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2011-12-12 12:56:58 PM
Adric and Kamelion rank higher than Turlough?

Adric was only good for splattering across Pangaea, and Kamelion made two half-assed appearances.
 
2011-12-12 01:07:36 PM
Not hot, and not even women?

Why in the hell would I even bother clicking it, then?
 
2011-12-12 01:30:11 PM
i was getting mad, they seemed to be going in chronological order and though they skipped jamie and the brig. shiat sergeant benton and captain yates would be better off on there than kamelion or ben
 
2011-12-12 02:28:59 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2011-12-12 02:55:18 PM
MaxxLarge: Not hot, and not even women?

Why in the hell would I even bother clicking it, then?
 
2011-12-12 03:42:39 PM
Jamie #1?
I'm OK with this.
Harry should be #2 and yeah Turlough > Adric
 
2011-12-12 03:45:42 PM
Guess who didn't scroll down far enough. I guess since he only traveled with The Doctor...twice? I didn't consider him a companion although I'd say he'd have to be the #1 companion of all time. OF ALL TIME.
 
2011-12-12 04:43:12 PM
dailypop.files.wordpress.com

HOOOOOTlinked.
 
2011-12-12 04:45:20 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: MaxxLarge: Not hot, and not even women?

Why in the hell would I even bother clicking it, then?
 
2011-12-12 04:46:30 PM
I enjoy the NuWho a great deal, and have only seen a few of the Tom Baker episodes. I really need to go back and watch the old series...
 
2011-12-12 04:47:09 PM
Adric always had me rooting for the baddies. What an annoying git.
 
2011-12-12 04:51:44 PM
Clicked to make sure Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart was #1.

Satisfied.
 
2011-12-12 04:52:14 PM
Balchinian: Adric always had me rooting for the baddies. What an annoying git.

They Jason Todd'd him before it was cool to Jason Todd someone.
 
2011-12-12 04:54:37 PM
TheManofPA: Balchinian: Adric always had me rooting for the baddies. What an annoying git.

They Jason Todd'd him before it was cool to Jason Todd someone.


The Who producers did to Adric what every Trekkie wanted to see done to Wesley Crusher.
 
2011-12-12 04:57:24 PM
Damn good thing Rory isn't on that list, he is hotter than the following linked images:

30.media.tumblr.com

It also helps that he' a bit badass

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-12 05:04:25 PM
No K-9?
 
2011-12-12 05:04:48 PM
Tax Boy: No K-9?

He was on there, sucking as usual.
 
2011-12-12 05:06:36 PM
Eventually Turlough put his New Order records away and returned to his people, who were not, sadly revealed to be freckle-harvesters from the sunless planet Gingeros.

I thought their existence was supposed to stay a secret!
 
2011-12-12 05:13:43 PM
chapman: Damn good thing Rory isn't on that list, he is hotter than the following linked images:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

It also helps that he' a bit badass

[26.media.tumblr.com image 485x281]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I-efBSAUiY

That is all.

/I wish I was Rory
 
2011-12-12 05:20:42 PM
FTFA: its brief but touching tip of the hat to the Brigadier, even if it seemed to come out of nowhere.

Author fails. Coming out of nowhere is part of what gave that scene its impact. There had been no warning. The BBC had no memorial to Mr. Courtney on the official Doctor Who website. They had not him with the season premier's "In memory of Elisabeth Sladen" dedication card. Nothing. You're watching the Doctor acting all invincible, strutting about, bragging that time has never touched him ... and wham! The Brigadier is dead; we wanted to call you but we didn't have your number.
 
2011-12-12 05:23:52 PM
i151.photobucket.com

Whoo!
 
2011-12-12 05:35:08 PM
FunkOut: Eventually Turlough put his New Order records away and returned to his people, who were not, sadly revealed to be freckle-harvesters from the sunless planet Gingeros.

I thought their existence was supposed to stay a secret!


hotforginger.com

Is DONE hiding from ginger haters!
 
2011-12-12 05:38:04 PM
chapman: Damn good thing Rory isn't on that list, he is hotter than the following linked images:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

It also helps that he' a bit badass

[26.media.tumblr.com image 485x281]


*sigh* Rory...The only married man I have ever wanted. Proof that you don't have to be a chest-thumping prick to be a bad ass man. Yay beta males!

I am really torn between him and Donna Noble for best NuWho companions.
 
