Haiti is about experience

Weekend at Louie's?

I thought Little Louie had bad ass-cancer.

Brother Mouzone and Shirley from Community hatch a plot to kidnap Sean Penn and bring him to the US to face American justice.

They are scouting a location for a new base for the mother ship...DUH!

Get Matt Damon to call her

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logistic: Already got a name for it, subby. Picture it:

"She's a hard edged reverend from a conservative Baltimore church. He's a zany off the wall Muslim who can' stay serious for one second. Together they're...Peanut Butter and Chocolate Rated PG13"

8/10. That is all the more awesome when read in deep, FM-Stereo 'Movie Announcer Guy' voice. Could've been perfect if you added at the start "Coming this fall..."

The purpose of this Mother Plane was to "destroy the white man's world."

In Nation of Islam esoteric symbolism, white, black, red and yellow "people" were symbols of states of mind. Very few people in the Nation, however, knew that most of the doctrine was given metaphorically and symbolically. The rank-and -file membership considers the teachings to be "actual facts."

We will return to the "white" man a bit further.

The Mothership was piloted by "Black men 4 1/2 feet tall." (I don't know where the women were during those extended orbits.)

There were 1500 "baby planes" on the Mothership, each plane possessing three bombs.

Those bombs had drills on their tips and, when deployed, would drill a mile deep beneath the surface and, upon explosion, force up a mountain a mile high.

The Messenger taught that such bombs were used to separate the Moon from the Earth 66 trillion years ago.

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad taught that Ezekiel's vision of wheels was a vision of the Mothership.

The 4500 bombs would all strike land. None, Mr. Muhammad taught, would fall into water.

America was the first nation the Mothership would attack. Before striking and releasing its bombs, it would drop leaflets printed in English and Arabic warning of the coming destruction.

Some unspecified time later it would emit a high-pitched, piercing sound to warn that the attack is imminent. At that point, it was too late. The destruction would commence.

Louis Farrakhan is still alive?

Hopefully a quake will hit as soon as their plane lands.

I foresee a hilarious car chase and a prolonged shootout between the Tonton Macoute and the Fruit of Islam where only innocent bystanders under the age of 9 get hit by bullets. And then they're brought back as the cutest dancing zombies ever by Baron Samedi.

Ooooh, so close. If only it had been Whoopi and Farrakhan, I could whip out the "Mad About Jew" references.

best [best] adjective

1. of the highest quality, excellence, or standing: the best work; the best students.

Hmm.... nope. I think you used the wrong word there, submitter.

Quasar: Haven't the Haitians suffered enough?

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Haiti's problems can only be solved by a well armed tourism company.

He always looks so grown up in his little suit and bow tie. He's just another idiot cult leader.

Jake Havechek: The purpose of this Mother Plane was to "destroy the white man's world."

... (edited for space)....

Some unspecified time later it would emit a high-pitched, piercing sound to warn that the attack is imminent. At that point, it was too late. The destruction would commence.

Eh. There's a Mormon running for president.
Hebrew is allegedly the first language as given to earth by the ancient astronauts.
The Rapture.
Rocks have souls, and to crush an ant beneath one's foot while walking is worthy of damnation.

The Nation is about as much Islam as Roman Catholicism is related to the Nazarene, but if Mitt Romney can get respectibility -- in a cult which was designed with a hell of a lot more base unsavoryness than the Nation's -- everybody else is due.

A 2-1 lightining strike on the plane is simply too much xmas gift to ask for here I know.....but, damn...

Jake Havechek: The purpose of this Mother Plane was to "destroy the white man's world."

In Nation of Islam esoteric symbolism, white, black, red and yellow "people" were symbols of states of mind. Very few people in the Nation, however, knew that most of the doctrine was given metaphorically and symbolically. The rank-and -file membership considers the teachings to be "actual facts."

We will return to the "white" man a bit further.

The Mothership was piloted by "Black men 4 1/2 feet tall." (I don't know where the women were during those extended orbits.)

There were 1500 "baby planes" on the Mothership, each plane possessing three bombs.

Those bombs had drills on their tips and, when deployed, would drill a mile deep beneath the surface and, upon explosion, force up a mountain a mile high.

The Messenger taught that such bombs were used to separate the Moon from the Earth 66 trillion years ago.

The Honorable Elijah Muhammad taught that Ezekiel's vision of wheels was a vision of the Mothership.

The 4500 bombs would all strike land. None, Mr. Muhammad taught, would fall into water.

America was the first nation the Mothership would attack. Before striking and releasing its bombs, it would drop leaflets printed in English and Arabic warning of the coming destruction.

Some unspecified time later it would emit a high-pitched, piercing sound to warn that the attack is imminent. At that point, it was too late. The destruction would commence.

Wait...

so Nation of Islam is the enemy that Scientology speaks of?

I hate to say it... but that's the only reasonable thing either group has ever said.

So, in NOI, this guy Yakub , he made white people, after playing with some magnets, in order to rule black people (not sure why), but they got the gig for 6,000 years, then it's all back to black (kind of like Reversi), but starting in 1914. And Louis is not, repeat not, bugnuts. Is this the story so far?

Not seeing why this is news...

Arseholes visit shiatholes all the time.

Oh good, they're in the same place at the same time. Let's bomb it.

Kid Mojo: Oh good, they're in the same place at the same time. Let's bomb it.

THIS.........also agree with above Farker, Haiti has suffered enough.

obamadidcoke: I thought Little Louie had bad ass-cancer.

No, prostate cancer. Very survivable. We need to hope for 97 geese to be sucked into their jet engines.

jmadisonbiii:

They see me Rollin
They Haitian!

/sorry