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29 Comments (+0 »)

Staffist

2011-12-12 02:07:50 PM

The logistics alone of pulling off a job like that would be a huge tastle.

badLogic

2011-12-12 02:44:14 PM

Artist rendering of train job-
www.geckoth.com

Barricaded Gunman

2011-12-12 02:48:28 PM

Came in here to say something, but badLogic beat me to it.

BizarreMan

2011-12-12 02:58:40 PM

That's what, a brazillion kernels?

Authorities are looking for leads so they can pop the culprits?

eriphila

2011-12-12 03:10:26 PM

investigating

(hot like a turtleneck under a sportcoat)

Tom_Slick

2011-12-12 03:15:38 PM

SpectroBoy: Can't make shine without corn!

Damn it beat to the moonshine punch.

extroverted_suicide

2011-12-12 03:35:10 PM

I'm a-maized they could move such a large quantity in the first place.

Omnivorous

2011-12-12 03:36:05 PM

Jon Corzine just misplaced it. He's sure they'll find it sooner or later.

pudding7

2011-12-12 03:38:37 PM

The Vanishers strike again!

/obscure?

whither_apophis

2011-12-12 03:45:09 PM

just great, gas prices are going up again...

nicoffeine

2011-12-12 04:09:41 PM

Good job!

MORB

2011-12-12 04:22:10 PM

Unavailable for comment.

dryknife

2011-12-12 04:27:06 PM

They must have been watching Rio Lobo where the Confederates greased the tracks and stopped a train with ropes.,

Hebjamn

2011-12-12 04:27:42 PM

eriphila: [epguides.com image 266x239]

investigating

(hot like a turtleneck under a sportcoat)

You beat me to the punchline ! I shouldn't have taken the time to doublecheck the spelling of Banacek. Maybe I'll try to get some satisfaction by looking up bio info on his limo driver :-)

Englebert Slaptyback

2011-12-12 04:30:33 PM

Police to charge culprits with theft, stalking

Suspects are described as husky.

Hebjamn

2011-12-12 04:36:09 PM

Hebjamn: eriphila: [epguides.com image 266x239]

investigating

(hot like a turtleneck under a sportcoat)

You beat me to the punchline ! I shouldn't have taken the time to doublecheck the spelling of Banacek. Maybe I'll try to get some satisfaction by looking up bio info on his limo driver :-)

3.bp.blogspot.com

Ralph Manza (right) as Jay - I feel better now.

Pep Streebeck

2011-12-12 04:47:45 PM

Wanted for questioning.

mr lawson

2011-12-12 04:50:32 PM

SpectroBoy: [www.suckerpunchpictures.com image 469x358]

Can't make shine without corn!

/even more funny if ya know his name lol
//he made damn good 'shine

TravisBickle62

2011-12-12 05:14:47 PM

Someone got corn-holed

StrangeQ

2011-12-12 06:46:59 PM