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(Palm Beach Post) Obvious US Coast Guard issues stern warning about overweight American's gross tonnage   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 55
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2011-12-12 07:00:23 AM
This issue has been debated since the 70's. Proactive Government at work.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 08:31:03 AM
Generally speaking, most cruise ships are not affected by the new rule because they are registered outside the United States... But for commercial vessels sailing under the U.S. flag, the new standard applies.

It's possible this rule is justified in isolation but will cause net harm by encouraging more companies to register ships in foreign countries.
 
2011-12-12 11:53:50 AM
Should I bow to subby's penchant for pun-ditry oar knot?
 
2011-12-12 11:55:00 AM
Shouldn't they be policing the police?
 
2011-12-12 11:58:17 AM
Phil Moskowitz: Shouldn't they be policing the police?

Who polices the police policers?
 
2011-12-12 11:58:48 AM
sxacho: Phil Moskowitz: Shouldn't they be policing the police?

Who polices the police policers?


Batman.
 
2011-12-12 12:00:55 PM
It's not that we've gotten fatter. We're evolving to have larger bones. We NEED the fat in case the boat capsizes and we can't get to food for a few days. We have a glandular problem! It's not us! Its the designers who make clothes for pre-teens and label them for adults!


/We're fat
 
2011-12-12 12:01:42 PM
We're going to need bigger boats.
 
2011-12-12 12:02:43 PM
"Your attention, please:

Will Captain Ahab please meet his crew at Pier 19 for immediate departure; Captain Ahab to Pier 19."
 
2011-12-12 12:02:54 PM
B-b-b-but fat is buoyant!
 
2011-12-12 12:04:43 PM
ZAZ: Generally speaking, most cruise ships are not affected by the new rule because they are registered outside the United States... But for commercial vessels sailing under the U.S. flag, the new standard applies.

It's possible this rule is justified in isolation but will cause net harm by encouraging more companies to register ships in foreign countries.


The US is a strange beast when it comes to commercial vessels. back in the day, in order to protect our shipping industry, the US passed a law requiring all interstate shipping to be done by US made ships.

Due to the fact that the market for US shipping was thus protected, there was no real competition in the shipbuilding world. Other nations's shipmakers made significantly better ships due to their international competition. They would make better ships more efficiently. Thus, the US hardly makes any international commercial vessels. We don't have the background or efficiency to be competitive.

So, we basically protected ourselves out of the market. What I meant to say is that we have already diverted shipbuilding of international commercial carriers to other nations, so these rules will have little if any effect. Their only effect may be felt on dedicated US carries that don't have international routes. But, those routes are not in competition with any non-US ships.
 
2011-12-12 12:05:57 PM
FTFA: "The U.S. Coast Guard feels the U.S. people have gotten fatter over time," said Capt. Ed Sparrow.

This isn't something you "feel," it's something that's demonstrably true.
 
2011-12-12 12:06:21 PM
Thread needs voting enabled.
 
2011-12-12 12:07:10 PM
There isn't anything that celebrates mindless consumption much more than a cruise ship, so it figures that a lot of fat people would be on them.
 
2011-12-12 12:09:38 PM
The average woman weighs 164 pounds? That's gross. Unless they're also 6'1.
 
2011-12-12 12:09:47 PM
Heamer: B-b-b-but fat is buoyant!

So is fatty poop.
 
2011-12-12 12:10:41 PM
Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "The U.S. Coast Guard feels the U.S. people have gotten fatter over time," said Capt. Ed Sparrow.

This isn't something you "feel," it's something that's demonstrably true.


I hate the use of the word "feel", outside of it's use for the senses (feel pain, feel warm, etc.), and for emotions (feel sad, feel angry, etc.). Too often, as here, it's used as a substitute for the word "think".

Why don't you go over there and feel up a solution for that math problem, genius.
 
2011-12-12 12:12:41 PM
D'oh, please remove that ' from the first "it's".
 
2011-12-12 12:20:03 PM
It's not fat... it's readily-accessible emergency supplies!

Seriously, though, this is less and less my fault. As of today, 53 pounds off. Take that, ya filthy Coast Guard!
 
2011-12-12 12:21:42 PM
We joke, but I was watching something about cruise lines on CNBC yesterday. They kept showing footage of Americans (I assume they were Americans) walking to, from and on the ships. It looked like an Americans for Fat Acceptance convention.

When you're so collectively fat that it affects the load tolerances of things as large as boats, you're too farking fat, America.
 
2011-12-12 12:21:45 PM
i235.photobucket.com

/i never figured I'd get a second chance to use this pic woot
 
2011-12-12 12:21:56 PM
"Smaller boats actually are affected more than the bigger boats," Peters said.

I would never have guessed it.

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2011-12-12 12:22:25 PM
Many folks - big-bellied cruisers included - think the new standard is long overdue.

