did and found this nice semi-circle of clippings on the floor in front of his desk chair.

After that, she decided to skip lunch for the day.


Oh my god; people have feet! AHHH that's so disgusting!!

Jesus, you, sir or madam, are one delicate flower to be put off by toe-nail clipping. You talk about it like the lady took a dump on the floor.
 
2011-12-13 07:23:29 AM
Bathia_Mapes: RexTalionis: You litter with your body parts regardless. The skin you are constantly shedding is just dead body parts that's falling off of you at all times.

That's normal. Clipping your nails (finger or toe) in public isn't.


Cutting or chewing your fingernails in public is completely normal; I've never understood what folks like you think is so "disgusting" about so routine and minor a manner of personal hygiene. As to their podiatric counterparts, if one of your toe-nails is cutting into a nearby toe and making it painful for you to walk, I'd fully expect you to yank off your shoe and take care of it, rather than expect you to bleed for a few hours in the name of my psychological comfort. There is nothing disgusting about human feet, provided you wear sensible shoes, change your socks daily, and wash said feet everyday, thereby ensuring they don't get jacked up. If someone's been on them all day, they hurt, and feels the need to manage them a bit, what they hell does it cost me? Not a damn thing. Who are you that you've got the right to be so prissy about it? Grow up and realize there are worse things out there in the world than the stuff that used to gross you out when you were in kindergarten.
 
2011-12-13 07:24:18 AM
pecosdave: I'm one of those assholes.

I clip my nails while filling up with gas, any time I'm taking a break with grass around me, or when a trashcan is handy and I'm not busy. It's something I have to do about three times a week anyways, might as well work it into down time.


That's the stupidest thing I have heard all day.
 
2011-12-13 07:25:47 AM
Skail: I never really got the hatred for clipping fingernails. Why are people so repulsed by it?

Because they're goddamn dandies. Squeamish, wilting milquetoasts who cling to childishness with a neurotic intensity.
 
2011-12-13 07:29:03 AM
sillydragon: Some woman clipping her fingernails in public is the most disgusting thing this person has ever seen? In New York City? Really? I'm going to go with this being a "personality quirk". I wonder how they feel about clowns... Or...clowns trimming their nails in public...

Gah! Keep that filth to porn forums, this is a family establishment!
 
2011-12-13 07:30:11 AM
AverageAmericanGuy: Skail: I never really got the hatred for clipping fingernails. Why are people so repulsed by it?

It's dangerous. If a pregnant woman steps on it, she will miscarry.


And if a male over the age of 65 steps on one, they will lose all feeling below the waste.
 
2011-12-13 07:30:40 AM
I stand outside on my porch at home and clip my fingernails. Is that considered "in public?"
 
2011-12-13 07:31:09 AM
Heron: There is nothing disgusting about human feet, provided you wear sensible shoes, change your socks daily, and wash said feet everyday, thereby ensuring they don't get jacked up

I take it a step further. I have five pairs of safety boots for work, I don't ever wear the same pair two days in a row (unless I didn't sleep at home or something). I try to put a week between each time I wear any closed footwear so they air out and I get less of a problem with athletes foot or other parasitic life form problems. After moving to Houston I got athlete foot and it reoccurs on occasion, but using this method it's mostly stopped and when I do get it I get rid of it easier.

(I miss the desert, I never had anything like that out there)
 
2011-12-13 07:32:41 AM
Petit_Merdeux: RexTalionis: You litter with your body parts regardless. The skin you are constantly shedding is just dead body parts that's falling off of you at all times.

And you breath out water vapor all the time, so why get so huffy over public urination?


Did you seriously just compare fingernail clipping to public urination? Man, the adults around you during your childhood sure did a number on you, pal.
 
2011-12-13 07:32:57 AM
Heron: Bathia_Mapes: RexTalionis: You litter with your body parts regardless. The skin you are constantly shedding is just dead body parts that's falling off of you at all times.

