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Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 04:48:22 PM
Vintage Cole? XD
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 05:05:58 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Vintage Cole? XD

Meh. Why bother posting? I'm betting this won't get greenlit, either.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 05:23:25 PM
Just in case this gets green:

The Slammy Shows are beyond awful every year. This one's only redeeming feature is that it'll feature a lot of Punk if my guesses are right, going off of 2010 categories:

Shocker of the year: Vince 'fired'
Despicable Me award: Nash sledgehammers HHH
Guest Star shining moment of the year: Hugh Jackman. Broski.
HOLY shiat! Move of the year: The ring collapse spot for Mizark/SHOOOWWW
Fan reaction of the year: The dude behind Punk in the MITB blowing a kiss picture
Oh Snap Meltdown of the YEAR: R-Truths heel turn promote
Knucklehead moment of the year: Pick a Sin Cara botch.
"And I quote" line of the year: Ice cream bars or pipebomb.
Diva of the year: Kelly Kelly
Moment of the Year: Rock's return after 7 years or Punk's worked shoot promote
Superstar of the year: CM Punk
 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 05:32:59 PM
And green. Woo woo woo.

My first Slammys... no idea what to expect. An overblown pile of suck, apparently.

But hey, this can be the thread for tomorrow's show too.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 05:35:08 PM
Nice headline subby +1
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 05:35:33 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Vintage Cole? XD

Meh. Why bother posting? I'm betting this won't get greenlit, either.

Now the greenliters are just farking with me.

Anyway, NEWS!

Michael Cole calls Lilian Garcia a horseface, and makes fun of JR's Bell's Palsy on Smackdown. Way to BE A STAR, Cole. Of course, seeing as how Cole is just the mouthpiece for Trips or Vince, I guess we know who's really to blame for the lame-ass commentary.

Oh, and the best part? Shortly after Smackdown aired, Gagne is featured on Be A Star as saying "bullying needs to be stopped". Unless you need to feed shiatty lines to a shiatty announcer, right?

Lita is supposed to be on RAW tonight as a Slammy presenter. I hope she isn't playing the Twitter drinking game with us.

The sheets say Jericho will be back in January, he will be in the Rumble, and face Punk at Wrestlemania. Sounds good, but these rumors do come from cut and paste dirt sheets.

Chyna is advertising on an escort site. For only $3,500 American Dollars, you can have one hour to wrestle that clenis into submission. Good luck.
 
Hobodeluxe
2011-12-12 05:35:36 PM
wrestling is a joke. Did anyone see UFC Sat? Mir destroyed Big Nog's arm.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 05:40:58 PM
hobblekitty: Nice headline subby +1

Is the headline trending yet?
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 05:50:16 PM
FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty: Nice headline subby +1

Is the headline trending yet?

Probably, LOL. If those count as twitter mentions we are all gettin DRUNK tonight!
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 05:52:55 PM
i63.photobucket.com

/great headline, subster
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 06:19:04 PM
Also, highers-up, RAW starts at 8:00 PM eastern tonight, it's a three hour show. Soooo, if you could bump up the 8:08 greenlight time, that'd be killer.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 06:21:03 PM
Attn FWC:

If you live in/will be in St. Louis next month for the Royal Rumble, please send me an email (EIP). I'm trying to organize a FWC-Fark party for the day of the event.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 06:21:08 PM
I am currently banging my head in frustration against my latest broski pony pic which is currently halfway drawn. How am I supposed to infuse the next pony with personality when the subject has no personality?! Gah!
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 06:24:18 PM

Hello FWC! Welcome to this week's thread!

Also, a warm welcome to any of the usual MNF thread folks who have come here seeking refuge from possibly the worst MNF game ever.

On to the checklist! Hit my music!


Weekly RAW Checklist - UPDATED
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)




1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 06:53:01 PM
Just realized that this thread isn't going live until AFTER Nickelback time.

Anyone else have Slammy predictions?
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 06:57:28 PM
15.5 minute award: Cole
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 06:59:03 PM
LucklessWonder: Just realized that this thread isn't going live until AFTER Nickelback time.

Anyone else have Slammy predictions?

Punk better take Superstar of the Year, that's for sure.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 07:00:52 PM
robsul82: LucklessWonder: Just realized that this thread isn't going live until AFTER Nickelback time.

Anyone else have Slammy predictions?

Punk better take Superstar of the Year, that's for sure.

