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God fractured his pelvis so he could endure the pain of all the anal penetration of young men he allowed to happen on his watch.

Beat Nebraska!

Good. Now he can get exposed to MRSA and die a properly horrific death

Pelvo-rectal penetration? Sounds like a band name.

i told you joepa would be dead in less than six months...

mc_madness: God fractured his pelvis so he could endure the pain of all the anal penetration of young men he allowed to happen on his watch.

Doesn't speak well for God's omniscience that it took 10 solid years to enact punishment.

I was raped by Sandusky, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies

Lost Thought 00: mc_madness: God fractured his pelvis so he could endure the pain of all the anal penetration of young men he allowed to happen on his watch.

Doesn't speak well for God's omniscience that it took 10 solid years to enact punishment.

how dare you question timothy richard tebow like that! how dare you!

You can fall and protect pedophiles. Just make sure you go to a Catholic hospital.

Lost Thought 00: mc_madness: God fractured his pelvis so he could endure the pain of all the anal penetration of young men he allowed to happen on his watch.

Doesn't speak well for God's omniscience that it took 10 solid years to enact punishment.

He works in mysterious, obscure, impossible-to-read-without-a-decoder-ring, slow-acting, may-cause-drowsiness ways.

// not to be petty, but one can be omniscient without lifting a finger to prevent atrocity
// the nit you're trying to pick is "benevolent"

God, next time go for the neck.

Nicely done, subby.

On topic, this couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

Obtuse_Otter: I was raped by Sandusky, so I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies

Lulz.

Serious Black: Nicely done, subby.

On topic, this couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

Uh, it could have happened to Sandusky.

A Fark Handle: Lost Thought 00: mc_madness: God fractured his pelvis so he could endure the pain of all the anal penetration of young men he allowed to happen on his watch.

Doesn't speak well for God's omniscience that it took 10 solid years to enact punishment.

how dare you question timothy richard tebow like that! how dare you!

That's Jebus, God's only son.

Sad part is I knew this was about JoePa before clicking.

That is his punishment. A lifetime of effort to be known as a great football coach. His legacy is as the butt of jokes about kiddy diddling.

Sandusky thread>Tebow

Digitalstrange: Sad part is I knew this was about JoePa before clicking.

That is his punishment. A lifetime of effort to be known as a great football coach. His legacy is as the butt of jokes about kiddy diddling.

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Smeggy Smurf: Good. Now he can get exposed to MRSA and die a properly horrific death

That is nasty, and it's just the tip of the iceberg

/mrsa not broken hips
//well them too

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: Serious Black: Nicely done, subby.

On topic, this couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

Uh, it could have happened to Sandusky.

Meh. He deserves to get eaten alive by rabid wolves and jaguars (and the hospital to turn him away even though he needs emergency health care).

dammit subby dont get so butt hurt about...oh yeah...right...

Orgasmatron138: God, next time go for the neck.

Sweep the leg, Jesus (new window). No mercy sensei!

Smeggy Smurf: Good. Now he can get exposed to MRSA and die a properly horrific death

Or maybe have an IV screwup.

"Hey, I told the nurse's station that he was admitted and put into a room. I did my job. If he's lying there in piss, shiat and pain, that's not my responsibility."

He's faking. I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

Funny thing about libel, slander, and lies -- the more you repeat them, the more that they start to sound like the truth. Denials only embolden the lie. Despite evidence to the contrary, despite the grand jury finding that he acted properly, despite the attorney general of Pennsylvania declaring that he fulfilled his obligations under the law, Joe Paterno is still being branded as a bigger villain that the guy who raped the children.

/ Yes, I realize that I was trolled.
// yeah, yeah, I know, "Welcome to Fark."

EatHam: Source: Former Penn State coach Paterno in hospital after fracturing pelvis

Whose?

He's all shook up. whoa whoa ya ya ya

/subby

feefifofimmy: Joe Paterno is still being branded as a bigger villain that the guy who raped the children.

no he's not. he's being branded as a man that build a career on doing things the right way and instead did nothing for at least a whole farking decade to protect innocent children that were being raped in his building after he was directly told what was happening. obligations under the law are almost always a minimum. there are higher obligations.

/and i don't see anyone in here defending sandusky or saying joepa was worse than that monster.
//ok, i do, but trolls will be trolls.

feefifofimmy: Despite evidence to the contrary, despite the grand jury finding that he acted properly, despite the attorney general of Pennsylvania declaring that he fulfilled his obligations under the law, Joe Paterno is still being branded as a bigger villain that the guy who raped the children.