2011-12-12 05:39:08 PM
KiplingKat872: chapman: Damn good thing Rory isn't on that list, he is hotter than the following linked images:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

It also helps that he' a bit badass

[26.media.tumblr.com image 485x281]

*sigh* Rory...The only married man I have ever wanted. Proof that you don't have to be a chest-thumping prick to be a bad ass man. Yay beta males!

I am really torn between him and Donna Noble for best NuWho companions.


Rory is so tough, he uses Chuck Norris as an ottoman.
 
2011-12-12 05:39:36 PM
HopScotchNSoda: Author fails. Coming out of nowhere is part of what gave that scene its impact. There had been no warning. The BBC had no memorial to Mr. Courtney on the official Doctor Who website. They had not him with the season premier's "In memory of Elisabeth Sladen" dedication card. Nothing. You're watching the Doctor acting all invincible, strutting about, bragging that time has never touched him ... and wham! The Brigadier is dead; we wanted to call you but we didn't have your number.

Exactly. Even to someone who had not seen the much of the origin Doctor Who series, that moment hit hard.
 
2011-12-12 05:39:48 PM
Some mod has a hard-on for doctor who. Seems like there are are four or five greenlights a week.
 
2011-12-12 05:39:56 PM
KiplingKat872: chapman: Damn good thing Rory isn't on that list, he is hotter than the following linked images:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

It also helps that he' a bit badass

[26.media.tumblr.com image 485x281]

*sigh* Rory...The only married man I have ever wanted. Proof that you don't have to be a chest-thumping prick to be a bad ass man. Yay beta males!

I am really torn between him and Donna Noble for best NuWho companions.


Why choose?

There can be both a best male and best female category!
 
2011-12-12 05:40:10 PM
Debeo Summa Credo: Some mod has a hard-on for doctor who. Seems like there are are four or five greenlights a week.

And...that's a bad thing?
 
2011-12-12 05:40:22 PM
KiplingKat872: HopScotchNSoda: Author fails. Coming out of nowhere is part of what gave that scene its impact. There had been no warning. The BBC had no memorial to Mr. Courtney on the official Doctor Who website. They had not him with the season premier's "In memory of Elisabeth Sladen" dedication card. Nothing. You're watching the Doctor acting all invincible, strutting about, bragging that time has never touched him ... and wham! The Brigadier is dead; we wanted to call you but we didn't have your number.

Exactly. Even to someone who had not seen the much of the origin Doctor Who series, that moment hit hard.


And when she said that he would have a brandy poured for the Doctor every night, just in case he stopped by....

*ouch*
 
2011-12-12 05:41:45 PM
Shazam999: Rory is so tough, he uses Chuck Norris as an ottoman.

O.K. I lol'd.
 
2011-12-12 05:43:48 PM
Shazam999: Rory is so tough, he uses Chuck Norris as an ottoman.

It takes billions of years of exposure to the untempered scizm to create a time lord. Or 1 night with Rory Williams.
 
2011-12-12 05:46:54 PM
chapman: It takes billions of years of exposure to the untempered scizm to create a time lord. Or 1 night with Rory Williams.

In bunk beds, no less.
 
2011-12-12 05:50:00 PM
chapman: Damn good thing Rory isn't on that list, he is hotter than the following linked images:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

It also helps that he' a bit badass

[26.media.tumblr.com image 485x281]


Well, to be honest, the list is only for the Classic Doctor...

If it was ALL Doctor, yeah, Rory should be there...

/MAYBE even a better companion that Captain Jack...
//And I'm gay for Captain Jack...
 
2011-12-12 05:52:19 PM
Shazam999: KiplingKat872: chapman: Damn good thing Rory isn't on that list, he is hotter than the following linked images:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x400]

It also helps that he' a bit badass

[26.media.tumblr.com image 485x281]

*sigh* Rory...The only married man I have ever wanted. Proof that you don't have to be a chest-thumping prick to be a bad ass man. Yay beta males!

I am really torn between him and Donna Noble for best NuWho companions.

Rory is so tough, he uses Chuck Norris as an ottoman.


- The TARDIS doesn't need to refuel at the Cardiff rift any more. It is powered by Rory's awesomeness.

-Rory Williams cleans bed pans by scaring the crap out of them.

-The TARDIS calls Rory "the pretty one" because there's no Gallifreyan Word for "ultimate stud muffin".

-Rory Williams was erased from time and it messed things up so badly the universe had to be rebooted.

