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(Starpulse) Spiffy Hollywood starlets with some meat on their bones   (starpulse.com) divider line 153
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2011-12-12 07:43:33 PM
No complaints except that "starlet" implies under 25 years of age. Most of these ladies are over 35. NTTAWWT. Not at all.

I am so jealous of Geoffrey Arend.
 
2011-12-12 07:59:20 PM
Coco, really? She's a Hollywood star?

Melissa McCarthy is funny as hell, she is in no way, shape, or form sexy.
 
2011-12-12 08:14:42 PM
Well...Sofia Vergara is hot.
 
2011-12-12 08:16:20 PM
Expected to see a unique and edgy Gaga meatsuit.
 
2011-12-12 08:19:49 PM
Needs more Christina Hendricks.
 
2011-12-12 08:26:21 PM
I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

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2011-12-12 08:32:52 PM
Dr.Fey: I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

Wow. Looks like she porked out so all you internet pervs would get off her.
 
2011-12-12 08:37:24 PM
Mugato: Dr.Fey: I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

Wow. Looks like she porked out so all you internet pervs would get off her.


Perv here.

*waives*
 
2011-12-12 08:56:15 PM
Mugato: Dr.Fey: I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

Wow. Looks like she porked out so all you internet pervs would get off her.


Yeah, that's the way the Internet works.
 
2011-12-12 09:04:24 PM
So, no Hollywood starlets with some meat on their bones, then.
 
2011-12-12 09:13:04 PM
1. Stupid list starts with "2"?
2. Nice.
3. Nice...voice
4. Well, of course. I'm on Fark, aren't I?
5. Gah!
6. WTF is wrong with her eye? And THAT's "curvy"?
7. Yum.
8. Dum. Ok fine...and hittable.
9. I would fark Kai Opaca before I hit a Kardashian.
10. Oh hell yes.
11. Oh ham and yams!
12. Yes, please.
13. Simply too annoying for me to...oh, never mind. Would hit.
 
2011-12-12 09:16:53 PM
dahmers love zombie: I would fark Kai Opaca before I hit a Kardashian.

Been watching DS9?
 
2011-12-12 09:47:55 PM
Before you click, I just want you to know that Khloe Kardashian is on this list.
 
2011-12-12 10:26:49 PM
Look, I think Melissa McCarthy is cute, but there's no way in hell she belongs on the same list as Sofia Vergara.
 
2011-12-12 10:27:00 PM
No Kate Winslet = FAIL. She was making curves sexy before it was cool(again).
 
2011-12-12 10:27:01 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Before you click, I just want you to know that Khloe Kardashian is on this list.

It is easy to get meat on your bones when you have jaws like that of some prehistoric ape dog creature.
 
2011-12-12 10:28:24 PM
slideshow + fat girl thread = epic fail

*ducks*
 
2011-12-12 10:30:22 PM
Fat not curvey

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2011-12-12 10:35:55 PM
mitchcumstein1: Coco, really? She's a Hollywood star?

Yeah, I dont understand how she makes any of these lists, shes mildly attractive and you can bet that ass will look like a mini pool full of cottage cheese soon and her fake tits are just atrocious

Mugato: Dr.Fey: I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

Wow. Looks like she porked out so all you internet pervs would get off her.


She is still farking cute and I, for one, would not get off her.
 
2011-12-12 10:36:00 PM
Dr.Fey: I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

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2011-12-12 10:39:31 PM
Ewww I read further and Khloe is not even remotely attractive, along with that melissa chick, shes just a fat tub.

Here is a check list ladies, if your tits look like a roll of fat on you then you are too farking fat, I dont care how cute your face is that wont make up for being a fatty.

Jessica Simpson has always been hot though, even in her chunky periods.
 
2011-12-12 10:40:26 PM
hasty ambush: Dr.Fey: I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

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Plus it looks like she went skank and got a tattoo.
 
2011-12-12 10:40:37 PM
I prefer healthy girls like Ali Lohan.
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2011-12-12 10:44:33 PM
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2011-12-12 10:45:26 PM
farkingismybusiness: Ali Lohan

Really? She looks like a twig, I would feel like I was farking the shut in sister from Pet Semetary, not that hot.

And the pics of Crystal Renn after she gained the weight are hotter than when she was was a size 0, I have never found what was so attractive about having your collar bones and ribs showing, in most 3rd world countries its a sign you are dirt poor.
 
2011-12-12 10:46:53 PM
Coco looks like a porn star that can't accept the fact that she's 10 years past her prime.
 
2011-12-12 10:56:09 PM
what curvey not fat looks like:

www.byrnerobotics.com
 
2011-12-12 10:58:17 PM
Atomic Spunk: Coco looks like a porn star that can't accept the fact that she's 10 years past her prime.

Did she ever really have a prime though? Shes more like a freak show participant than a sex symbol.
 
