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(SFGate) Strange 50 tons of corn stolen from moving train. Police to charge culprits with theft, stalking   (sfgate.com) divider line 29
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2011-12-12 02:07:50 PM
The logistics alone of pulling off a job like that would be a huge tastle.
 
2011-12-12 02:44:14 PM
Artist rendering of train job-
www.geckoth.com
 
2011-12-12 02:48:28 PM
Came in here to say something, but badLogic beat me to it.
 
2011-12-12 02:58:40 PM
That's what, a brazillion kernels?

Authorities are looking for leads so they can pop the culprits?
 
2011-12-12 03:10:26 PM
epguides.com

investigating

(hot like a turtleneck under a sportcoat)
 
2011-12-12 03:15:38 PM
SpectroBoy: Can't make shine without corn!

Damn it beat to the moonshine punch.
 
2011-12-12 03:35:10 PM
I'm a-maized they could move such a large quantity in the first place.
 
2011-12-12 03:36:05 PM
Jon Corzine just misplaced it. He's sure they'll find it sooner or later.
 
2011-12-12 03:38:37 PM
The Vanishers strike again!

/obscure?
 
2011-12-12 03:45:09 PM
just great, gas prices are going up again...
 
2011-12-12 04:09:41 PM
Good job!
a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-12-12 04:22:10 PM
www.gaumont.fr
Unavailable for comment.
 
2011-12-12 04:27:06 PM
They must have been watching Rio Lobo where the Confederates greased the tracks and stopped a train with ropes.,
 
2011-12-12 04:27:42 PM
eriphila: [epguides.com image 266x239]

investigating

(hot like a turtleneck under a sportcoat)


You beat me to the punchline ! I shouldn't have taken the time to doublecheck the spelling of Banacek. Maybe I'll try to get some satisfaction by looking up bio info on his limo driver :-)
 
2011-12-12 04:30:33 PM

Police to charge culprits with theft, stalking


Suspects are described as husky.
 
2011-12-12 04:36:09 PM
Hebjamn: eriphila: [epguides.com image 266x239]

investigating

(hot like a turtleneck under a sportcoat)

You beat me to the punchline ! I shouldn't have taken the time to doublecheck the spelling of Banacek. Maybe I'll try to get some satisfaction by looking up bio info on his limo driver :-)


3.bp.blogspot.com

Ralph Manza (right) as Jay - I feel better now.
 
2011-12-12 04:47:45 PM
i49.photobucket.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
2011-12-12 04:50:32 PM
SpectroBoy: [www.suckerpunchpictures.com image 469x358]

Can't make shine without corn!


/even more funny if ya know his name lol
//he made damn good 'shine
 
2011-12-12 05:14:47 PM
Someone got corn-holed
 
2011-12-12 06:46:59 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Also possibly know something about the corn
 
2011-12-12 07:23:43 PM
That's a pretty corny headline. Get it? Corny? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
 
2011-12-12 08:29:12 PM
Uh, I think so, Brain, but if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he keep doing it?
 
2011-12-12 08:48:12 PM
Grits and cornbread for everybody.
 
2011-12-12 09:01:12 PM
CORN PWN!!
 
2011-12-12 10:00:35 PM
Not Impressed

img136.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-12 11:18:20 PM
All this just to make one "extra large" size movie theater popcorn. What a waste.
 
2011-12-12 11:40:21 PM
What, no dynamite?

/Then you jump first.
 
2011-12-12 11:54:00 PM
www.lolbrary.com
 
2011-12-14 02:13:42 PM
Aw, shucks.
 
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