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(USA Today) Interesting Lindsey Vonn watched the Tebows beat the Bears in a luxury box with Tebow's family, saying they're "just good friends." If Tebow loses his virginity to Lindsey Vonn, there might be something to this Jesus business after all   (usatoday.com) divider line 174
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2011-12-12 05:49:17 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-12 06:01:33 PM
She looks a lot better than he does in that position... Thanks, Tim!
 
2011-12-12 06:08:49 PM
Isn't he saving himself for another virgin?
 
2011-12-12 07:42:48 PM
Virgin my left foot, if the same number of dicks that have been inside Tim Tebow were on the outside, he'd look like a farking porcupine.
 
2011-12-12 08:23:08 PM
mitchcumstein1: Virgin my left foot, if the same number of dicks that have been inside Tim Tebow were on the outside, he'd look like a farking porcupine.

Jeaousy doesn't become you.
 
2011-12-13 03:53:36 AM
Did I miss something? What's all this Tebow shiat?
 
2011-12-13 03:54:52 AM
TheDumbBlonde: mitchcumstein1: Virgin my left foot, if the same number of dicks that have been inside Tim Tebow were on the outside, he'd look like a farking porcupine.

Jeaousy doesn't become you.


Jealousy becomes everyone. People who think otherwise are fools.
 
2011-12-13 04:16:33 AM
If they were to get married, I bet she doesn't change her name. Lindsey Tebow sounds awful.
 
2011-12-13 04:44:25 AM
Lindsey Vonn Miller?
 
2011-12-13 04:52:54 AM
Her?
 
2011-12-13 04:56:58 AM
She's getting "divored," eh? Sounds painful...
 
2011-12-13 05:15:54 AM
I thought he already had a smoking hot girlfriend
 
2011-12-13 05:41:00 AM
Well damn I need to start praying if I can figure out how. My prayers have never yielded any results so obviously I've been doing it wrong.
 
2011-12-13 05:44:03 AM
bravesfan44: Well damn I need to start praying if I can figure out how. My prayers have never yielded any results so obviously I've been doing it wrong.

You gotta get on your knees like Tebow.
 
2011-12-13 05:51:20 AM
Freak: bravesfan44: Well damn I need to start praying if I can figure out how. My prayers have never yielded any results so obviously I've been doing it wrong.

You gotta get on your knees like Tebow.


Was it his priest or his football coach who said so, I can't remember now.
 
2011-12-13 06:35:17 AM
Just good friends?
i.fanpix.net
www4.images.coolspotters.coma323.yahoofs.com

And Britney was virgin while sharing a house with Justin.

Cute, athletic, great body, and a sense of humor...
Better not wait too long, brother.
 
2011-12-13 06:38:25 AM
Is he really a virgin? If that's the case,that would mean putting an NFL team together of nothing but virgins they would be unbeatable!
Viginity,not Jesus is the secret!


/I said ''but virgins''
 
2011-12-13 06:40:03 AM
cheap_thoughts: Did I miss something? What's all this Tebow shiat?

Brett Favre.
 
2011-12-13 06:41:40 AM
Bongo Blue: Is he really a virgin? If that's the case,that would mean putting an NFL team together of nothing but virgins they would be unbeatable!
Viginity,not Jesus is the secret!


/I said 'but virgins'


epguides.com good one, Beavis
 
2011-12-13 07:09:02 AM
What if virginity is like his Sampson Hair though? Doesn't the Bronco Fan Community have a responsibility to break up this "friendship", preferably through zany, sitcom-like antics?
 
2011-12-13 07:09:47 AM
jayhawk88: What if virginity is like his Sampson Hair though? Doesn't the Bronco Fan Community have a responsibility to break up this "friendship", preferably through zany, sitcom-like antics?

Oh shiat, did I just write the next Adam Sandler movie?
 
2011-12-13 07:20:27 AM
jayhawk88: jayhawk88: What if virginity is like his Sampson Hair though? Doesn't the Bronco Fan Community have a responsibility to break up this "friendship", preferably through zany, sitcom-like antics?

Oh shiat, did I just write the next Adam Sandler movie?


You can do it, jayhawk88!
 
2011-12-13 07:20:49 AM
jayhawk88: jayhawk88: What if virginity is like his Sampson Hair though? Doesn't the Bronco Fan Community have a responsibility to break up this "friendship", preferably through zany, sitcom-like antics?

