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Is this the thread where budding morning TV weatherfolks come to test their ovoid quips and puns?

Thanks NYTimes. I love ass crack.

As long as I don't have to endure Mcconaughey with grease on his chest.

That is really, really weird, but it's sort of charming in a way.

chaddsfarkprefect: Is this the thread where budding morning TV weatherfolks come to test their ovoid quips and puns?

you can't just say egg-shaped huh fancy pants.

chaddsfarkprefect: Is this the thread where budding morning TV weatherfolks come to test their ovoid quips and puns?

Eggs-actly!

So, 4 pics. Only one shows the egg, and it's from a distance.

But at least APE992 got to see some man ass, so that's nice.

Scary.

Sweet Mother of Satan!

Had I dealt with that at such a tender young age, I'd be so terrified of Christmas, I'd have become a JW.

/can't celebrate holiday
//egg will eat me

I grew up visiting Eggbert at Christmas. I still hang my wooden Eggbert ornament on the tree.

Better pic of the real thing

I immediately thought of

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Scary.

Sweet Jeebus! That looks like the Makron from Quake 4!

Are people that desperate for something to fill the void in their lives that they will latch onto fabricated traditions and forgo the need for any deep introspection of their existences or, heavens forbid, personal growth? [checks article] Holy fluckin shiat.

"Will you pose for a picture with me?...PLEASE REMAIN BEHIND THE WHITE CHAIN!!! PLEASE REMAIN BEHIND THE WHITE CHAIN!!!...Please swipe credit card now for holiday cheer."

FirstNationalBastard: [theenigmaticgenerationofwrestling.files.wordpress.com image 624x388]

The Gobbledy Gooker. Even when I was a kid I felt like his name was a not-so-subtle jab at the Vietnamese.

Her?

Phew.

Thought you were talking about this terrifying "egg."




/hot like scrambled eggs

volcs0: Phew.

Thought you were talking about this terrifying "egg."


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/hot like scrambled eggs

We want information! Information!

Came for Mork. Leaving satisfied.

/Na-noo, Na-noo
//Or is it "Nan-oo, Nan-oo"?
///slashies

trappedspirit: Are people that desperate for something to fill the void in their lives that they will latch onto fabricated traditions and forgo the need for any deep introspection of their existences or, heavens forbid, personal growth? [checks article] Holy fluckin shiat.

Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie.

- Tori Amos on Nine Inch Nails

offmymeds: volcs0: Phew.

Thought you were talking about this terrifying "egg."


[www.retroweb.com image 275x208]

/hot like scrambled eggs

We want information! Information!

"Who is Number 1"?

"You are, Number 6".

My parents took me to see this goddamned thing in about 1975.

You wait in line. Parents are bored so they keep building suspense by asking you if you're getting excited as you get closer. This of course makes you anxious. The occasional scream of a child well ahead is not helping. You get in a little room decorated festively, only to be addressed-- by name -- by an anthropomorphic ova painted up like a holiday circus clown.

At age 7 I had the sense to attempt escape rather than the 3- or 4-year-old response, which was to freak the fark out.

/my parents, I'm sure, found this all to be hilarious

Gyrfalcon: Why post that other crap? That thing looks like it came right up from the unholy planes of Oblivion all by itself.

Hey now, my Bosmer closed all those gates. Now just have to pick up the new PC and install Skyrim and off we go.

I made it so close to a whole day without the jurrasic park theme being stuck in my head.

Eggbert knows the gate. Eggbert is the gate. Eggbert is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Eggbert.

Atuk alune Lana, and volcano fried eggs.

kagemaru026: I made it so close to a whole day without the jurrasic park theme being stuck in my head.




"But that's always the way, isn't it: You think you're in control, you're so certain you've got it all planned out, and then - just like that - you're hearing this in Jeff Goldblum's voice."

I always wondered how that moth laid such a big egg.

It would be quite an Adventure to find Holliday's egg.

Obscure?

CigaretteSmokingMan: [i172.photobucket.com image 639x432]

I always wondered how that moth laid such a big egg.

Maybe it's a cocoon, not an egg?

/haven't seen the Mothra movies, except for a few clips