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(Jalopnik)   Do not want: truck nutz. Gotta have: car thongs   (jalopnik.com) divider line 170
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2011-12-11 02:38:53 PM  
Probably look great with a huge mud splotch on them.
 
2011-12-11 02:50:23 PM  
My car goes commando.
 
2011-12-11 03:05:36 PM  
Luckily, in America, thongs of car size are available in every Wal*Mart.
 
2011-12-11 03:07:29 PM  
As I read the headline, I imagined nothing could be more tacky than a spoiler, or worse, truck nutz.

I was wrong.
 
2011-12-11 03:14:53 PM  
Y'know what? Fark it. Drop the f**king bomb.
 
2011-12-11 03:16:13 PM  
This...this is satire, right? Please be satire.
 
2011-12-11 03:22:48 PM  
They should dangle a rope out the hatch.
 
2011-12-11 03:29:50 PM  
Fake!


I've seen a few lacy thongs, and I know pixels.
 
2011-12-11 03:30:44 PM  

violentsalvation: They should dangle a rope out the hatch.


5' of white should do it.
 
2011-12-11 03:30:58 PM  
I think I'll buy one and stick it on my cousin's F-350 while he's at work. He'll be astonished, I have no doubt.
 
2011-12-11 03:58:46 PM  
images.autoanything.com

But car bras are still OK.
 
2011-12-11 04:32:59 PM  

GAT_00: This...this is satire, right? Please be satire.


It has to be. It just has to be.
 
2011-12-11 04:35:47 PM  

FloydA: Y'know what? Fark it. Drop the f**king bomb.


TEAM LAST GENERATION!
 
2011-12-11 05:16:38 PM  

TheOther: FloydA: Y'know what? Fark it. Drop the f**king bomb.

TEAM LAST GENERATION!


i575.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-11 05:34:53 PM  
Krymson Tyde: GAT_00: This...this is satire, right? Please be satire.

It has to be. It just has to be.


Sadly, I can't bring myself to doubt the existence of car thongs.

YIKES.
 
2011-12-11 06:04:53 PM  
Can someone explain to me again why the terrorists shouldn't win?
 
2011-12-11 06:18:57 PM  

Godscrack: [images.autoanything.com image 280x195]

But car bras are still OK.


You want the front of those cars to sag with age? Well alright then.
 
2011-12-11 06:27:02 PM  

eraser8: Luckily, in America, thongs of car size are available in every Wal*Mart.


I didn't think they still had sizes that small. Are these for pre-teens?
 
2011-12-11 06:28:01 PM  
Is there a human being worthy of being alive who has truck nuts?? Seriously?
 
2011-12-11 06:29:37 PM  
What if someone has a Car Thong AND Truck Nutz? Does that make your car some sort of tranny?
 
2011-12-11 06:30:34 PM  

Oznog: What if someone has a Car Thong AND Truck Nutz? Does that make your car some sort of tranny?


It means you drive a Crossover, i think.
 
2011-12-11 06:30:54 PM  

Ghastly: Can someone explain to me again why the terrorists shouldn't win?


Because tentacle rape.

/ps when are you gonna update?? fark i load it up every day, no update
 
2011-12-11 06:31:23 PM  
There's a business in my town with the words "CLEAR BRA" painted in huge letters on the side of the building.

For half a nano-second, you think, "hell, yeah!!" .. then you'll notice it's an auto-detailing company. -_-
 
2011-12-11 06:32:07 PM  
If I had the disposable income, I would buy a few of those and put them on vehicles that already have truck nutz on them and create some cross-dressing cars.
 
2011-12-11 06:33:16 PM  
Does it "lift and separate?"
 
2011-12-11 06:35:19 PM  

Oznog: What if someone has a Car Thong AND Truck Nutz? Does that make your car some sort of tranny?


That would be a Car Banana Hammock.

shop-brigite.com
 
2011-12-11 06:35:37 PM  
Next up will be Fark-me rims and clear hubs. Nothing says skank like clear hubs.
 
2011-12-11 06:36:15 PM  
To even call that retarded would be an insult to retarded people.
 