2011-12-12 11:01:09 PM
steamingpile: farkingismybusiness: Ali Lohan

Really? She looks like a twig, I would feel like I was farking the shut in sister from Pet Semetary, not that hot.


If only Ali was a natural redhead like her sister.
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The resemblance would be uncanny.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2011-12-12 11:01:43 PM
I wouldn't mind putting some bone into that meat.... in space.
 
2011-12-12 11:04:20 PM
farkingismybusiness: /I'll be in my bunk

Thats pretty disturbing.
 
2011-12-12 11:05:22 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x429]

Prolly NSFW (new window)

/Assume you already have it, but just in case.
 
2011-12-12 11:05:34 PM
farkingismybusiness: I prefer healthy girls like Ali Lohan.
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Meth skank thin isn't healthy. She knows nothing of sammiches or beer. That is not a proper girl for any self-respecting Farker.
 
2011-12-12 11:13:30 PM
Meat on their bones, huh? I'll bring the BBQ sauce.
 
2011-12-12 11:24:39 PM
Niiiiice.
 
2011-12-12 11:26:33 PM
farkingismybusiness: steamingpile: farkingismybusiness: Ali Lohan

Really? She looks like a twig, I would feel like I was farking the shut in sister from Pet Semetary, not that hot.

If only Ali was a natural redhead like her sister.
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The resemblance would be uncanny.

/I'll be in my bunk


I guess if you like sliding your dick along side a cheese grater...
 
2011-12-12 11:27:18 PM
That's heavy, Doc.
 
2011-12-12 11:27:52 PM
steamingpile: Ewww I read further and Khloe is not even remotely attractive, along with that melissa chick, shes just a fat tub.

Here is a check list ladies, if your tits look like a roll of fat on you then you are too farking fat, I dont care how cute your face is that wont make up for being a fatty.

Jessica Simpson has always been hot though, even in her chunky periods.

*HORK*
 
2011-12-12 11:30:54 PM
Hollywood starlets with some meat on their bones big tits and ass.

Lets just be honest with ourselves.
 
2011-12-12 11:35:29 PM
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/Just sayin'
 
2011-12-12 11:35:36 PM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: That's heavy, Doc.

There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy on Fark? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
 
2011-12-12 11:40:06 PM
F*ck Hollywood and all other industries that continue to push the idea/sentiment that if you aren't on a cocaine/vodka diet and weigh 95lbs, you aren't beautiful, thus not skinny, thus have to be called curvy/voluptuous if you look normal. Half those girls couldn't box lightweight, let alone welterweight, and I would pound every every single one of them and others that look half that good like a Shao Kahn fatality.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
ecl
2011-12-12 11:40:11 PM
WTF are the pics?
 
2011-12-12 11:40:29 PM
aspAddict: Britney Spear's Speculum: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x429]

Prolly NSFW (new window)

/Assume you already have it, but just in case.


whats nsfw about that? Also, she's really bulked out in the shoulders. Looks kinda mannish...
 
2011-12-12 11:43:15 PM
Summer Glau's Love Slave: [28.media.tumblr.com image 483x331]

/Just sayin'


Some of us need a bigger hole...

ecl: WTF are the pics?

This.
 
2011-12-12 11:50:25 PM
pivazena: aspAddict: Britney Spear's Speculum: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 640x429]

Prolly NSFW (new window)

/Assume you already have it, but just in case.

whats nsfw about that? Also, she's really bulked out in the shoulders. Looks kinda mannish...


The camel toe, I would imagine.
 
2011-12-13 12:03:04 AM
steamingpile: farkingismybusiness: Ali Lohan

Really? She looks like a twig, I would feel like I was farking the shut in sister from Pet Semetary, not that hot.


Sarcasm: I think you may have missed it.


And the pics of Crystal Renn after she gained the weight are hotter than when she was was a size 0, I have never found what was so attractive about having your collar bones and ribs showing, in most 3rd world countries its a sign you are dirt poor.

I wondered that as well. Why use one of the "Before" pics there?
 
2011-12-13 12:09:16 AM
steamingpile: Mugato: Dr.Fey: I sure am glad Allison Stokke put some meat on her bones. She was way too skinny in all those pole vault pics.

Wow. Looks like she porked out so all you internet pervs would get off her.

She is still farking cute and I, for one, would not get off her.


Ditto. Hot face, nice complexion, nice legs to wrap around your face, bit of a partier(obviously). What's not to like?
 
2011-12-13 12:11:01 AM
dahmers love zombie: 6. WTF is wrong with her eye? And THAT's "curvy"?

I'm gonna say that's a "then" pic. This is what she is known for now:



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2011-12-13 12:11:25 AM
Do I have to do everything for myself? Seriously.. what kind of list is this without Kat Dennings?

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/Hot and curvy
 
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