"Oh, God, yeah. I'm 251 with sandals," David Kushner of Chenango Bridge, N.Y., said as he boarded the Key Largo Princess


Obese and proud of it. Or at least untroubled by it. Go 'murka!
 
2011-12-12 12:30:44 PM
Any of you ever seen a coastie with 10 years behind him? They immediately go up 200 lb in weight.
 
2011-12-12 12:31:08 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker: We joke, but I was watching something about cruise lines on CNBC yesterday. They kept showing footage of Americans (I assume they were Americans) walking to, from and on the ships. It looked like an Americans for Fat Acceptance convention.

When you're so collectively fat that it affects the load tolerances of things as large as boats, you're too farking fat, America.


Agreed, particularly with your last sentence, but I think there might be selection bias in your first part. Cruises would tend to appeal to the sedentary and overweight-- they have activities available, but also unlimited food, stationary "activities", shows, etc. The only athletics involved are the walks to the buffets. That appeals to a certain demographic, which would tend to throw off your sample.
 
2011-12-12 12:34:11 PM
In my neighborhood some of the black and mexican kids around the age of 10 weigh in at over 100 pounds minimum, Some are so chunky they waddle.
 
2011-12-12 12:42:09 PM
bikerbob: In my neighborhood some of the black and mexican kids around the age of 10 weigh in at over 100 pounds minimum, Some are so chunky they waddle.

Please refrain from staring at the neighborhood children, we've received several complaints.
 
2011-12-12 12:42:39 PM
Black men should be sent to these ships to harpoon some of these whales...
 
2011-12-12 12:43:12 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: It's not that we've gotten fatter. We're evolving to have larger bones. We NEED the fat in case the boat capsizes and we can't get to food for a few days. We have a glandular problem! It's not us! Its the designers who make clothes for pre-teens and label them for adults!


/We're fat


Speak for yourself. I'm rakishly plump.
 
2011-12-12 12:45:33 PM
This makes total sense. Larger people provide more incentive for hungry rogue shark attacks.

30.media.tumblr.com

/hot like the king of the jungle
 
2011-12-12 12:46:50 PM
Ever notice the folks who don't have pics of themselves in their profiles are usually the most critical of other folks appearence on Fark?


/I'm sure its just a coincidence.
 
2011-12-12 01:08:35 PM
logistic: Any of you ever seen a coastie with 10 years behind him? They immediately go up 200 lb in weight.

i165.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-12 01:10:54 PM
treesloth:

Agreed, particularly with your last sentence, but I think there might be selection bias in your first part. Cruises would tend to appeal to the sedentary and overweight-- they have activities available, but also unlimited food, stationary "activities", shows, etc. The only athletics involved are the walks to the buffets. That appeals to a certain demographic, which would tend to throw off your sample.


If I didn't regularly see terribly overweight people (of all ages) just walking around the Dallas area, I'd agree, but I do. Every day. Overweight teenagers, overweight little kids, overweight 20-somethings. Americans are fat.
 
2011-12-12 01:30:05 PM
My one step solution for weight loss: move into a majority black neighborhood. Within 6 months you'll be at your.goal weight... due.to either running for your life 6 nights a week, or
 
2011-12-12 01:32:08 PM
Seacop: logistic: Any of you ever seen a coastie with 10 years behind him? They immediately go up 200 lb in weight.

[i165.photobucket.com image 450x338]


With a name like Seacop, you are clearly not personally invested in that rebuttal, right? Also, that's a Village People member, right? The Indian, the contruction worker, the sea cop...I'm positive of this...
 
2011-12-12 01:42:50 PM
Instead of catering to them, why not just bar the biggest fatasses from getting on the boat?
 
2011-12-12 02:08:30 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker: treesloth:

Agreed, particularly with your last sentence, but I think there might be selection bias in your first part. Cruises would tend to appeal to the sedentary and overweight-- they have activities available, but also unlimited food, stationary "activities", shows, etc. The only athletics involved are the walks to the buffets. That appeals to a certain demographic, which would tend to throw off your sample.

If I didn't regularly see terribly overweight people (of all ages) just walking around the Dallas area, I'd agree, but I do. Every day. Overweight teenagers, overweight little kids, overweight 20-somethings. Americans are fat.


While we definitely are, there's areas of the country that are fatter than others.

Texas is one of them.
 
2011-12-12 02:26:59 PM
Smelly Pirate Hooker: If I didn't regularly see terribly overweight people (of all ages) just walking around the Dallas area, I'd agree, but I do. Every day. Overweight teenagers, overweight little kids, overweight 20-somethings. Americans are fat.

Yes, no question, there's a genuine problem, and the tragedy is that it's so bloody easy to fix. All I'm saying is that a cruise is a biased sample and would give easily-attacked results.
 
2011-12-12 03:42:28 PM
logistic: Any of you ever seen a coastie with 10 years behind him? They immediately go up 200 lb in weight.

