Fancy a tipple or two? Europe's biggest alcohol warehouse, filled with enough wine

No.

They make Hardy's. I'm pretty sure it's hell.

Did anyone else read that as "Europe's biggest alcohol whorehouse"?

It's like I've died and am forced to watch Sideways over and over again.

Why was the picture of a warehouse photoshopped behind the picture of the guy inspecting wine bottles? And the original background picture is right there below the photoshop, too.

Meh.

What about...
The wine lake?

All I see in those pictures is visions of this (new window).

miss diminutive: Did anyone else read that as "Europe's biggest alcohol whorehouse"?

No, but I like your vision of heaven.

Alcohol poisoning may bring one a little closer to heaven.

Antz: Why was the picture of a warehouse photoshopped

check the url

That's a shame. No reference to Drew.

It's Iowa.

I see a forklift accident.

It would be heaven for a couple hours, then the puking starts...

Is there a whipped cream covered Alison Brie on aisle 6 with a bottle of Edradour in one hand and a box of condoms in the other, begging me to give her the best thirty seconds of her life? Then no. No, it is not.

I assumed this would be something about big boobs, and so I was ready to say no, not heaven. As it stands, yes, maybe it is heaven. Well, except for being so industrial looking.

calm like a bomb Add Favorite User Quote 2011-12-12 02:20:18 AM Ignore User
Is there a whipped cream covered Alison Brie on aisle 6 with a bottle of Edradour in one hand and a box of condoms in the other, begging me to give her the best thirty seconds of her life? Then no. No, it is not.


Best thirty seconds?
/Slow poke

TaVaMaN: I don't see any tits, so I'm going with no.

Over in one?

No, subby, this is heaven.

sgtbarthel: No, subby, this is heaven.

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A pack of gingers?! You've got to be trolling.

heebie_stevo: It's Iowa.

Thank you. That was my response. If the warehouse was full of beer, it would probably ease his pain.

sgtbarthel: No, subby, this is heaven.

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They'd need souls to get to heaven. Gingers are decidedly lacking in them.

Heaven? No, it's just a bunch of wine. Show me a warehouse that size filled with bottles of snobby beer.

sgtbarthel: No, subby, this is heaven.

Yeah, until they all start biatching at you, then it's hell.

calm like a bomb: Is there a whipped cream covered Alison Brie on aisle 6 with a bottle of Edradour in one hand and a box of condoms in the other, begging me to give her the best thirty seconds of her life? Then no. No, it is not.

..you're gonna use rubbers in heaven?

Farkin drunks.

Mentalpatient87: calm like a bomb: Is there a whipped cream covered Alison Brie on aisle 6 with a bottle of Edradour in one hand and a box of condoms in the other, begging me to give her the best thirty seconds of her life? Then no. No, it is not.

..you're gonna use rubbers in heaven?

It's not for me. I don't want the output of my spooge cannon to drown her.

Mentalpatient87: calm like a bomb: Is there a whipped cream covered Alison Brie on aisle 6 with a bottle of Edradour in one hand and a box of condoms in the other, begging me to give her the best thirty seconds of her life? Then no. No, it is not.

..you're gonna use rubbers in heaven?

Well, you never know. God set that funny precedent.

sgtbarthel: No, subby, this is heaven.

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To get into heaven, they'd need souls.

sgtbarthel: No, subby, this is heaven.

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A) They aren't naked
B) Can't be heaven, gingers have no soul.

You sure won't find 72 virgins in there.

Lol it's not beer or whiskey it's wine so it's gross?

Lol fark you, fark.

Replace the wine with beer and add a strip club and yes, it's heaven.

novices

the local distilleries can make four olympic pools of Bartles&James alone each day
let alone simple stuff like scotch, vodka and roncoco

Kurmudgeon: sgtbarthel: No, subby, this is heaven.

Yeah, until they all start biatching at you, then it's hell.

Harcourt Fenton Mudd have you been drinking again?!

It's missing some good kush, corkscrew and Heather Brooke.

I get annoyed for some reason whenever I see this:

The warehouse, which took one year to build, covers 858,000 sq ft, with a roof big enough to park 4,000 cars.

The warehouse, which took one year to build, covers 858,000 sq ft, with a roof big enough to park 4,000 cars.

Really, you can't think of a better caption than what you just wrote? Or are you fluffing up your article with the photo captions because you suck as a writer.

Clint_Torres:
Gets annoyed for some reason whenever he sees this ^.

Clint_Torres: perhaps the author is not to blame. someone higher on the Daily Planet food chain like Perry White.

I don't know if it's heaven but I suspect that's where livers swim upstream to spawn and die.