Oh shiat, did I just write the next Adam Sandler movie?


Rob Schneider. Direct to video.
 
2011-12-13 07:26:47 AM
That's a man, baby
 
2011-12-13 08:08:01 AM
duckpoopy: That's a man, baby

Ummm...
republicanredefined.com Right.

or were you referring to Tebow?
 
2011-12-13 08:08:31 AM
Were they to mate, they'd give birth to the true Kwisatz Haderach.
 
2011-12-13 08:17:09 AM
Tebow thread this early in the morning? Come on.

www.thesportsbank.net
 
2011-12-13 08:20:10 AM
I thought she was dating this guy.

justinbieberphoto.net
 
2011-12-13 08:26:24 AM
Girls like him because they dont' feel threatened around him...


if you catch my drift.
 
2011-12-13 08:27:14 AM
greenbowlpacker: I thought she was dating this guy.

[justinbieberphoto.net image 640x443]


WHAT? those are two chics. oh oh the camera man in the award reflection.
 
2011-12-13 08:36:42 AM
What Would Jesus Hit..
 
2011-12-13 08:38:00 AM
"That Lindsey Vonn is one grade a, piece of aaaaaace."

"Lindsey Vonn, sooooooo hot, want to touch the heiney."

/got nothin'
 
2011-12-13 08:49:00 AM
Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.
 
2011-12-13 08:58:49 AM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-13 09:02:03 AM
ole prophet: Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.

THIS.

But to be honest, what's making Tebow one of the most remarkable stories in the NFL ever, is that fact that so many "experts" said he would not be able to win at this level. Throw in a small but very vocal group of atheist douchebags getting butt hurt every time he prays, wins, etc. and you have the makings of media and internet gold.
 
2011-12-13 09:02:14 AM
There is no way Tebow is still a virgin, ESPN was sucking his dick for about an hour and a half straight on Sunday night, then they came back for more last night.
 
2011-12-13 09:05:56 AM
chewielouie: ole prophet: Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.

THIS.

But to be honest, what's making Tebow one of the most remarkable stories in the NFL ever, is that fact that so many "experts" said he would not be able to win at this level. Throw in a small but very vocal group of atheist douchebags getting butt hurt every time he prays, wins, etc. and you have the makings of media and internet gold.


The "etc." you missed was "Does a superbowl commercial for a hate group".
 
2011-12-13 09:11:17 AM
Wonder if they by the pale moonlight?

i.fanpix.netwww.comicbookmovie.com
 
2011-12-13 09:14:54 AM
I see my plea yesterday for day free of Tebow threads failed. The Vonn pictures did help, though.
 
2011-12-13 09:29:43 AM
Evilsmurf: chewielouie: ole prophet: Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.

THIS.

But to be honest, what's making Tebow one of the most remarkable stories in the NFL ever, is that fact that so many "experts" said he would not be able to win at this level. Throw in a small but very vocal group of atheist douchebags getting butt hurt every time he prays, wins, etc. and you have the makings of media and internet gold.

The "etc." you missed was "Does a superbowl commercial for a hate group".


Your perception of FotF and Tebow's are vastly different. He's been raised inside the bubble and doesn't (or at least didn't) know about the hateful things they do. The worst part about FotF is how they have a very good cover for their hate so that many people only see the good things they do and don't see the bad. Notice how Tebow hasn't been associated with them after the uproar surrounding the commercial and he didn't stick up for the group.

As much as I hate FotF, I at least have the perspective to know that not everyone knows what I know about them.
 
2011-12-13 09:29:47 AM
He's still a fart in the wind. The coaching staff should really be getting more praise.
 
2011-12-13 09:31:26 AM
greenbowlpacker: I thought she was dating this guy.

[justinbieberphoto.net image 640x443]


That's a guy?
 
2011-12-13 09:37:42 AM
Another Tebow thread, another pic of a superior quarterback.
assets.sbnation.com
/I'm running out of superior quarterbacks.
 
2011-12-13 09:38:49 AM
AdmirableSnackbar: Evilsmurf: chewielouie: ole prophet: Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.

THIS.

But to be honest, what's making Tebow one of the most remarkable stories in the NFL ever, is that fact that so many "experts" said he would not be able to win at this level. Throw in a small but very vocal group of atheist douchebags getting butt hurt every time he prays, wins, etc. and you have the makings of media and internet gold.