15 years, 145 lbs (+20). booyah, anecdote counteracts troll!
 
2011-12-12 04:29:33 PM
zabbers: logistic: Any of you ever seen a coastie with 10 years behind him? They immediately go up 200 lb in weight.

15 years, 145 lbs (+20). booyah, anecdote counteracts troll!


16 years, 154 lbs (same as High School lol). Also 6' 1.5", sooo, yea, other end of the spectrum unfortunately :*(
 
2011-12-12 05:14:41 PM
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I'm sure that humans increasing in overall height/weight with each generation has nothing to do with this, right?
 
2011-12-12 05:32:51 PM
The average height simply increased by more than a foot.
 
2011-12-12 05:42:24 PM
What a fat American might look like

i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-12 07:13:40 PM
Another point: passenger vessel operators don't have to simply do the math and accept the passenger reduction. They can conduct a new stability test to demonstrate their boat can handle the added weight (many old stability tests were done for only the amount of weight they needed, with no extra built in.) Also, they have the option of weighing every passenger that comes on board until they hit their max allowable weight. I know of no passenger vessel operator that plans to be doing this. Frankly, passenger vessel operators were lucky to get away with as few changes to the regs as they did- in the notice of proposed rulemaking, there was a provision to require passenger vessels to get a new stability test every fifteen years, rather than only if needed. That would have solved the unnecessary passenger reduction problem, but everyone who owns a boat over 65 ft (and thus would have had to hire a PE and go through MSC) would have howled about the expense.

/Coast Guard Marine Inspector
//you'd be surprised how much a small amount of weight can affect a stability test
 
2011-12-12 08:09:42 PM
dittybopper: Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: "The U.S. Coast Guard feels the U.S. people have gotten fatter over time," said Capt. Ed Sparrow.

This isn't something you "feel," it's something that's demonstrably true.

I hate the use of the word "feel", outside of it's use for the senses (feel pain, feel warm, etc.), and for emotions (feel sad, feel angry, etc.). Too often, as here, it's used as a substitute for the word "think".

Why don't you go over there and feel up a solution for that math problem, genius.


They were referring to what they experience through physical senses when a 500 pounder boards one of these vessels.

/His name is Capt. Sparrow
//No one? Really?
 
2011-12-12 08:13:24 PM
logistic: Seacop: logistic: Any of you ever seen a coastie with 10 years behind him? They immediately go up 200 lb in weight.

[i165.photobucket.com image 450x338]

With a name like Seacop, you are clearly not personally invested in that rebuttal, right? Also, that's a Village People member, right? The Indian, the contruction worker, the sea cop...I'm positive of this...


5'11, 185, 14% bodyfat, 12 years. And I wish it had been a sea cop in the village people, they could have sang in the Coast Guard instead of in the Navy.
 
2011-12-12 08:51:52 PM
Palmer Eldritch:

/Coast Guard Marine Inspector
//you'd be surprised how much a small amount of weight can affect a stability test


I had duty when my Navy ship went through an inclining. It was done at night with only the duty personnel aboard; and we weren't allowed to move around the ship not even the roving watch, because it would have thrown the measurements off.
 
2011-12-12 09:37:38 PM
Gleeman: Palmer Eldritch:

/Coast Guard Marine Inspector
//you'd be surprised how much a small amount of weight can affect a stability test

I had duty when my Navy ship went through an inclining. It was done at night with only the duty personnel aboard; and we weren't allowed to move around the ship not even the roving watch, because it would have thrown the measurements off.


I know how to spell "sea," but other than that I know next to nothing about it. So this next question may not make sense, but I gotta ask anyway.

1) What was the maximum incline the ship sustained during this test? And
2) Those ships are generally heavier than fark. How do you incline one in the first place?
 
2011-12-12 09:38:45 PM
logistic: Any of you ever seen a coastie with 10 years behind him? They immediately go up 200 lb in weight.

That isn't true, you can't make Chief that fast in most ratings.

Seriously though... they are hammering folks on weight these dats. Those fat chief days are going away.
 
2011-12-12 10:12:17 PM
Fuggin Bizzy: Gleeman: Palmer Eldritch:

/Coast Guard Marine Inspector
//you'd be surprised how much a small amount of weight can affect a stability test

I had duty when my Navy ship went through an inclining. It was done at night with only the duty personnel aboard; and we weren't allowed to move around the ship not even the roving watch, because it would have thrown the measurements off.

I know how to spell "sea," but other than that I know next to nothing about it. So this next question may not make sense, but I gotta ask anyway.

1) What was the maximum incline the ship sustained during this test? And
2) Those ships are generally heavier than fark. How do you incline one in the first place?


Short answer: 1) only a few degrees, very slowly. 2) with large concrete weights moved on rails (on the exterior of course). The changes in list (side to side) and trim (front to back) are used to calculate the center of gravity and metacentric height (stability) of the ship.

Long answer here.
 
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