There is a big difference between "fulfilling obligations" and doing what is right. Sandusky never lectured anyone about doing the "right" things. Sandusky never made his name about being more than about football, but about doing right by kids. Paterno did. When you look up to someone and they tell you that you should expect more from them and others than the minimum it becomes disappointing when they were just as shallow and CYA as everyone else. See also: Tressel.

I believe the operative words here are "innocent until proven guilty". Until Sandusky is convicted, Paterno cannot be judged.

feefifofimmy: Joe Paterno is still being branded as a bigger villain that the guy who raped the children.

After the 3,000 different Penn State threads we've had recently, I've honestly thought that talking point had been exhausted.

But, congrats on keeping that one alive.

feefifofimmy: Funny thing about libel, slander, and lies -- the more you repeat them, the more that they start to sound like the truth. Denials only embolden the lie. Despite evidence to the contrary, despite the grand jury finding that he acted properly, despite the attorney general of Pennsylvania declaring that he fulfilled his obligations under the law, Joe Paterno is still being branded as a bigger villain that the guy who raped the children.

/ Yes, I realize that I was trolled.
// yeah, yeah, I know, "Welcome to Fark."

No he isn't. People are just baffled how you can continue to work closely with someone who has done something like that.

He protected the football program instead of doing what was right, insisting the scumbag be fired.

mjbok: See also: Tressel.

that's not fair. covering up bullshiat violations of unfair arbitrary rules by the completely corrupt ncaa isn't in the same moral ballpark. hell, it's not even the same game. one could say that if one believed the players were being taken advantage of by the ncaa system, then hiding "improper" benefits isn't wrong. on the other hand, a 60-year-old man ass raping a 10-year-old in the shower is...

WhiskeyHotel: I believe the operative words here are "innocent until proven guilty". Until Sandusky is convicted, Paterno cannot be judged.

See, the thing is those words don't apply the court of public opinion. I'm not required to wait for a jury to rule on Sandusky's guilt to judge Paterno.

Lost Thought 00: mc_madness: God fractured his pelvis so he could endure the pain of all the anal penetration of young men he allowed to happen on his watch.

Doesn't speak well for God's omniscience that it took 10 solid years to enact punishment.

Hey, God had a lot on his platter the last ten years. The BoSox and the White Sox both won the World Series. Joe Pa's just unfortunate God didn't keep his mind on the Cubs.

EbolaNYC: No he isn't. People are just baffled how you can continue to work closely with someone who has done something like that.

He protected the football program instead of doing what was right, insisting the scumbag be fired.

Just straightening your facts: At the time of McQueary's report to Joe, Sandusky was no longer a coach. So Joe was no longer working with him. BUT, I kind of see your bigger point.

/ I wish Sandusky had taken the UVA job in 2000. Then he'd be their problem instead of ours.

A Fark Handle: that's not fair. covering up bullshiat violations of unfair arbitrary rules by the completely corrupt ncaa isn't in the same moral ballpark. hell, it's not even the same game. one could say that if one believed the players were being taken advantage of by the ncaa system, then hiding "improper" benefits isn't wrong. on the other hand, a 60-year-old man ass raping a 10-year-old in the shower is...

I don't think they're in the same ballpark at all. Getting free tattoos is not even in the same universe as kid diddling...At the same time Tressel broke NCAA rules (knowingly) and Penn State did not. People have been calling for the death penalty for the Nittany Lions, but they broke no NCAA rules.

My comparison was only that when you hold yourself (publicly) to a higher standard and act like you are an example of ethics (going as far as chastising your players for breaking the rules while still covering up the fact that you also knowingly broke rules) you are more likely to be a target for whatever griping people might have. There are coaches that knowingly break rules and get caught (and move to be a head coach in the NFL for example), but they never acted like they were better than other people, running a "clean" program, which is one of the things Tressel constantly harped on. For FSM's sake he wrote books that specifically state that when you screw up, that is what you'll be remembered for, so it is important to follow the rules.

Paterno built much of his reputation about being about the kids (ironic, isn't it) and what is best for them. It's not all about winning and national championships, but about helping these individuals grow, etc. When you hang your hat on a high moral peg, when you falter you are (and should) be held to a higher standard.

Yanks_RSJ: See, the thing is those words don't apply the court of public opinion. I'm not required to wait for a jury to rule on Sandusky's guilt to judge Paterno.

That's a bullshiat copout and says a lot - nothing good, mind you - about your character.

Oohhhhhh snap. Excellent headline subby.

Splinshints: Yanks_RSJ: See, the thing is those words don't apply the court of public opinion. I'm not required to wait for a jury to rule on Sandusky's guilt to judge Paterno.

That's a bullshiat copout and says a lot - nothing good, mind you - about your character.

did oj simpson kill his wife? a jury ruled. doesn't mean everyone agrees...

/there is enough from joepa's testimony to the the grand jury to condemn joepa's inaction