That should be a lock.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:07:01 PM
robsul82: LucklessWonder: Just realized that this thread isn't going live until AFTER Nickelback time.

Anyone else have Slammy predictions?

Punk better take Superstar of the Year, that's for sure.

This
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 07:25:07 PM
What award will they invent for Cena?
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:26:39 PM
LucklessWonder: What award will they invent for Cena?

The Five Moves of Doom Award
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:34:11 PM
John Morrison should get the Slammy for "Most promising talent who had his career completely destroyed by his crazy girlfriend".

Oh, sorry, that's now Mon Jorrison in the Impact Zone.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 07:34:47 PM
hobblekitty: LucklessWonder: What award will they invent for Cena?

The Five Moves of Doom Award

Nah, Bret Hart locked that up for life in 1993.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:37:37 PM
SON OF A MOTHERfarkING biatch!

The sheets are saying WWE Classics on Demand is being discontinued. And it makes sense, with the lack of attention they've been paying to getting programming up, and the lack of a poll for what people want to see next month. farking WWE Network. No way in hell they'll ever show this much uncut, commercial free wrestling again. What little they do air will probably be all be chopped up and inserted into shiat reality shows.

farkers.
 
penguin31
2011-12-12 07:40:55 PM
As the Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Absurdly Long Titles for the FWC, allow me to just state, conclusively, and for the record, that I really, really like commas, and unnecessary pauses, in sentences.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 07:44:33 PM
FirstNationalBastard: SON OF A MOTHERfarkING biatch!

The sheets are saying WWE Classics on Demand is being discontinued. And it makes sense, with the lack of attention they've been paying to getting programming up, and the lack of a poll for what people want to see next month. farking WWE Network. No way in hell they'll ever show this much uncut, commercial free wrestling again. What little they do air will probably be all be chopped up and inserted into shiat reality shows.

farkers.

Is there a torrential method that could be used to get a bit of WWE content?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:45:26 PM
LucklessWonder: FirstNationalBastard: SON OF A MOTHERfarkING biatch!

The sheets are saying WWE Classics on Demand is being discontinued. And it makes sense, with the lack of attention they've been paying to getting programming up, and the lack of a poll for what people want to see next month. farking WWE Network. No way in hell they'll ever show this much uncut, commercial free wrestling again. What little they do air will probably be all be chopped up and inserted into shiat reality shows.

farkers.

Is there a torrential method that could be used to get a bit of WWE content?

Who wants shiat quality internet downloads? I want something broadcast quality.

And it was a great price, too... 7 bucks.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 07:51:00 PM
FirstNationalBastard: LucklessWonder: FirstNationalBastard: SON OF A MOTHERfarkING biatch!

The sheets are saying WWE Classics on Demand is being discontinued. And it makes sense, with the lack of attention they've been paying to getting programming up, and the lack of a poll for what people want to see next month. farking WWE Network. No way in hell they'll ever show this much uncut, commercial free wrestling again. What little they do air will probably be all be chopped up and inserted into shiat reality shows.

farkers.

Is there a torrential method that could be used to get a bit of WWE content?

Who wants shiat quality internet downloads? I want something broadcast quality.

And it was a great price, too... 7 bucks.

Fair enough. Honestly, the only older WWE/WWF content I watch are the clips in the documentaries available on netflix instant.

And the terrible Trons on youtube, like
Link (new window)

or

Link (new window)
of course.
 
sarahlh3 [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:52:56 PM
I cannot believe we wear pants for this.
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 07:53:48 PM
sarahlh3: I cannot believe we wear pants for this.

Speak for yourself. I'm in trunks & kneepads...
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:55:15 PM
sarahlh3: I cannot believe we wear pants for this.

Who said anything about wearing pants?
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:57:11 PM
LucklessWonder: FirstNationalBastard: LucklessWonder: FirstNationalBastard: SON OF A MOTHERfarkING biatch!

The sheets are saying WWE Classics on Demand is being discontinued. And it makes sense, with the lack of attention they've been paying to getting programming up, and the lack of a poll for what people want to see next month. farking WWE Network. No way in hell they'll ever show this much uncut, commercial free wrestling again. What little they do air will probably be all be chopped up and inserted into shiat reality shows.

farkers.

Is there a torrential method that could be used to get a bit of WWE content?

Who wants shiat quality internet downloads? I want something broadcast quality.

And it was a great price, too... 7 bucks.

Fair enough. Honestly, the only older WWE/WWF content I watch are the clips in the documentaries available on netflix instant.

