And the Lord said "Let there be a 60 yard field goal." And he saw that it was good.

My wife just scrunched up her face and said:
What's with all this Jebus talk on a Sunday all of a sudden?

/had a hard time explaining

Then God's hand reached down from heaven and pushed Marion Barber out of bounds on 2nd down

so let it be written, so let it be done

Torgo_of_Manos: What's with all this Jebus talk on a Sunday all of a sudden?

That's a funny quote both with and without context.

Let there be beer..and it was good...

I was all set to watch the Bears lose. I was completely cool with it.
Then they had to go and get my hopes up.
Screw you, God!

WhoIsWillo: Torgo_of_Manos: What's with all this Jebus talk on a Sunday all of a sudden?

That's a funny quote both with and without context.

As a bett'in man, I have been riding the Tebow/Jebus wagon for the last couple of weeks...but the whole interjecting of Jebus into my football rants has really "confused" the wife...I can image her in the other room going... Go Jebus? WFT?

And on the 11th day of the 12th month, Tebow of Nazareth led his people out of the valley of Bears to salvation with the Lord. Amen.

Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed by thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

HawgWild: And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.


+1 internets for you!

HawgWild: Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed by thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

Well done.

kronicfeld: HawgWild: Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed by thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

Well done.

I should shorten it into a headline and steal the green ...

HawgWild: Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed by thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

Consider this stolen.:)

HawgWild: Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed by thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

Stolen as well.

/not sure how old this is, but I lol'd anyway
//drop the newsflash mods and we got a greenlight!

Smokey the Bare: not sure how old this is, but I lol'd anyway

It may have been done already, but this is all mine!

HawgWild: Smokey the Bare: not sure how old this is, but I lol'd anyway

It may have been done already, but this is all mine!

Well, it was my status update, so you got that going for ya.

Smokey the Bare: HawgWild: Smokey the Bare: not sure how old this is, but I lol'd anyway

It may have been done already, but this is all mine!

Well, it was my status update, so you got that going for ya.

Great success! After all, I am only here to help the lulz.

"With the 25th pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, the Denver Broncos select...Tim Tebow, Quarterback, University of Florida."



"You chose...wisely."

HawgWild: Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed by thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.


So f*cking awesome.

I need to make a new one of these... :-)

Tim Tebow: Most talked about white Bronco since O.J.

WhoIsWillo: Tim Tebow: Most talked about white Bronco since O.J.

This would be a good joke if not for John Elway.

DamnYankees: WhoIsWillo: Tim Tebow: Most talked about white Bronco since O.J.

This would be a good joke if not for John Elway.

True.

Finished! :P

WTF Indeed: HawgWild: Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed by thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

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Gah! It took YOU responding to see my typo.

DAMMIT! I has a typo!

...and His name is Tim Tebow.

I'mma fix this now:

Our Tebow, who art in Denver, hallowed be thy name!
Thy victories come, because of thy defense, at home as it is at away games.
Give us this day our daily scramble.
And forgive us for bad passes, as we forgive those who make sacks against us.
And lead us not into the offseason, but deliver us from losses.
For thine is the playoffs, the hype, and the glory, forever and ever.

To Freud Tebow beating the Bears is defeating the father figure because he is afraid of the father, and he is afraid of the father because he is in love with his mother. He is afraid that his father will find out and castrate him for it. So the Bears are his father and he just killed him, and started to create his image of God.

/Freud hates religion and makes no sense.

Snapper Carr: ...and He hates Dan Bailey.

But loves George Bailey.

WTF Indeed: This headline is terrible and should have been shot out back, but HawgWild saved it. Therefore HawgWild is God.

Blessings be upon you, my son ...

What was farking hilarious was watching the crew on ESPN try to break down this game during the wrap-up. Dilfer had a quote that went something like, "our job is supposed to be to explain to people how the things we see in the games are possible, and I just can't."

I'm not saying that Tebow is the Messiah, but if he told me to build an ark my only question would be for the measurements in cubits.

mjbok: Didn't anyone else think he was over the line of scrimmage when he threw his last TD? If not over, it was damn close, but they didn't even discuss it during the game.

He wasn't really close. Had to cross the 10 to be over, stopped short and moved sideways. Also, it was his only TD (and the only passing TD of the game).

Now I guess everyone gets to look forward to next week, where the Patriots will humiliate the Tebows and show what a REAL quarterback does.

/you know, since the Bears were going to kill him
//just like the Jets and an angry Chargers team that now everyone will pretend they WEREN'T backing against Denver

Still no cure for cancer

camelclub: Still no cure for cancer

He's too busy winning football games ...