That's normal. Clipping your nails (finger or toe) in public isn't.

Cutting or chewing your fingernails in public is completely normal; I've never understood what folks like you think is so "disgusting" about so routine and minor a manner of personal hygiene. As to their podiatric counterparts, if one of your toe-nails is cutting into a nearby toe and making it painful for you to walk, I'd fully expect you to yank off your shoe and take care of it, rather than expect you to bleed for a few hours in the name of my psychological comfort. There is nothing disgusting about human feet, provided you wear sensible shoes, change your socks daily, and wash said feet everyday, thereby ensuring they don't get jacked up. If someone's been on them all day, they hurt, and feels the need to manage them a bit, what they hell does it cost me? Not a damn thing. Who are you that you've got the right to be so prissy about it? Grow up and realize there are worse things out there in the world than the stuff that used to gross you out when you were in kindergarten.


How the hell is that going to happen? Toenails don't spontaneously jut out in the middle of the day. If you had discomfort from one, you'd notice before you left the house where I'd hope you'd handle it. Or if by chance you are an X-man and that did in fact occur, would it kill you to go to the bathroom or at least another room?
Do that shiat in private. I don't care personally, but others might. Just be considerate. If I thought I needed a haircut, would I break the clippers out on the bus? Can I just piss on the sidewalk? My ass is itching, let me wipe it right this farking moment in front of everyone. I can't wait for anyone. I will not endure minor discomfort for any length of time. Now Now Now!
 
2011-12-13 07:32:58 AM
I don't do that. What I enjoy is littering the area with various body fluids, instead. Especially on the bus. Is your seat sticky? Yep, me.
 
2011-12-13 07:33:06 AM
Another time, at a fancy cocktail party I had to attend for work, I saw a man in an expensive Italian suit vomit liver mousse into an ice bucket.

If I had a dollar for every time I've seen a guy vomit liver mousse into an ice bucket, I could retire tomorrow. Vomiting liver mousse is very common where I live (Pennsyltucky), and it's considered a complement to who ever is throwing the party. Not vomiting liver mousse could cause you to be socially ostracized and is also grounds for divorce.
 
2011-12-13 07:35:23 AM
I made the mistake of eating while reading this thread
 
2011-12-13 07:38:25 AM
HairBolus: Is the author an ANTI-SEMITE or a JEW?

I recall from somewhere something about Jews liking to sit outside on a lawn to clip their finger and toe nails. Something about having nail clippings in their house was bad. A quick google turns up: Question:

I have been told that one must never let his nail clipping lying around as they pose danger to fetuses. How does that work?

Response:

The Talmud1 tells us that "the righteous burn their nails, the pious bury them, and the wicked carelessly discard them." The Talmud explains that nail clippings must be carefully disposed of lest a pregnant woman pass over them and miscarry.

Rabbi Yosef ibn Habib2 offers the following two reasons:

1) Due to the emotional strain of pregnancy, a woman is likely to be overly repulsed by the sight of the nails, and this, in turn, might cause her to miscarry. (To be honest, I find them pretty gross myself.)

2) In ancient times, nail clippings were used as implements for witchcraft. As such, the possibility existed that these clippings would be used to harm her.

Others3 quote the Midrash which tells us that before Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, their bodies were covered with a nail-like covering. After they sinned, this was taken away. Another consequence of the sin was that womankind would begin to experience long and painful gestation and birth. Hence, when a woman passes over a nail clipping (reminiscent of the nail-like scales of Adam and Eve), there is a concern that the prosecuting angels would find reason to cause her grief and pain.

Happy clipping!
Nail clipping outside of the house may be favored by those Jews who know their pregnant women are confined to the house or are in safe environments.