And the terrible Trons on youtube, like
Link (new window)

or

Link (new window)
of course.

Youtube is decent for when you want to check out something quickly. But it isn't going to translate well to a TV screen.
 
ThatGuyGreg [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:57:57 PM
Turned on USA a little early... WTF is this, NCIS:Mindfark?
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:59:40 PM
Cue Nickelback
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 07:59:50 PM
hobblekitty: sarahlh3: I cannot believe we wear pants for this.

Who said anything about wearing pants?

Pants? Pants are for chumps.

Nickelback time!!!

i6.photobucket.com

/and green in 8
//I guess Miz's Psych appearance will be in the second half of the season
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 08:00:25 PM
ThatGuyGreg: Turned on USA a little early... WTF is this, NCIS:Mindfark?

The freckled JAG chick with black hair is hot.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 08:00:42 PM
hobblekitty: Cue Nickelback

or not...
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 08:00:49 PM
ANDRE! THE GIANT!
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 08:01:42 PM
Wait, was that Owen Hart on a WWE program?

Oh, now Martha Hart is going to sue, and make sure Owen's memory stays buried even further!
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 08:02:54 PM
*crosses fingers*

Please don't let Cole get any more damn Slammys...
Please don't let Cole get any more damn Slammys...
Please don't let Cole get any more damn Slammys...
Please don't let Cole get any more damn Slammys...
Please don't let Cole get any more damn Slammys...
 
FinFangFark
2011-12-12 08:03:13 PM
Here's a slammy....SUUUUUUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Dougie AXP [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 08:03:18 PM
THE DOUGIE IN THE HOOOOOOUSE!

Sitting 4th row at Raw on the 19th!
 
LucklessWonder
2011-12-12 08:03:19 PM
Booker! Woo!
 
TheManofPA
2011-12-12 08:03:23 PM
Welcome to the 2011 Farkme Awards, Fark's home for WWE excellence. We have a nice slate of awards so make sure to put in your vote for every category before I decide not to scroll and just decide my own winners like Vince does

HOTY winner (best WWE moment)
1) CM Punk wins at MITB
2) Christian wins first major title
3) Rock bottom at WM

Main Tab (Smark Favorite of the Year)
1) CM Punk
2) Mizark
3) Miz

Sports Tab (Best Match)
1) Cena vs. Punk at MITB
2) Honestly, I've got nothing else

Geek Tab (Maximum Coleing of the Year)
1) Cole's JR mouth comment
2) JR's firing for no reason AGAIN
3) Cole winning at WM over King

Business Tab (Best Storyline)
1) Mizark's Hall of Pain
2) Cena going heel/not going heel
3) Dolph vs. Ryder

Bonus Question
1) Last first time WWE/World Heavy Winner that did not use MITB before Mizark did it?
 
silgryphon
2011-12-12 08:03:28 PM
Hoorah there is a thread
Boring RAW it's gonna be
 
eddievercetti
2011-12-12 08:03:54 PM
If Cole wins A Slammy, I'm changing the farking channel!
 
TheManofPA
2011-12-12 08:04:04 PM
THE FARKMES PART 2

Entertainment Tab ( Most entertaining thing on Raw)
1) Beaker meets Shameus
2) SSSSHOOOWWWWWWWW
3) No Peas/Paying the Air Bill

Politics Tab (Hateraid, least favorite wrestler)
1) Randy Orton
2) Not Ricardo
3) HHH

Video Tab (Best Meme Picture)
1) Farkers for Mizark
2) My little broskis
3) Let's go Cena/Cena Sucks
4) Lobsterhead

Foobies Tab (Best slightly NSFW boob/pussy pic)
1) Team Snu Snu
2) Kelly Kelly Kelly
3) Chyna's Clenis
4) Cena Cat

Travel Tab (Thread Controversy of the Year)
1) Smiths vs. Everyone
2) Vader pic is found to be fake (from Dec 19th thread)
3) Dougie secretly tries to steal the belt
4) The disappearing pics night

Bell Ring HOF induction for a superstar lost in the last year
1) ISaid is the initial inductee, forever damned to the politics tab...
DING........DING.......DING
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 08:04:44 PM
...Is Hornswoggle from South Ireland?
 
TheManofPA
2011-12-12 08:04:47 PM
Did Horny just say shiiiiatttt
 
MagSeven
2011-12-12 08:04:55 PM
This had to have been Vince's idea.
/Sin Cara Negro checking in.
 
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