The "etc." you missed was "Does a superbowl commercial for a hate group".

Your perception of FotF and Tebow's are vastly different. He's been raised inside the bubble and doesn't (or at least didn't) know about the hateful things they do. The worst part about FotF is how they have a very good cover for their hate so that many people only see the good things they do and don't see the bad. Notice how Tebow hasn't been associated with them after the uproar surrounding the commercial and he didn't stick up for the group.

As much as I hate FotF, I at least have the perspective to know that not everyone knows what I know about them.


Um, "not knowing" is really not an excuse.
 
2011-12-13 09:42:06 AM
Your Zionist Leader: AdmirableSnackbar: Evilsmurf: chewielouie: ole prophet: Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.

THIS.

But to be honest, what's making Tebow one of the most remarkable stories in the NFL ever, is that fact that so many "experts" said he would not be able to win at this level. Throw in a small but very vocal group of atheist douchebags getting butt hurt every time he prays, wins, etc. and you have the makings of media and internet gold.

The "etc." you missed was "Does a superbowl commercial for a hate group".

Your perception of FotF and Tebow's are vastly different. He's been raised inside the bubble and doesn't (or at least didn't) know about the hateful things they do. The worst part about FotF is how they have a very good cover for their hate so that many people only see the good things they do and don't see the bad. Notice how Tebow hasn't been associated with them after the uproar surrounding the commercial and he didn't stick up for the group.

As much as I hate FotF, I at least have the perspective to know that not everyone knows what I know about them.

Um, "not knowing" is really not an excuse.


How do you figure?
 
2011-12-13 09:47:39 AM
Your Zionist Leader: AdmirableSnackbar: Evilsmurf: chewielouie: ole prophet: Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.

THIS.

But to be honest, what's making Tebow one of the most remarkable stories in the NFL ever, is that fact that so many "experts" said he would not be able to win at this level. Throw in a small but very vocal group of atheist douchebags getting butt hurt every time he prays, wins, etc. and you have the makings of media and internet gold.

The "etc." you missed was "Does a superbowl commercial for a hate group".

Your perception of FotF and Tebow's are vastly different. He's been raised inside the bubble and doesn't (or at least didn't) know about the hateful things they do. The worst part about FotF is how they have a very good cover for their hate so that many people only see the good things they do and don't see the bad. Notice how Tebow hasn't been associated with them after the uproar surrounding the commercial and he didn't stick up for the group.

As much as I hate FotF, I at least have the perspective to know that not everyone knows what I know about them.

Um, "not knowing" is really not an excuse.


So by your reasoning, anyone who was a friend or aquaintance of Sandusky is guilty of protecting or associating with a pedophile? Even if that person had no idea what was going on?

Not saying that he had no knowledge, just saying that if he didn't it's not fair to lump in him with those arseholes at Fotf.
 
2011-12-13 09:47:51 AM
I'm sure Tebow has already skied down her slopes, if you know what I mean.
 
2011-12-13 09:47:58 AM
farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2011-12-13 09:48:48 AM
I've met tebow and the dude is the real deal. There are no secret blowjobs, no snorting coke or getting shiatfaced when no ones looking. He is most definitely a virgin. He prays constantly. He is true to his beliefs. Haters gonna hate but he is genuinely a good guy. Fark may even be more outraged to find out he dresses like a hipster and his friends are all hipsters.

And the girl in the bikini picture with him is not and never was his gf. She was some random sorority girl in gainesville.
 
2011-12-13 09:49:08 AM
Evilsmurf: chewielouie: ole prophet: Can't just let the kid play football can they. Between the media, fans, and haters no one can just sit back and enjoy some of the most entertaining football we have seen in a long time.

THIS.

But to be honest, what's making Tebow one of the most remarkable stories in the NFL ever, is that fact that so many "experts" said he would not be able to win at this level. Throw in a small but very vocal group of atheist douchebags getting butt hurt every time he prays, wins, etc. and you have the makings of media and internet gold.

The "etc." you missed was "Does a superbowl commercial for a hate group".


And what did he actually say during that commercial? Vague allusions to preferring adoption over abortion.

Indicting him for that would be like indicting Obama for listening to 20 years of homophobic anti-Semitic sermons from Rev. Wright.
 
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