-Amy Pond married Rory Williams because Chuck Norris wasn't man enough for her.

-They built the Pandorica to hold the Doctor because trying to hold Rory Williams would be just plain stupid.

-The Silence wishes they could forget seeing Rory Williams.

-Rory Williams doesn't need a device to time travel. It simply shifts to whatever time Rory Williams says it is.

-A Dalek begged River Song for mercy because it knew who her father was. River Song granted the Dalek mercy by shooting it in the eye instead of calling her father.

-The Daleks asked Steven Moffat to retire them because they didn't want to fight Rory Williams.

-The House entity messed with Amy's mind because messing with Rory's mind would have popped the bubble universe. Loudly.

-River Song asked the Storm Cage guards to dress like Roman Centurions. She has daddy issues.

-100 Lesbian Dinosaur women agree: Rory Williams tastes like raw Habanero and Win.

-Rome Fell because the Emperor Honorious tried to open the Pandorica while Rory Williams was guarding it.

-The Dream Lord created two dreams that were obviously fake. In one there was a cold star that violated the laws of thermodynamics. In the other Rory Williams died.

-Look up the word "loyalty" in the Dictionaria Galactica and you will see a picture of Rory Williams with the caption "Top this, biatches!"

-Rory Williams' Jelly Babies aren't made from real babies. They're made from real Dalek babies.

-Rory Williams is the only man who could father a part-Time Lord human with his wife dressed as a police woman while traveling through the time vortex in a TARDIS that thinks he's the pretty one...in bunk beds!

-Rory isn't worried that Amy is going to run off with the Doctor, but the Doctor is worried that the TARDIS is going to run off with Rory.

-The Gamma Forest writing translated Melody's name as River Song because there was no equivalent word for "daughter of supreme awesomeness".

-What's left of the 12 Cyber Legion is now a Peruvian Folk band called Rory's Runaways.

-Rory Williams supports recycling. When he was plastic he recycled himself into a human being.

-On the day the Doctor defeated an army in 3 minutes and 42 seconds he still took orders from Rory Williams. "Oi! You! Get in here! Now!"

-Rory Williams doesn't need regenerations to beat death. He uses his bare hands.

-The Doctor left Demon's Run in a hurry because he knew that Rory was about to find out he'd been sonic-ing his daughter.

(source)

Daleks cower behind the couch to hide from Rory Williams

Let's come up with some more.
 
2011-12-12 05:56:26 PM
No Donna?
 
2011-12-12 05:56:45 PM
KiplingKat872: KiplingKat872: HopScotchNSoda: Author fails. Coming out of nowhere is part of what gave that scene its impact. There had been no warning. The BBC had no memorial to Mr. Courtney on the official Doctor Who website. They had not him with the season premier's "In memory of Elisabeth Sladen" dedication card. Nothing. You're watching the Doctor acting all invincible, strutting about, bragging that time has never touched him ... and wham! The Brigadier is dead; we wanted to call you but we didn't have your number.

Exactly. Even to someone who had not seen the much of the origin Doctor Who series, that moment hit hard.

And when she said that he would have a brandy poured for the Doctor every night, just in case he stopped by....

*ouch*


Yeah... That was painful to watch. Painful in a good way, though.
 
2011-12-12 06:05:23 PM
Another BS Dr Who thread and nothing about Boardwalk Empire. Awesome!
 
2011-12-12 06:07:27 PM
Adric's death scene was good, but he sucked until that point. Sgt. Benton was a far better companion, and very much the rough draft prototype for Rory, in his ever calm, cool ballsyness. Like Rory in "Vampires of Venice", Benton felt no need to state the obvious upon entering the TARDIS in "The Three Doctors", much to the Doctor's surprise and displeasure.

However.... Benton would never have struck the Doctor.
 
2011-12-12 06:10:57 PM
twat_waffle: On the day the Doctor defeated an army in 3 minutes and 42 seconds he still took orders from Rory Williams. "Oi! You! Get in here! Now!"


That reminds me of one of Mr. Moffat's comments in the wake of Nicholas Courtney's death. Of all the people the Doctor has encountered, the Brigadier was his only boss.
 
2011-12-12 06:12:23 PM
HopScotchNSoda: Adric's death scene was good, but he sucked until that point. Sgt. Benton was a far better companion, and very much the rough draft prototype for Rory, in his ever calm, cool ballsyness. Like Rory in "Vampires of Venice", Benton felt no need to state the obvious upon entering the TARDIS in "The Three Doctors", much to the Doctor's surprise and displeasure.