It never ceases to amaze me the self-hating bullshiat abrahamic religion comes up with. When the Greeks or Sumerians came up with a myth, it was exciting and cool and had sexy ladies in it; when the Jews, Muslims, or Christians come up with one there is inevitably extraneous human tissues, pettiness, and an excess of neurotic body horror.
 
pla
2011-12-13 07:40:49 AM
nytmare : Funny how these inconsiderate douchebags manage to brush teeth, shave, trim nose hairs, pluck eyebrows, pick nose, Q-tip ears, wipe ass in private

You need running water, a (decent) mirror, and/or a toilet to do all but one of those things. Thus, people do them in a bathroom, not in public. As for QTips, you need a "safe" environment to use the (nothing likely to whack you in the side of the head while using one); Within that requirement, people do use them in public.

Now... I will agree with you that anyone who can't figure out how to trim their nails over a trashcan has committed some form of littering. But this irrational outright hatred of nail trimming... Nothing less than a reverse-fetish. People have absolutely no legitimate reason to loathe the sound of nail clippers any more than they feel revulsion at the sound of a keyboard; no reason to fear seeing the trimmings any more than they fear finding a stray hair on their sweater - Same exact substance, keratin.

So I would ask the haters a simple quesiton - Why, without using circular logic or a reference to your mother, do you so hate the sight/sound/thought of people trimming their nails in public?
 
2011-12-13 07:42:46 AM
MagSeven:
How the hell is that going to happen? Toenails don't spontaneously jut out in the middle of the day. If you had discomfort from one, you'd notice before you left the house where I'd hope you'd handle it.


So says the person who has never snagged mis-landed a kick while skateboarding, playing soccer, mis-stepped getting on the bus, had the toe support of a shoe support wear out on the inside (had a pair of Airwalks do this) and doesn't have high arches that cause a lot of "foot length play" while walking that can actually cause a toe to snag on a steel toe.
 
2011-12-13 07:44:16 AM
Because, lady on the New York subway train, I would have used my lightening peepers to zap those fingernail clippers you were using right across from me out of your hands. The fingernail clippers you were using to snip your filthy fingernails that you then allowed to fall to the ground.

$100 says it was a chinese lady
 
2011-12-13 07:45:53 AM
www.harlequin-films.net

My "nail clippers" for the past 12 years. I've used regular clippers once or twice during that time. No noise, always on my keychain, more uses than just cutting nails.
 
2011-12-13 07:48:12 AM
pecosdave: MagSeven:
How the hell is that going to happen? Toenails don't spontaneously jut out in the middle of the day. If you had discomfort from one, you'd notice before you left the house where I'd hope you'd handle it.

So says the person who has never snagged mis-landed a kick while skateboarding, playing soccer, mis-stepped getting on the bus, had the toe support of a shoe support wear out on the inside (had a pair of Airwalks do this) and doesn't have high arches that cause a lot of "foot length play" while walking that can actually cause a toe to snag on a steel toe.


Used to play soccer and can't say that ever happened to me. Guess I'm lucky like that.
But still, you don't need to drop to the ground right then and there and whip out the clippers. Walk over by that tree and do it there. Don't do it in my car or on my carpet. Have some self control.
 
2011-12-13 07:48:19 AM
Heron: Did you seriously just compare fingernail clipping to public urination?

No. I made one false equivalence to compare to another.
 
2011-12-13 07:53:25 AM
Clipping fingernails? Yet, no one seems to care about spitting? WTH is so bad about little pieces of nail? People are weird. The author sounds like they wear tissue boxes on their feet.
 
2011-12-13 07:57:34 AM
This is nothing.

I often will involuntarily gleek when yawning. I can spray for quite some distance randomly. Usually I try to cover, but I have been known to douse people. It is quite embarrasing.
 
2011-12-13 08:04:24 AM
Tricky Chicken: I often will involuntarily gleek when yawning. I can spray for quite some distance randomly. Usually I try to cover, but I have been known to douse people. It is quite embarrasing.

What the fark? *wikipedia*

Well, I learned my new word for the day.
 
2011-12-13 08:08:32 AM
People with sandals on with long nasty ugly toenails and dry rough looking feet.
 
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