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Mike [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:11:36 PM
aka, the "I need to get our used networking gear outta my living room" auction :)

And yes they still works great -- they just don't do IPv6.
 
Mike [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:12:21 PM
("they still works great"? Well, it works better than my grammar and spelling today. More caffeine needed)
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:15:36 PM
Do they come with Maker's Mark? If so, is it a new bottle or one those spooged up with backwash? This is important.
 
andyofne
2011-12-11 01:16:00 PM
My mom needs a load balancer.
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:16:15 PM
How much beer has been spilled on them?
 
manwithplanx
2011-12-11 01:17:03 PM
Previously used by fark.com?

i39.tinypic.com

/bet it has beer stains and everything!
 
here to help
2011-12-11 01:17:07 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Do they come with Maker's Mark? If so, is it a new bottle or one those spooged up with backwash? This is important.

I'd only buy them if they threw in the rubber chicken.

not really... but I'd buy the chicken
 
MooseUpNorth
2011-12-11 01:17:08 PM
"Cosmetic wear" = dried beer.
 
tjsands1118
2011-12-11 01:17:50 PM
Well purchase include Total Fark subscription, or any unflush data that can be used to blackmail Fark in any way (i.e. naked pictures of Drew hammered on Tequila)?
 
MissFeasance [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:19:12 PM
Is this a laundry thing?
 
zato_ichi
2011-12-11 01:19:35 PM
I clicked the link out of curiosity, and that whole shebangbang might as well been written in Greek.

Can I get to the email on that there thang?
 
Dairy King
2011-12-11 01:20:05 PM
Will this do Farmville?
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:20:12 PM
We need more Calgon.
 
here to help
2011-12-11 01:20:21 PM
MissFeasance: Is this a laundry thing?

For whiter whites and colors that POP.
 
Riche [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:21:05 PM
Eight dollars and a candy bar. That's my final offer.
 
miss diminutive
2011-12-11 01:21:36 PM
Wait, they have the internet on computers now?
 
gblive
2011-12-11 01:23:22 PM
Do they run on alcohol?
 
TheShavingofOccam123 [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:24:11 PM
Riche: Eight dollars and a candy bar. That's my final offer.

Two dollars and a Casio...
 
A Terrible Human [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:25:17 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Riche: Eight dollars and a candy bar. That's my final offer.

Two dollars and a Casio...

Fifty cents and all the lint in my pocket.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:25:20 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Riche: Eight dollars and a candy bar. That's my final offer.

Two dollars and a Casio...

Three quarters and a busted keytar.
 
prjindigo
2011-12-11 01:25:54 PM
left out "Beer Scented"
 
wallywam1 [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:27:43 PM
TheShavingofOccam123: Do they come with Maker's Mark? If so, is it a new bottle or one those spooged up with backwash? This is important.

Throw up on a server ONE TIME and it smells like bourbon forever. Sheesh!
 
gblive
2011-12-11 01:27:58 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: TheShavingofOccam123: Riche: Eight dollars and a candy bar. That's my final offer.

Two dollars and a Casio...

Three quarters and a busted keytar.

I'll trade it for a cannon ball from Myth Busters that I found in my minivan.
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:28:04 PM
So, not only do we pay $5 to read this stuff, now you are trying to pawn your crap on us?

/wish I had thought of it ...
 
Mudgen [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:28:41 PM
Is that what was going on last evening, switching these out? There were allegations of a soft drink being spilled on a server.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:29:10 PM
gblive: I'll trade it for a cannon ball from Myth Busters that I found in my minivan.

*sigh*

That's harsh. You know I can't rightly top that.
 
powhound
2011-12-11 01:29:28 PM
Probably filled with splooge from the more risque days of Fark.
 
ami5000 [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:29:56 PM
BOOOOOOO I don't want your stuff.
 
logieal [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:30:13 PM
I've got a couple 380 G4's that I'm willing to either sell outright or part out...
 
ronaprhys
2011-12-11 01:32:20 PM
Load balancer? Considering how well this site works they'd be better used a paperweights with blinking lights.
 
Tziva [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:32:46 PM
Mudgen: Is that what was going on last evening, switching these out? There were allegations of a soft drink being spilled on a server.

Soft drink? Is that like lite beer?
 
GoSurfing
2011-12-11 01:33:04 PM
Will purchasing this allow me to get over it?
 
phamwaa
2011-12-11 01:34:04 PM
A homemade 286, a Nady wireless, A Peavey EDI box, and a 70's stompbox.

/Final offer
//Gotta clean out the garage
 
whizbang [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:34:23 PM
HawgWild: not only do we pay $5 to read this stuff

I pay $10 to read this stuff: paypal charged me twice, wrote back to me that fark has to fix that, & farkback hasn't replied to me
 
angstycoder
2011-12-11 01:34:40 PM
Heh, I like that they are named 'Ale' and 'Rum'
 
cman [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:34:53 PM
GOod luck in actually getting a serious bid
 
HawgWild [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:36:39 PM
I bid 2 bits!
 
haywatchthis
2011-12-11 01:37:38 PM
load balancer ,hmm, i'll trade you 2 buckets of steam and a board strecher for them
 
vudukungfu
2011-12-11 01:38:41 PM
HawgWild: I bid 2 bits!

I have a byte! DO I hear 4 bits?
 
Hector Remarkable
2011-12-11 01:40:34 PM
Interesting trades accepted?
 
Meatzilla
2011-12-11 01:41:31 PM
Six years running Fark.com... probably full of squirrel hair and bits of canned tuna.
 
ranold
2011-12-11 01:44:51 PM
Can they run Crysis?
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-11 01:45:55 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

Three quarters and a busted keytar.


Three quarters of a busted keytar.
 
Roman Fyseek [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:46:52 PM
Mike: ("they still works great"? Well, it works better than my grammar and spelling today. More caffeine needed)

You'd think the guy with the DB password could correct his own boobies
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:47:56 PM
Englebert Slaptyback: Three quarters of a busted keytar.

FROGDAMMIT

My negotiation skills have really taken a tumble as of lately.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:48:44 PM
I don't see myself every having a use for whatever the hell those are.
 
Jon H
2011-12-11 01:49:29 PM
pfst, put a round interweb tube into a square hole?

/no wonder they want to get rid of em
 
Roman Fyseek [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:49:50 PM
home.comcast.net

No kiss, no bid.
 
violentsalvation [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:49:52 PM
violentsalvation: I don't see myself every having a use for whatever the hell those are.

Unless they can teach me how to type.
 
Mike [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 01:50:36 PM
My understanding is that there is a college fund being setup for the daughter of recently deceased Farker Rabiddog. If that's the case, whatever we make from this goes there.
 
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