However.... Benton would never have struck the Doctor.


But that was one of the moments Rory elevated himself to awesome status.
 
2011-12-12 06:15:00 PM
-Rome Fell because the Emperor Honorious tried to open the Pandorica while Rory Williams was guarding it.

Actually that one might be true.
 
2011-12-12 06:17:24 PM
The Roryisms are just full of win, and with Badass Future Amy, they have truly evolved from a wannabe whimpering couple.

As far as the list, I thought only 10 Companions qualified under the conditions. How did Rory get in there?

/Brig #1, K-9 #2
 
2011-12-12 06:18:24 PM
twat_waffle: Let's come up with some more.

-What doesn't kill Rory Williams only makes him stronger

-What DOES kill Rory Williams only makes him stronger
 
2011-12-12 06:19:54 PM
KiplingKat872: HopScotchNSoda: Adric's death scene was good, but he sucked until that point. Sgt. Benton was a far better companion, and very much the rough draft prototype for Rory, in his ever calm, cool ballsyness. Like Rory in "Vampires of Venice", Benton felt no need to state the obvious upon entering the TARDIS in "The Three Doctors", much to the Doctor's surprise and displeasure.

However.... Benton would never have struck the Doctor.

But that was one of the moments Rory elevated himself to awesome status.


Without a doubt. That episode was a huge turning point for what had been a nice but meh sidekick for Amy. Between punching the Doctor, standing guard for nearly two millennia & dragging the Pandorica & Amy out of the flames (so awesome that he kicked ass even in a still drawing), and calmly taking out the Dalek in the museum, he first became the Rory we now know and love.
 
2011-12-12 06:35:15 PM
I don't have a problem with any sidekick.
Liked Rose.
Liked Amy.
Was ok with Donna.
Sort of liked Martha.

It's there parents!! Martha's mom was an overprotective windbag. Donna's mom was a nag. Rose's mom was a ditz.
No wonder they wanted to leave.
They would've left with a guy in a Volkswagen who only had a white man's fro, a scarf and a box of fishsticks.
 
2011-12-12 06:44:45 PM
I'm sorry, but as a (mostly) straight male, the Brig and Jamie fall into the category of "hot guys". I'm man enough to admit that, unlike this author who is apparently suppressing urges.
 
2011-12-12 06:45:32 PM
Zombie DJ: They would've left with a guy in a Volkswagen who only had a white man's fro, a scarf and a box of fishsticks.

I believe those people call them fish fingers -- since they've actually been mentioned several times in the past two seasons.
 
2011-12-12 06:46:38 PM
t3knomanser: I'm sorry, but as a (mostly) straight male, the Brig and Jamie fall into the category of "hot guys". I'm man enough to admit that, unlike this author who is apparently suppressing urges.

...it's Jamie's skirt, isn't it?
 
2011-12-12 06:48:11 PM
HopScotchNSoda: Zombie DJ: They would've left with a guy in a Volkswagen who only had a white man's fro, a scarf and a box of fishsticks.

I believe those people call them fish fingers -- since they've actually been mentioned several times in the past two seasons series.


FIFM

Also, I think the widow Tyler is better described as a slag and a chav, rather than a ditz. The chav part is obvious, and she tried to shag the Ninth Doctor immediately upon meeting him.
 
2011-12-12 06:51:42 PM
HopScotchNSoda: twat_waffle: On the day the Doctor defeated an army in 3 minutes and 42 seconds he still took orders from Rory Williams. "Oi! You! Get in here! Now!"


That reminds me of one of Mr. Moffat's comments in the wake of Nicholas Courtney's death. Of all the people the Doctor has encountered, the Brigadier was his only boss.


I beg to differ, mostly because that undermines the Brigadier's cunning. While the Doctor repeatedly stated his objections to the Brigadier's attitude, the Brigadier was also wily enough to realize the Doctor loved investigating stuff. To say that the Brigadier was the boss of the Doctor really misunderstands their relationship. The Brigadier knew how to deal with the Doctor, and knew him a lot better than he let on. Most of the times the Doctor got crotchety is when the Brig worked his charm.

I would say that the Brigadier was the ultimate counterpoint to the Doctor. Out of all the people he met, the Brig knew the Doctor the best.
 
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