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Montana launches winter tourist advertising campaign. Suggest some slogans (Voting Enabled)
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Wyckyd Sceptre
2011-12-12 10:40:50 AM
Move here soon, become a dental floss tycoon!
gopher321
2011-12-12 10:44:18 AM
We're no Canada, but at least we're not Texas!
queezyweezel
2011-12-12 10:55:53 AM
I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state.
Benevolent Misanthrope
2011-12-12 11:01:08 AM
Where the women are women, the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
Because People in power are Stupid
2011-12-12 11:20:33 AM
Freeze your ass off in the middle of nowhere.
RexTalionis
2011-12-12 11:36:48 AM
Montana - where if you're going to die of exposure, you might as well have a good view.
unyon
2011-12-12 12:00:48 PM
"If the sign says 'Whitefish', then you gonna get drunk, laid, and maybe ski"
ZAZ
2011-12-12 12:28:49 PM
Montana: Alberta's warmer southern neighbor.
cryinoutloud
2011-12-12 12:51:53 PM
This is our summer campaign. Everyone in the state has one of these on their vehicle. OK, not everyone---a healthy percentage.
"If you lived here, you'd pay the big bucks for this view."
bighairyguy
2011-12-12 01:04:33 PM
Wyckyd Sceptre
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Move here soon, become a dental floss tycoon!
Heamer
2011-12-12 01:04:33 PM
Montana: It's Spanish for
Mountain
!
pwhp_67
2011-12-12 01:05:56 PM
Seems like a nice enough place to send old relatives off to die in the bitter winter...
valar_morghulis
2011-12-12 01:06:06 PM
Montana: Hey, at least we're not Idaho.
DeadGeek
2011-12-12 01:06:17 PM
"Reasonable and Prudent" Who could ask for a better speed limit?
JusticeandIndependence
2011-12-12 01:06:23 PM
queezyweezel
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I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state.
No papers?
moops
2011-12-12 01:06:32 PM
Cold, flat, and windy.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2011-12-12 01:07:00 PM
Montana? Because FARK you that's why!
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2011-12-12 01:07:13 PM
"Montana: If we find your body, we'll fly it home FREE!"
cuzsis
2011-12-12 01:07:20 PM
"I'm glad I got a chance to see Montana..."
/with a pic of Russian Submarine next to it.
abfalter
2011-12-12 01:07:27 PM
Montana, where the people are friendly --all twenty of us!
Julieahni
2011-12-12 01:07:41 PM
Montana: One of the 50 states!
That coward David Lopan
2011-12-12 01:07:46 PM
The world's number one exporter of snow angels.
RexTalionis
2011-12-12 01:08:03 PM
Montana: Even if you die while shoveling snow, the cold will keep your organs viable for a long time.
hailin
2011-12-12 01:08:05 PM
cryinoutloud
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This is our summer campaign. Everyone in the state has one of these on their vehicle. OK, not everyone---a healthy percentage.
[visitmt.com image 353x226]
"If you lived here, you'd pay the big bucks for this view."
I hate the Get Lost campaign. I hate Billings new campaign even more though: "Montana's Trailhead". WTF does that even mean? Billings is about as far away from cool things to do in MT as you can get.
Smeggy Smurf
2011-12-12 01:08:23 PM
Montana. We have plenty of sheep to keep you warm at night
Hershey Highway Patrol
2011-12-12 01:08:24 PM
Well the rest of the militia's already here.
abfalter
2011-12-12 01:08:37 PM
Montana --they will never find the body here!
Kryllith
2011-12-12 01:09:11 PM
What? What? In the Butte!
/obvious
BobBastard
2011-12-12 01:09:13 PM
Wyckyd Sceptre
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Move here soon, become a dental floss tycoon!
thread over, flawless victory!
actor212
2011-12-12 01:09:15 PM
Visit Montana: When Elk Freezes Over
Julieahni
2011-12-12 01:09:29 PM
Montana: Hannah Montana's last name
Dr. Farkenstein
2011-12-12 01:09:34 PM
Montana: "Say hello to our leedle friends!"
Sapper_Topo
2011-12-12 01:09:38 PM
cryinoutloud
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This is our summer campaign. Everyone in the state has one of these on their vehicle. OK, not everyone---a healthy percentage.
[visitmt.com image 353x226]
"If you lived here, you'd pay the big bucks for this view."
*Clicks Profile* "Hey that headframe in your one photo looks familiar" Montana Fark Party?
/Doesnt have the sticker
//Cold
valar_morghulis
2011-12-12 01:09:41 PM
Montana: I bet I could throw a football over those mountains.
pope183
2011-12-12 01:09:51 PM
Welcome to my farking state you farking cockasucking cockaroachezz
mikalmd
2011-12-12 01:09:52 PM
Montana, Where the men are men and the sheep know it...
boneking
2011-12-12 01:09:55 PM
Montana: Come out and shoot something!
Cletus C.
2011-12-12 01:09:57 PM
Montana: We didn't have a speed limit and open container laws until the feds forced us to. Damn feds.
StrikitRich
2011-12-12 01:10:09 PM
Montana - I Can't Quit You.
kbronsito
2011-12-12 01:10:24 PM
JusticeandIndependence
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queezyweezel: I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck... maybe even a "recreational vehicle." And drive from state to state.
No papers?
as long as you don't try to visit AL or AZ.
bump
2011-12-12 01:10:52 PM
Cold, flat, and windy.
Montana: "We reminds you of your ex-wife"
valar_morghulis
2011-12-12 01:11:30 PM
Montana: All right then. Two of 'em. Both had my father in 'em. It's peculiar. I'm older now than he ever was, by 20 years, so in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember too well, but it was about meetin' him in town somewhere, he's gonna give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold, and there was snow on the ground, and he rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past...and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down, and when he rode past, I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn, the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream, I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there, in all that dark and all that cold. And I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up.
Cyberluddite
2011-12-12 01:11:54 PM
Montana: Someday we'll have indoor plumbing, but for now visit us in the winter--when subzero weather
really
knocks down the smell of the outhouses!
Representative of the unwashed masses
2011-12-12 01:11:56 PM
Montana: The only thing stopping an inevitable fight to the death between Wyoming and Saskatchewan.
Brother_Mouzone
2011-12-12 01:12:05 PM
Sapper_Topo
2011-12-12 01:12:21 PM
"Visiting an economically depressed bitterly cold place in the middle of winter is not normal. But on meth it is"
dspevack
2011-12-12 01:12:39 PM
"Don't let Hannah fool you. We have lots more to offer."
Julieahni
2011-12-12 01:12:59 PM
Montana: Come for Joe, stay for Hannah
tjsands1118
2011-12-12 01:13:01 PM
Montana, chains aren't just for going out to clubs
There for going out anywhere
wiredroach
2011-12-12 01:13:41 PM
"Montana: Gateway to Wyoming"
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