2011-12-11 06:36:23 PM  
Aaaaand of course, on a WRX wagon like mine.

/ Jeezus Christ
 
2011-12-11 06:36:32 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Oznog: What if someone has a Car Thong AND Truck Nutz? Does that make your car some sort of tranny?

It means you drive a Crossover, i think.


+1 internets to you madam or sir.

Need a new keyboard...
 
2011-12-11 06:36:51 PM  

droosan: There's a business in my town with the words "CLEAR BRA" painted in huge letters on the side of the building.

For half a nano-second, you think, "hell, yeah!!" .. then you'll notice it's an auto-detailing company. -_-


There used to be a photography studio near my parents' place that was named Bill Buttram. The logo was stylized such that the letter B looked like an actuall butt. They gone now.
 
2011-12-11 06:37:27 PM  

Godscrack: [images.autoanything.com image 280x195]

But car bras are still OK.


At least if you drive in an area with gravel and dirt flying up that can tear up the nose of the car there is an excuse for those.

How is a car thong even legal? It obstructs the drivers rear view. I thought that was illegal to do to a vehicle.
 
2011-12-11 06:37:38 PM  
Jesus Christ, that's awful.
Have you seen Car Lashes?

i01.i.aliimg.com

I like my car plain, thanks.
 
2011-12-11 06:38:16 PM  
Truck nuts should be illegal. It's disgusting and obscene.
 
2011-12-11 06:38:19 PM  
that is not a usa car, look at the tag
 
2011-12-11 06:38:23 PM  
I've seen people in Walmart that could fit into that thing.
 
2011-12-11 06:39:48 PM  

vudukungfu: Probably look great with a huge mud splotch on them.


Done. In. One.
 
2011-12-11 06:41:50 PM  
Are there any idiots out there who actually think Truck Nutz are clever?

Farking stupidest thing I've seen in a long time.
 
2011-12-11 06:42:31 PM  

slc11082: Truck nuts should be illegal. It's disgusting and obscene.


In some states, such as Virginia, the "loose sack" version of truck nutz are in fact illegal. The solid versions that don't wobble are usually fine (for now).

FWIW as much as I hate the stupidity and ugliness of truck nutz, I'm more offended by laws restricting their use.
 
2011-12-11 06:44:05 PM  
So, I've never really thought about this, but when a person has truck nuts, is the truck supposed to be the penis?
 
2011-12-11 06:48:10 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: So, I've never really thought about this, but when a person has truck nuts, is the truck supposed to be the penis?


I believe the idea is that the truck is the bull, so the drive shaft would be the penis.
 
2011-12-11 06:48:39 PM  
Rule 34
 
2011-12-11 06:50:18 PM  
That car pi$$ed its self.
 
2011-12-11 06:50:35 PM  
Meh, I like my Honda to be sexually ambiguous, thanks.
 
2011-12-11 06:51:02 PM  
Meet the designer...

ihatemykereinhold.com

/Sorry
 
2011-12-11 06:51:45 PM  

Chariset: My car goes commando.


Winner.
 
2011-12-11 06:52:35 PM  

litespeed74: I've seen people in Walmart that could fit into that thing.


while restoring a 68 Karmann Ghia i realized there are WM shoppers with arses bigger than engines. never been the same since.
 
2011-12-11 06:56:14 PM  

KrispyKritter: litespeed74: I've seen people in Walmart that could fit into that thing.

while restoring a 68 Karmann Ghia i realized there are WM shoppers with arses bigger than engines. never been the same since.


I realized the same thing whilst working on Caterpillar diesel engines.
 
2011-12-11 07:03:41 PM  

slc11082: Truck nuts should be illegal. It's disgusting and obscene.


Every time I see them, I have an urge to paint them blue. I really need to go buy some spray paint.

/blue like the driver's nuts. What woman would want to fark a guy with testes hanging off his truck?
 
2011-12-11 07:06:59 PM  

eraser8: Luckily, in America, thongs of car size are available in every Wal*Mart.


"Yes mam, we carry XXL, XXXL, and F150. Right this way"
 
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